Reanna takes Innuendo Bingo revenge before Christmas comes early
Laura introduced the programme by recalling how she had run headfirst into Prince Harry’s groin at an Eton event when she was seven. Her mother had confirmed the details before the call, including Harry stepping politely aside while she apologised. Laura had never seen him again, but Scott decided she must think about the collision whenever he appeared on television, just as he remembered once kissing singer Sam Ryder on the cheek.
Reanna from Radio 1 returned for an Innuendo Bingo rematch after Chris had soaked her during their previous game. He tried to make peace with a £1.50 bunch of flowers, but Reanna arrived with plates of shaving foam and the hashtag “Bingo Revenge”. A succession of clips about Andy Murray, Max Clifford’s garden, a “holy trinity”, the VIP area and Robert Webb polishing a “meat window” turned the contest into chaos.
Reanna repeatedly pushed the foam into Chris’s face while he attempted to remain gentlemanly and play with water. Masks of Justin Bieber, Victoria Beckham and Mr Bean were used to protect Reanna’s modesty as the game became wetter, messier and increasingly difficult to control. She declared herself the winner after the final Loose Women clip, leaving Chris covered in foam and the studio requiring another substantial clean-up.
Dear Scott returned to S-Dosser after a listener noticed a similarity between “Bish Bash Bosch” and a section of Cheryl’s “Call My Name”. Chris began considering an album and asked Scott to voice its advert. The PR4L also confirmed that she was the voice heard on Northern Ireland Railways by demonstrating the announcement for Bangor West, while another message celebrated “Balls of Disappointment” receiving more Radio 1 loves than Jay-Z and Rihanna.
A soldier named Mac planned to save six months of podcasts while deployed in Afghanistan, meaning he expected to hear this programme at Christmas. Scott immediately turned the June broadcast festive and sent Chris outside in a thin Santa cloak and white moustache. Despite the blazing London sunshine, Chris wished baffled pedestrians a merry Christmas, asked whether they had been good and endured abuse from passers-by, all to give Mac and his colleagues a properly seasonal show when they eventually listened.
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