Scott’s over his emoness today after a night with the kleenex. I presume it’s not as dodgy as it sounds. Some people seem to think Scott is a new secret psycho, whilst others think he should have his own Mills & Spoon piece on this week’s Spoony shows.
Scott wanted to offer some listeners the chance to go to Hip Hop Karaoke in the pub next week. Scott thinks either Lady Sovereign or LL Cool J and J-lo would be the track for Scott & Laura.
Chappers eyeing up Dave at the World Cup in Germany…
Radio 1 at the World Cup!
It was baking hot again in Germany according to Chappers. They got in to a game of cricket – but Chappers had tried to tone his aggression down after the Sport Relief show. Dave, at 4pm, was in bed snoring once again. Aled had been spending his time chatting up the German version of the Arctic Monkeys. Dave and Chappers had been sitting around drinking beer and eating Bratwurst – but in an unstereotypical style, without the lederhosen.
Chappers a while back conducted an interview with David Beckham, which he misplaced and never got round to playing. Chris Moyles has got his hands on it, and will be playing on tomorrow’s Chris Moyles show.
More from Chappers and the Moyles Team in Germany on BBC Radio 1 Online and on The Chris Moyles Fansite.
Hip Hop Karaoke
Scott had a play of something new to the show – Jay Z and Beyonce’s new song – Déjà Vu. They’re apparently honking their horns, or bonkers. Or was it bonking? Well one of those three. What do you think of the song? Let us know on the forum.
Soapstar… Superstar?
Michelle was on the e-mail works with a girl who talks crap all the time (her words not mine) and is taking things from soap operas and makes reality. She said her friends house burnt down – the same week it happened on Desperate Housewives. And another friend supposedly left her husband for a woman – just like Sonia. It’s never any one that Michelle actually knows. Tomorrow it’s possible she’ll be end up with a story from Hollyoaks – her friend, a teacher, is having sex with an under-aged guy. Lots of people know these people who talk crap – Rory in Somerset who knows a bloke who reckons he broke his neck when he didn’t, and another guy who knew a friend from school who went to university pretended to be Californian for a whole year but then it was exposed that he wasn’t. He claimed it was just for a laugh.
My mate Phil Mitchell… he got shot the other week by the bird off X Factor
Who needs FiveLive, when you’ve got Lloyd?
Lloyd was back on today at 5.15. Scott had to apologise to Lloyd because he felt he was being a bit harsh. Quite a few people had told Scott Wayne Rooney did look like Shrek. There are a few people who think Lloyd is a bit of a fraud and they don’t think he’s a 10 year old boy. Some people think he’s actually an 18 year old girl called Mary. Scott called Mary and tried to compare the two. I think there are similarities, but you’re not going to argue with a member of the Sayers family are you!
Pub or Bird… Pub or Bird… Pub or Bird…
World Cup Widows
Today Rob has been with his girlfriend 7 years, but she’s spent most of her time in the pub watching football. Rob tried everything to get Nicola home, but nothing would happen. Even the puppy dog eyed approach wasn’t working.
Rob: “I’ll see you when the world cup finishes…”
Nicola: “Alright then, see ya!”
Scott reckons she was in on the act though, as she sounded very serious about it all, and not very convincing.
There’s more from Scott tomorrow afternoon at 4pm. Keep it here on Unofficial Mills. And if you’ve missed any of these features from the past month, we’ve launched a brand new page for you to hear them!
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