Yo yo yo hommie. The lovely Friday is here again and we’re all grateful!
The Week
Brown Noise – It’s comin’ out of both ends ‘ere
Scott has had another busy and bizarre week. Chappers’ mate told him about a certain noise at a certain frequency that makes you evacuate your bowls (poo). Scott wouldn’t be Scott if he didn’t play this noise to the whole nation at 4:20 on Wednesday and again as a Your Call ‘most requested’ on Thursday. Many people claimed it worked and made them and/or their animals pop-a-hoot!
Personally, it didn’t work and was crap (bud-um-pum-tcssssssh)
Random Acts of Kindness
This occasional feature made a return this week.
Maroon 5’s James cheered up Helen, who has been ill recently and had to cope with the death of her mother. James gave Helen a call and made her year. He was also talking to Scott about the Live8 gig Maroon 5 play on the weekend.
Celebrity Flirt Divert
There was much speculation the lovely Davina McCall, the presenter off of Big Brother, has been giving out the Flirt Divert number after there was a message left by a girl requesting tickets off a Davina. Coincidence? Well, she was on the phone to talk about it.
Flirt Divert
Moyles gave out the Flirt Divert number on his show previously, claiming it was Davina’s mobile number and the message inbox was brimming with people wanting to speak to her.
Jokes on them, huh?
Charlotte Curch, who was on Jo Whiley’s show, said she would give out the number and said it’s a great idea. Score!
Meanwhile…
Chappers has been like an old, purvey man recently and demands girls who are sunbathing to make a Your Call request. Most of them were pretending to be semi-naked to impress him though. Gooood Moooornin.
Chappers was also the centre of a Caption Competition after getting caught looking very camp on the Moyles Annual Grand-Prix. Check this photo out – it’s as good as the one of him sleeping! (See yesterday's review)
Captions on a postcard pwease…
It’s OnlyBleyFriday! On today’s show…
Scott got very drunk on Blossom Hill (wine) last night and, as you do, sent out various drunken-fuelled text messages. Two were sent to Roberto off Big Brother and 10 to Craaaaaaaaiiig David. Still no reply…
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema in King Lynn was also on giving his weekly rundown of what’s on. The least said about that the better.
Chappers’ tennis joke about juicy men’s Semis at Wimbledon returned and Flirt Divert included a girl with Live8 tickets and a WWA (woman with attitude)
Remember, Scott will be covering Chris Moyles from Monday for 2 weeks (7am-10am) while Vernon Kay fills the drivetime slot.
There was also a special Live8 additions of the Wonder Years:
1992 – Even Better Than The Real Thing (Remix) – U2
1993 – The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite – REM
1994 – What’s My Name – Snoop Dogg
1995 – Basket Case – Green Day
1996 – Insomnia – Faithless
1997 – Traffic – Stereophonics
1998 – Ray of Light – Madonna
1999 – Strong – Robbie Williams
2000 – Big Pimpin’ – Jay-Z
2001 – Plug In – Muse
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