Tag: wedding
Scott discusses who he'd want to wee on his jellyfish sting (Colin Murray wins for being a good distraction), cringes through clips from the American lie-detector gameshow Moment of Truth, and points out that parents complaining about modern lyrics should remember some of the genuinely filthy songs from the 60s and 70s. [...]
Scott resurrects the Dutch florist game with a twist—getting Amsterdam florists to rap current pop songs on floral greeting cards—while callers ring in with disastrous Celine Dion stories and Scott mysteriously becomes irresistible to Eastern European women. [...]
Laura's obsessed with a new BBC3 wedding show where a groom picks his bride's dress without her input — and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Plus the Flirt Divert answer phone returns with more awkward dating messages. [...]
Laura returns from a wedding-packed weekend with stories of grooms recycling the same internet speech at two separate ceremonies, while the team discuss The X Factor and a sweet Japanese contestant who flew to meet Simon Cowell. [...]
Scott receives song submissions from listeners who've written tracks about their ex-partners, including one caller named Jack who's made a song called "The Best Girl in the World" about his ex-girlfriend Grace — though Scott's feedback suggests the lyrics might be more unsettling than romantic. [...]
Scott meets Alex, 19, and her best friend Fiona, a Scottish woman she's known for five years, who are willing to get married to each other just to get into Glastonbury Festival — and the chemistry between them is absolutely undeniable. [...]
Scott Mills launches a wild new feature to find couples willing to get married at Glastonbury for tickets — and the first contestant is a 20-year-old Oxford lad named Steve who wants to marry his girlfriend's best friend instead of his actual girlfriend Jen, who'll be at a family wedding that weekend. [...]
Scott discovers the deeply unsettling reality show Sunset Tan, featuring an eight-year-old getting a $1,300 spray tan to look like Lindsay Lohan; later, he confesses to drunkenly promising to play the harp at a friend's wedding next year despite having no idea how to play. [...]
Laura from the listener competition wins the prize of true love when her boyfriend James proposes during a hilariously uneventful phone call — but the unedited tape reveals Scott may have had the ending all wrong. [...]
Scott investigates a dodgy chat-up artist who claims to be a famous American record producer, leading to one of the show's most brilliant on-air stings featuring an actual Akon confrontation and a hilariously unconvincing fake accent. [...]

