Andy Mac

Had another Scott dream last night. It's kind of the same dream each time. I am hanging out in the pub and random people are telling me I really should meet Scott. The dream ends before I meet him...I really should not have shared this...should I? Please tell me other people have Scott dreams?

I know Viv. Jono needs to learn to relax. Jono man you will never get the most from your banger if you cover it up all the time...

Are we all mad?

I love you Mr.D. Do yopu think you would like her family? She is from Essex and her dad is hermanager I think...do I need to say more?

Ermm, well chaps born with 2 ya know...:confused:

What about Diphallic people ? You reckon Scott trusts / likes them?

Aye up me ducks (that's Derby for hello) XX 8)

Ha! You know it darling! I do think it would be great. And the mad thing is people would visit. I will get those teeth from him. I think I really am going to do this...I really do wonder sometimes about the things I spend time thinking about x x x x

You know what I mean? I think Beccy would like me if she met me but I think she is hiding my emails from Scott. She needs to share him more! (Do I sound really mad) 8)

Well god knows how many I send but an average of 2 in 2 years does say something about what I have to say. X;)

WOW. I got through on the phone last Friday and today I had one of my many "Dear Scott..." letters read out. It was in the first batch between 7and half past. (Scott Museum letter) Last time I had one read out Beccy was off ill. Maybe that is the trick! I am so happy. XXXX 8)

Why am I so hung over? :|

Viv darling. There have been some genius moments the past 2 weeks don't cha think? Voice changer springs to mind...and there was me calling in...did I mention that before? 8) PS Off to Ballater on Sunday Viv. My yearly family visit. I expect you to drive all the way to see me obviously x x

Hello beautifuls. Right...that Stuart off of OWO. He parties at Garden Centres and sounds confused. Am I alone in thinking he's been at the plant food? Meow Meow I reckon. You know what these crazy kids are like today. Not like it was in my day. We did Acid. A x x

I wanted to shout "Big up UM Massive" but I my mind was rather blank. X X (god I really should let this go now)

Thank you guys. You are lovely. Hey Mr.D. I reckon there have been some classic moments this week, don't cha think? I think they have been getting into the morning show more than usual...when I say classic moments it's not for me to include my call...I mean someone else can say it's classic...if they want to...it is a big up notch on the bed post for UM massive. Only joshing of course...is it bad we are all so into Scott ? Not even a congrats from Jono...knew he didn't like me...

Did I sound like a fool? x

Well I hope one of my filthy Dear Scott...letters will one day slip through the net. I did have one read out once but even that had some bits cut out!

My 3 mins of fame and no one is up and it's during a breakfast show! :cry:

Hello beautiful people...no one here? Spoke to Scott this morning but it was well early. x :D:D

Has anyone else noticed how much Chris Moyles sounds like Scott? He's even stealing Scott's features...

Does anyone know if there were two Dear Scott... readings today? Only heard the later one. XX

Mr.D! I think Tracey is great. How come that Sabine got her own Facebook group and Tracey ('old on a min) gets nothing? A x

What did Beccy whip out?