Whatever you do, don't get your dad to rewire some lighting in your house. I've discovered that it's a disaster waiting to happen, and as a result the lights don't come on unless the living room light is on. Anyway, it's meant the powers been off, so a lot of this was on pen and paper.
It's Tuesday, and today we're asking, who's got the Star Phone?
Is it Richard who has the phone?
The Star Phone
Who has Jenny from Atomic Kitten given it too? Well Scott gave it another call and whoever answered was out and about, pressing the buttons on the phone. To me it sounded like Ricardo off of The Salon. Someone reckons it was Chris Moyles blatantly winding us up, although he wasn't apparently at Big Gay Out. Scott thinks he should start that rumour though. And a final though from Scott… do you think she was mugged?
My life gone cold…
Scott saw Girls Aloud tonight whilst doing a private gig, much to the disappointment of Chappers. Cheryl was speaking to one of the team members who doesn't speak, and Scott met Cheryl's mum – a friend of the show. People reckon that Chappers has a better chance with Diane, her mum, although one caller said when she teaches she tells people off for chewing their hair.
Rate Them Happy
Laura's been away for several days now due to illness (couldn’t you tell by the quiet background noise?), and there's been a lack of males on this feature. One person reckons today's Rate My Swimwear Person – Jessica from Northallerton – has hairy legs, although they said that could be their laptop. She's a secretary at a window company and Chappers thinks that her head was superimposed on to her body, but Jessica strongly denies that. She's also appearing in Nuts this week and she's not single. She told us that it's her white leather sofa in the background, and her bra size is 34C, and not 34B as Scott guessed. Scott appears to have pulled her and they're meeting up next week for a drink…
From all at Unofficial Mills to Laura we hope that you get well soon (if she's reading!)
Chappers' Wedding Gifts
Chappers is still feeling down about his wedding gift hobby. Yesterday he thought he brought Paris Hilton and Paris a wedding gift of a red-heart muffin pan. He even gave their people a call, and got a rather camp man on the end of the phone, and they confirmed it was a fake. They took his number (although it should have been the flirt divert number!) and he'll ring Chappers if the list is published. Mr Chapman has also found Britney Spears' wedding gift list. One's convincing although the other had apparently spelt her name wrong. A texter asked the question we all want to know – where do you buy this muffin pan from.
Also on the show
Anything but One True Voice's 'Shakespeare's Way with Words'. Today's tracks included Inaya Day, Lou Reed, Avril Lavinge One guy requested the Kaiser Chiefs and had an interesting theory about it being Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs on the Star Phone. Tonight's 'Most Wanted' track was Martin Solveig's 'Everybody'.
"At the end of the day…"
Scott's started the campaign to get rid of Craig from Big Brother. Are you like most of us feeling cringey every time Craig cries each night and falls out with Anthony? Get on the band wagon and let's get rid of him. Unfortunately it's Orlaith and Kemal this week, so could be a problem. There's two local carnivals in his hometown and work town this fortnight, anyone daring enough to do a 'get rid of Craig' float? Maybe Laura…?
Global Gathering
So Scott had tickets to both events today. He's been offered all sorts of bribes for this – wine and 'other things'. I won't ask… Today it was a new form of 'In or Out' – 'DJ or Not'. All the caller had to do was tell Scott whether each person Scott says was a DJ or not. Today's caller managed only 2 correct.
Scott: "You might just be going to Global Gathering."
Chappers: "I'd enjoy your birthday if I was you…"
Apparently she sounds like the girl from the Flirt Divert in the pool in Magaluff.
New Music
Scott had a play of the new Black Eyed Peas track today.
Heart not included…
Get Me Out of Here
Just text that to 81199 to get out of a disastrous date. The girl who texted in found the guy she was with a bit of a minger and a bit dull – almost Eugene from Big Brother. Scott asked her to repeat some lines about her house being on fire and that she has to leave very quickly. Let's just hope he doesn't offer to go with her… I agree with Chappers, it was much better than the ‘doctor’ scenario from last time.
Spoony's in for Scott on Thursday, so keep watching this space for more information about that. I'll be back with another review tomorrow!
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