Rhianna Dhillon’s exceptionally wet Innuendo Bingo
Rhianna Dhillon returned to face Chris in a game Scott immediately suspected would be a long one. She had not known she was playing and had arrived without replacement trousers, but her enthusiasm made that lack of preparation particularly risky.
The opening clip came from Channel 5’s Trucks and Trailers, where Fiona finally opened her back doors and dropped her load after a 45-minute wait. A Radio 4 play then supplied an extended discussion about a married couple who spent “all day and all night” with a man named Dick. Rhianna struggled to hold any water while Scott wondered whether the writers knew exactly what they were doing.
Jamie Oliver advised viewers not to burn their nuts and later described flames licking around balls. Michaela Strachan announced that infrared cameras had been placed on beavers, Australian prime minister Julia Gillard allowed something to “rip”, and football commentary reported that Toulouse’s Étienne Capoue was being fingered by an opponent. Each clip produced another forceful spray across the studio.
Paul Merton’s fishing rod began twitching, Jamie Oliver admitted that he did not mind “a bit of head” and Alexandra Burke said she had come to do some bottoming. By that point Rhianna’s mascara was running and both players’ trousers were drenched. Kevin McCloud ended the game with the command “Flaps up, gentlemen”, leaving Chris and Rhianna convinced it had been the wettest edition so far.
Stupid Street votes in the American election
With Americans choosing between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, Chris asked seven people on Stupid Street how they intended to vote. The obvious obstacle was that none of them was in the United States or eligible to take part, but six nevertheless said they would be voting.
Obama received almost unanimous support. One person thought he seemed like a party animal, while another remembered that he had once given people doughnuts. Several intended to vote from home with their families. Two women from Lincoln initially suggested they might cast their votes there, then asked Chris where the polling place was and assumed one must be nearby.
The results closely resembled the programme’s version of the same experiment four years earlier. Scott particularly enjoyed the combination of complete political confidence and no understanding of how an American election worked, while Chris admitted that he had nearly made matters worse by giving the women fake directions.
Charlie Sloth plays Real or No Real
Charlie Sloth joined the show in a deliberately calm voice, saving his usual energy for the start of his 1Xtra programme. He wanted to accumulate enough points for the trip to Barbados he claimed Scott had once promised him, and said he had retained a recording of the offer as evidence.
The US Army really did use Xbox 360 controllers to operate unmanned spy planes, while the claim that scientists had identified 86 as the most masculine possible number was false. Adam Richman was not a vegetarian using a stunt double for the eating challenges on Man v. Food.
Termites genuinely ate wood twice as quickly while exposed to heavy metal music. The stories that no known pirate had owned a parrot and that a Chester village named Cotton Edmunds commemorated Fearne Cotton and Noel Edmonds were both invented. Charlie correctly judged all six claims and won with 60 points, beating Chris’s 40.
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