Hello there, it's Tuesday, Valentine's Day and welcome to another Unofficial Mills review. If you want to review the Scott Mills show one day each week, or whenever you can there's plenty of vacancies going. Get e-mailing me.
Word on the street is Laura had got some flowers for Valentine's Day, although there's belief she sent them to herself. Lots of people claim they have sent it, while many people think Ben or Mr Thomas off of Laura's Diary sent them. Chappers thinks every girl in the building is a lesbian, as Chappers and Scott haven't had any Valentine's Cards this year.
Scott's decided the BRIT Awards aren't very exciting at the moment, and there needs to be something controversial.
Chappers: "Do you want me to go on stage and wiggle my ass in front of someone? James Blunt?
Some people have pointed out the BRITs won't be very boring at all, as Kanye West will be there with some gold paint, could be some Prince, KT Tunstall and Coldplay. You can hear more about the BRITs tomorrow afternoon at 4pm.
There was another chance to hear Chappers' Revenge from last night just after 6 (well half past six to you and me).
People like Frank is what Flirt Divert is designed for
Flirt Divert
Plenty of people available for Valentine's Day on the Flirt Divert answerphone today. The first message was a woman calling up hoping to get her 'secret admirer' after receiving a card, the second was Steve who thought he was being picked up and going somewhere for Valentine's Night and the third wants to go out sometime for a drink or a meal, but sounded very hesitant and certainly had a way with words. The final message came from a guy who was inviting a girl to see the Rolling Stones in Brazil, and had the tickets and was at the airport waiting to go.
Laura's Diary
During Laura's Diary we got a very nervous 'may be' to Laura sending the flowers. Today Laura's Diary head was hurting as she'd spent some time lying in the toilet and her sink was stinking as she couldn't make it to the toilet (she was sick). The couple upstairs were at it again and the lesbians had asked Laura out for a night. She'd had vodka jelly with the new people and nearly died trying to cross the road. She went to the pub, and ended up at 'Cheesy Pop' and was banned from the stage for harassing DJ Toast. A weird Portuguese guy turned up, smelling of garlic, trying to get his hands on Laura's hips.
Chappers: "Is that the lambada then?"
She tried calling Ben at 4 in the morning, but was banned from calling her so late and she has to 'matriculate' at university on Monday.
And for the record: Matriculation refers to the formal process of entering a university, or of becoming eligible to enter by acquiring the required prior qualifications.
Yuck – Happy Valentine's Day!
Random Acts of Kindness
Scott had a call from Kat who was a bit down today. She had no Valentine's Cards and the last person she went out with was a guy called Ishmael. They were going out for two years until November, as he had to move to Holland for his job, but they didn't want a long distance relationship. She's still in contact with him and he still means a lot to her, and wants Scott to do something nice for Ishmael to show she still likes him. This is a feature that could go rather wrong and being 14th February there was a lot of speculation he's seeing someone else. Scott was going to give Ishmael a call, but told Kat to go to the front door and there was her long distance friend. Ishmael told Kat he still loved her, and wants another try at a relationship, whilst there was a lot of kissing going on.
Record of the Week
This week's Record of The Week is Another Place to Fall by KT Tunstall. She's up for some BRIT awards this week, but what do you think of this track? Get on to the forum and tell us.
Rate My Listener
Today's listener is Mike sporting a few bottles of drink. What do you think? Get online and rate him happy.
RML Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/ratemylistener/
Tonight on Your Call, tracks included David Bowie, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, James Blunt, Jamellia, and Ms Dynamite.
Pretty good show tonight, more from Scott Mills tomorrow and it's all about the BRITs. Tomorrow we'll be trialling out a new reviewer, so with a bit of luck we'll have a top quality review with you shortly!
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