Afternoon Banter
Edith left them some blueberries – which was nice of her. Scott fell off the wagon again last night. Chappers wasn’t a wear Scott was on any wagon.
Another Update on Laura’s Poo
There was some very good news from Laura. At last Laura has finally had an evacuation. It happened at 8.30 am when Dom was reading the news on The Chris Moyles Show. Ruth off of Bangor won the sweepstake. Rob rang up because he wanted to know some more specific bowel information. He never heard it all because a traffic report kicked in. Rob had put a £5 bet on with his wife – Rob lost the bet because he said last night. He thinks he and Laura pooed at the same time. This led Chappers onto another story – Richard Keys who does Sky Football had to have his hands waxed for HD TV. Chappers has only read that story – so who knows. Scott would have quite liked if he could have seen the odds on Laura’s poo in the windows of the bookies. Laura leaked photos of when the moment finally arrived to the Unofficial Mills website. She took a picture of herself having a poo. Chappers looked at the photo and wanted to know why she hadn’t put it on the Radio 1 website.
The ‘I Love You’ Text Game
Jen off of Swansea rang up about the ‘I Love You’ game on Monday. She ended up sending her ‘I Love You’ text to her lecturer. Now the lecturer won’t stop ringing or texting her because he wants to know who it is. Scott decided to play ‘Text Roulette’ again. Chappers is fed up of the game because every time he plays the game, someone always rings him back. Laura said that’s because he only has 5 friends in his phonebook. It was the return of the ‘I Love You’ again because Scott says that’s the one that causes the most disaster. Laura’s went to one of her ex-boyfriends from Glasgow – who still quite likes her. She tried to stop the message from sending but Chappers nicked her phone – so the message was sent. Scott’s message went to his local police station – so they’ll get Tom Baker ringing them up. Chappers went to Dermot O’ Leary.
Using Your Position to Pull
Claire rang up to say that she was out with the girls in a club in Southampton. A guy went up to her and said ‘I’m a DJ on Power FM’. He told her the time a lot. Claire told Scott the DJ’s name off air. Scott knows him and he’s married. His pulling technique didn’t work. Scott never pulled anyone with that line when he worked at Power FM. Chappers thinks being a footballer is the best profession to be in to pull. Ruth rang up to say her brother is the ultimate classic. He is a pilot and works at Bristol Airport and he uses his profession to pull all the time when he’s in the local pubs and clubs.
More Susan Jeffers
Laura has got a new self help CD, it’s another Susan Jeffers CD. This one is called ‘End the Struggle and Dance with Life’. She likes to listen to it in the bath. Laura bought another CD, but that one was for Scott. Scott doesn’t have much luck with the ladies, so Laura thought she would buy him a ‘Babe Magnet’ CD. On the back of the CD are some questions. The CD has to be played everyday for 14 days and then girls won’t be able to resist him. Scott was in undated with offers from ladies.
Filming Births
The picture of Laura on the toilet led Scott to another story. Why do people film births? Scott thinks it’s for when you’re a bit older and you take your girlfriend back to your house and show them some old photos. Scott said: ‘The only good bit about watching the birth. When you rewind, the baby goes back in again.’
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