| Real Or No Real - 1st November 2007 | Scott proves that guys gossip as much as girls. He also rates Jo Whiley as one of the 4 least sexiest women in the world and confesses he finds his mum attractive. Hear the latest Real Or No Real stories and decide for yourself. |
| Deidres video casebook - 2nd November 2007 | Scott, Jo and Chappers star in their very own Deidre's video casebook. There is the fastest Loose Lips ever and Chappers explains why he threw sweets at children on Halloween. |
| Florist Game - 6th November 2007 | Scott calls a florist with another strange message to put on the card...this time its a prison break! More Flirt Divert messages including the most Welsh woman we've ever heard and a man with his kipper out! |
| P Diddys PA News - 8th November 2007 | Is Laura P Diddy's new assistant? How much does Scott actually earn? and what would happen if days were 4 hours longer? All that plus more filth in Autumn Watch innuendo bingo. |
| Scotts Masterpiece: Britney - 9th November 2007 | Following on from Zane's Masterpieces feature, Scott decides Britney's first album deserves the same treatment - to be played in full, without interruption on Radio 1. How many tracks will he play before management pull the plug on him? Will he get sacked? |
| Flirt Divert - 12th November 2007 | More messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone and Laura has another favourite TV programme...guess what? it's about Weddings (surprise!) |
| Boob Can-Crushing - 13th November 2007 | The mystery of the phantom pair of knickers is solved and Scott discovers whether it is possible to crush a can with the power of breasts alone. Listen to a classic innuendo bingo, plus Scott sings along to some well-known songs whilst impersonating the artist, featuring an interesting attempt of Dizzee Rascal. |
| The Lovebit Challenge - 14th November 2007 | Scott debates whether being dumped is a good enough reason for taking a day off, discovers an unlikely Eminem impersonator and challenges the whole team to 'acquire' lovebites by the start of the next show. Hoover action, Flirt Divert, and more. |
| Scotts Huge Love Bite - 15th November 2007 | Scott has a huge hickey but who gave it to him? Also... sweet old ladies who get away with being evil, and parents playing inappropriate 'sexy time' music in the car! |
| Scott the old lady - 16th November 2007 | Scott dresses as an old woman to see what he can get away with. Also...how much did he spend at a charity auction?, Now That's What I Call Inappropriate, Paris Hilton and drunk elephants, and will Scott be in Your Cat Magazine? |
| Konnie Huq - 19th November 2007 | Konnie talks CD's, drag queens and Greg James' unhealthy obsession with her! And Scott finds out that Mary, Laura's sister who used to read Laura's diary, has launched a rival radio show! |
| Flirt Divert - 20th November 2007 | Check out more messages left by the freaks you've been meeting on Scott's Flirt Divert answer phone. |
| Gay Tarzan - 21st November 2007 | Scott's been canoodling with his cleaner and what's the strange noise he's heard with his jogging partner on Hampstead Heath?! |
| The Rapping Florist - 22nd November 2007 | Some filth from Terry Wogan on Innuendo Bingo, Scott tries to get a track called 'We're All Going To Die' to be the Christmas number 1 and 'The Florist Game' hits Holland...will they really write anything on a card? even rap lyrics?! |
| Chocolate Sauce - 23rd November 2007 | More rapping Dutch florists, places that have banned Celine Dion from performing and for some reason Scott has turned into a Eastern European ladies' pin up! |
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| Mills_ Florist Game 06 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ P Diddys PA News 08 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Scotts Masterpiece - Britney.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Flirt Divert 12 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Boob Can-Crushing 13 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ The LoveBite Challenge 14 Nov.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Scotts huge love bite 15 Nov.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Scott the old lady 16 Nov 200.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Konnie Huq 19 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Flirt Divert 20 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Gay Tarzan 21 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ The Rapping Florist 22 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
| Mills_ Chocolate Sauce 23 Nov 07.mp3 | Download |
