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Ema live life to the max and don't worry about other people, receipe for a great life. Come to Glasgow - I will show you fun (in a non dirty way haha). Way to lower my day, just got an email from my course tutor saying: "by now I am sure you are weary of all the fun and relaxination afforded by the summer holidays, so here is the information you need to complete the coursework. Get working". Bah what a bitch haha.

Todays life lesson from mummy - how to put a tile back on the wall

I saaw in the News Of The World that Creative are relaeasing a new Zen that will spank the ass of the Nano, looks pretty darn good as well. Not sure what it is called though, short term memory and all that. Zens are always good and if you want to download music then you can use Napster monthly which is £10 or something a month for unlimited downloads, bargain - NEVER GET AN IPOD!!!!!

Sorry, you must be small if you managed to shower that quick, takes me ages. Lightning is fine because you are safe in a plane (just like a car).

Go to the shower

What ever you do don't tell them not to go in because you are going to have a shower, that is for certain haha.

Ummm coffee - I have started drinking triple shot lattes, I am working my way up the shot table.

Hmmm dodgy sounding that - that is how I used to make cocktails when I was in halls though

I had it with ice - I need drinks I sip to be ice cold. Hence why I am not a big fan of wine.

If nothing else it will help you forget you have a cold I am really trying to get into whiskey at the minute, never liked it much before, starting to get a bit better.

It will as well - make a hot tottie

Mine were Canadian and when we were landing it was pishing with rain outside and the kids goes "daddy it's raining" and the dad says "yes son, it always rains in Scotland". I had to correct them then by telling them it is actually only Glasgow that it always rains in, but my how it rains.

Yeah a train station is pretty important for me too.

Haha I was driven to alcohol on my flight between Heathrow and Glasgow, I was beside and man and his kid who was about 3 or 4 I guess. For starters the kid stole my window seat the cheeky git and then half way through the flight he starts screaming. I wasn't going to have a drink but I needed a Johnnie Walker after he started.

Haha yeah somewhere in the north of England would be the handiest for me, barring somewhere in Scotland of course.

Did you hear today by the way that two muslem looking British men were made to go on a different flight because the passengers were nervous about them being on their flight - how stupid is that.

Eh Serin, I aint signing anything till I meet ya haha.

Haha we didn't really talk about any of you guys to be honest, no offence or anything Serin - we could have the first UM Civil Partnership

I had to take off my belt going to London and I was wearing loose shorts - the people behind very nearly got the shock of their lives haha.

We sat there slagging all you guys off haha. Nah we were very nice about you all, I had fun anyway, don't know about Lucinda. Serin - anytime, I am in Glasgow so just pop up to see me and my door will be open for ya

My leg always sets off the machine. Today I got a wee wipe off my leg to check I wasn't hiding anything inside it

Yep to the meet, not to the wedding, we aren't engauged or anything. I didn't rush her off to Gretna.

Yep and it took in the cultural delights of the Tate Modern, there are some very, well, interesting pieces of art out there. So come on, where is the next stop on the UM tour

I can tell you, I am feeling safer flying again now the security is laxer. Had a flight today and I didn't have my id checked at all - was very strange, good on ya BA haha.

I'm home after my trip to London (including meeting Lucinda) and Glasgee, had a classical time as well