It's Wednesday once more, and I'm here to give you the lowdown on today's show. Less me, more Scott – a good saying, but I don't think it'll catch on…
Scott's not feeling Dickinson
Wednesday Banter
One e-mailer wanted to know who got evicted from the jungle last night, it was David Dickinson, but Scott really couldn't give a monkeys. He's usually the one glued to live coverage on ITV2, but this series Scott doesn't want to know. The contestants really aren't that exciting and most of them seem to be really weak – Elaine fainting and Kimberly going to hospital following her helicopter jump, not the most exciting television is it? As well as that Scott's heard that Kate and Pete are off, any truth to that?
Scott had another problem, he's going for another meal with the bosses at Radio 1 (Chappers wasn't invited, everyone else is) but he's looking for a suit to wear. Chappers is worried he'll be "sensationally axed" this week.
Anthony King was back on the air today, he wanted to do some Michael Jackson moves, and was offered a free lesson at his classes. Chappers thinks Scott's lost the plot. Well it was only a matter of time…
Rate My Listener
Today's listener is Chris off of Leeds. He's a Rugby Union player, and as Chappers said "he's a big lad". If Scott popped round for a date with him, Chris would cook him some fresh vegetables, and he'd take Scott round Leeds. He'd be paying, and would wear a suit. Finally, he'd sleep with this date on the first night. His ideal woman would be Gwen Stefani, and ideal man would be David Beckham. What do you think? Rate him happy on the official Scott Mills pages, and discuss him on our forum! Yesterday's cocky listener was given a definate minging off you lot, perhaps that has shut her up.
Laura's got a new weapon – But not Whoopi Goldberg…
Laura's back on the streets
Out of the window goes the megaphone, and the new toy to have this year is a whoopee cushion. Scott sent Laura to the library, where there's 'lots of people and books'. Laura got out her secret weapon, and her task was to be thrown out of the library with the whoopee cushion. This feature was proof that farting on the radio is still funny. Scott had tears in his eyes during this, really isn't a feature you can explain without listening to. No one seems to have said anything, but imagine being stuck in that situation, one slightly hyper lady farting in the corner of a library. Laura failed her task; it's obviously a regular occurrence in that place, but immature and funny non-the-less.
Plop…
On another plop related topic today, Sarah sent in an e-mail saying she met Douggie off of McFly today and tried to wish him Happy Birthday but actually farted instead. He didn't say anything but she knows he heard it, and probably smelt it too. Chappers meanwhile has a similar story when he met Kylie once whilst working with Coxy on Breakfast. He got ready and put on a dark top, had some Raspberry yoghurt, and spilt it down his top. Coxy then told Kylie it was actually something else. Wonder what that was…
The early bird catches the Your Call worm
…So don't forget to send your requests in early. Tonight's tracks included:
Kaiser Chiefs
Girls Aloud
The Strokes
The Streets
Sugababes
50 Cent
The Darkness
Record of the Week
Scott played this week's Record of the Week – 'Nasty Girl' by Notorious BIG.
Estate Agents… Who needs them?
The On Hold Game
After six o'clock Scott had another On Hold Game for us, this time with Estate Agents. But the problem was that when you do these sorts of things you need permission off of the companies. The problem was this estate agent was so annoying that they wouldn't give the team permission, thus it couldn't be played. Feel free to leak it on to our website if you like (he says jokingly). Anyway, Estate Agents beware; they're seeking even more revenge now!
Show could have been better if those nasty estate agents had allowed Scott to air the On Hold Game, but keep checking out the show all week, Scott won't be defeated!
Finally, thanks to Neil off of 'Yellow Jumper' on the e-mail who has just sent me an e-mail complimenting the website. It's always nice to hear your views, so why not e-mail me or leave a message on the forums.
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