Hey guys/geeks/stalkers! My name is Hannah and I am reviewing for you. And NO I didn’t forget on Tuesday. I have been moved to Thursday. Pah. But it means I get to write something special at the end…
Ew! Scott Was In The Ladies!
Yeh. A cleaner found his wallet in there. Chopper says that he himself only goes in there to do a smelly one. Ewewewewew.
Chris’S Ultimatum!
So, it all started when Chris won a Loaded Laughter Award, at the Loaded Laughter Awards (sorry, that was pointless). And Scott picked it up for him, but then found out later on that it was Charlotte Church’s award for Funniest Television Personality. Ahem. Anyway, Scott then hid the broken award in the studio for Chris to find. On top of the clock apparently. But now someone’s stolen the award. So Chris has given Scott an ultimatum. He says that Scott’s Loaded Laughter Award (off of last year) is now hidden and he will not get it back. He also knows people and will get every off-license near where Scott lives not to actual serve him. It’s all going off! But to be honest, it is quite amusing. They’ll be stealing headphones next…
Just A Text From Heaven
4.42 JUST A TEXT FROM HEAVEN: PET SPECIAL!
Today’S Psychic: Lee
Emma wants to know where her cat Smirnoff is. Basically she’s dead. Brilliant.
More Of The Pet Special!
John would like to know who his cat wants to go with when he parts from his flatmate. Poppy would like to go with John because his flatmate smells.
Anna wants to know the fit guy at the crematorium’s name. Something beginning with J. Actually no. Anna’s not his type. Or is Dora. Or Emma. Or Alice.
5.00 WHAT DO PSYCHICS DRINK?
Tea? Camomile? Nettle, definitely nettle.
5.06 JUMP IN MY ACTUAL CAR!
Buy It Nooooooooow!
Extreme lengths are needed: Laura is attacking people outside record shops and giving people actual vouchers to get them to buy the Hoff.
Jo Whiley + Fart Machine = A Lot Of Wee Coming Out
Seriously, I just don’t know why Scott is moaning that everyone hates him at the moment. He uses a Whiley sound clip to ring up other Djs, puts a fart machine her studio, gets her dodgy roller coaster sound clip turned into a ringtone, fails to notice the award he picked up for Chris Moyles was not the right one, then proceeds to brake it, hides the award in the studio which then disappears. Why does he bother?
5.26 EVEN MORE OF THE PET SPECIAL!
It’S Joel From Jk And Joel!
He wants to know if his cat is depressed. Lee says that he just wants more attention. And apparently Vince (the cat) is not liking Joel’s ex girlfriend’s new boyfriend! He seemed to cheer up quite a bit after that.
Laura With A Hoff Mission, And A Megaphone!
Owwwww, my ears. She’s outside a record shop. And shouting. Oh dear. Now it’s singing a verse from the Hoff’s song. HAHA! A Police Support Officer has come up to her! OO! She’s nearly been arrested! WOW! Let’s get Laura arrested… actually, she doesn’t need much help…
I FELL IN LOVE WITH URANUS! The planet obviously…
Ew. Seriously McFly need to sort it out. What kind of lyric is that? According to actual Harry off of McFly there was no pun intended… yeeeh right…
And that’s it for today, don’t worry, you’ll have your fix next week, on a Thursday, yes a Thursday, but don’t despair! It means I get to write tomorrow is only bley Friday, so tomorrow is actual ONLEEEY BLEEEY FRIDAAAY… bye bye generally-weird-people, geeks or stalkers!
Tomorrow’s review comes from… Jono!
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