What DJs Have Been Saying
The Radio 1 listeners have been vigilant again. They have been telling Scott what the other presenters have been saying. Today Jo Whiley said, “As many people in the same bed at the same time. That’s all I do at home”. Scott thinks Jo is probably absolute filth and you learn something new about her everyday.
Chappers’ Revenge
Scott wasn’t sure whether to play it because it’s the worst acting ever. The revenge call is related to Lucy and her housemate who resembled a cow last night. Chappers tried to put on a South African accent which he thought was good.
Scott’s Bad Luck
Scott thinks everything is coming back to haunt him. He lost his wallet at the weekend and last night he went into the bathroom and the mice are back again. Scott has got a plug in thing that plays a noise that only the mice can hear. George off of Newsbeat had one but someone got upset because they saw a mouse running away with its hands in its ears, Chappers said that wouldn’t work it would have to hop. George got a cat in the end and Scott asked if they plugged the cat in and Chappers said that would be very wrong. Also someone has deleted Laura and Scott’s Myspace pages. He thinks this is happening because of all the bad things he’s done to people in the past.
Scott thought he would have found a Bubba today. In Southern California there is a diner called ‘Bubba’s Diner’. Scott rang them and they don’t except calls with withheld numbers.
The person Scott is supposed to be going out with tonight has blown him out.
The Caller from Yesterday
Lucy rang in yesterday. She lives with her housemate who’s just got a brand new boyfriend and there are a lot of loud noises coming from the room next door that keeps Lucy awake every night. Scott told Lucy to play Jo Whiley and Comedy Dave on a rollercoaster. Lucy played it last night but her speakers weren’t big enough so they didn’t hear it. She said her housemate resembled a cow last night.
Scott was confused to how she would make a cow noise. Then played Chappers animal noises and he had to guess them.
Lloyd
Lloyd taught Scott about the World Cup. He has raised quite a bit of money for Comic Relief by making some announcements at his local Sainsburys last week in Oswestry. He asked about a Drew Peacock and a gentleman who had lost his daughter called Miss Tesco is cheaper. Lloyd even used the name Ivor Biggin. Scott said if he had heard Lloyd he would go straight to the self checkout machines or shoplift.
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