Hello People! I’m back on reviewing duties over the summer motorsport break (you should see them actually online now!) So here we go with Wednesdays show…
Chopper’s Random Houses
Chopper was sat in the sunshine on a Terrace in Frankfurt away from the Moyles crew having just arrived at another random Germans house, being organised by a member of his TV crew. The person who he was staying with for the night was charging 45 euros but what alarmed him most that even though she was 50 she was wearing an orange caf tan and looking a lot like the Barbara Strissan character in Meet The Fockers… apparently! And her bedroom was next to his! Scott was then wondering if it was some sort of Aromatherapy parlour and wondered if it smelled weird, Chopper reassured him that it didn’t smell out of the ordinary. Chopper was going to be doing some tv stuff for ITV4 (yeah, real prime time…) later on which Scott didn’t even know existed! Dont forget to watch World Cuppa on ITV 4 @ 10pm every night! He was then set a task to put as many Britney Spears song titles in the show that night…
Scott’s School Reunion Invitation
Scott recieved an email during the day from his school in Hampshire inviting him to a School Reunion apparently for the Class of 99′ to be the guest of honour, so Scott asked Chopper for his opinion…
Scott: What do I do? How embarrasing would it be for everybody?
Chopper: I think you should say Yes haven’t you?
Scott: Why, would you go to yours?
Chopper: No not at all but I just want to laugh at you!
Scott: Tell me why you wouldn’t go to yours then?
Chopper: Because I kept in touch with all the people I wanted to!
Then the banter continued to Scott thinking that it would be rude and rather showbiz like if he didn’t turn up then Chopper dropped the bombshell of “Only you can make a School Reunion about yourself!” But Chopper then said nobody would remember him because he is now orange with a moon face, but that didn’t make any difference because he was “tanned excessably” (my words…) when he was at school. He then thought the whole situation sounded a bit like the film Romey and Michelle’s High School Reunion… The whole conversation changed when he exclaimed that he hated all the people from school! Later in the afternon Andrea called in saying that Scott should definatly go to the Reunion to show how down to earth he is. Andrea had gone to school with Jason Orange (Take That)and he was organised it all himself, but it sounded to Scott that it was a “Look at me – I’m rich” kind of stunt.
Lloyd the Football Expert
Lloyd returned to the airwaves this afternoon and straight away started a gobsmacking conversation that Chopper could really believe was happening. Then Scott mentioned that he had been in the pub trying to get people talking about the football, even if it was in the toilet in the local pub over from Radio 1. It was going well with Scott chatting about the last England match but then he started dropping off the jokes (the Ashley Mole one included…) and from there on it didn’t go right, even though he got a laugh out of him!
Random Act of Kindness — Jenny
It’s RAOK time again. Laura wanted to do a RAOK for her friend Jenny because last year Laura’s little brother, Ronnie had passed away from bone cancer when he was 15 and had it for a year and a half, Jenny was one of his girlfriends and got to together when he was 6 months into his treatment and she started going out with him for just under a year before has passed away. But she was there for all the good and the bad times not matter what his mood and whatever the time, what sumed it up for Laura was him and his mum went for a walk a few days before he died and said that he was still happy and said that he had the best girlfriend anyone could have. Jenny is an absoulte star to Laura so thats why she wanted to do apply for a RAOK. Scott then called her up for a surprise and asked if she could come down London next Wednesday for the premere of “Just My Luck” starring the boys from Mcfly! Reach for the tissues!
David Walliams Call
It was a guess who by Laura to start with, Beyonace, Hilary Duff, Michelle Heaton were the 3 guesses but she was way off the mark because it was David Walliams!
David was saying that he was getting rather fed up with the training and just wanted to do it! He is planning to do it around the 1st/2nd July. Dont forget to text David + the amount of time in minutes to 82125 (£1, 70p to Sport Relief) for a chance to do the Little Britain Experience!
But then Laura started asking her questions again…. First question was have you been eating meat during training? Pate was all David was going for. Next was Great White sharks are coming to British shores due to Global Warming… David then said unsurprisingly “Why are you trying to put me off!?”
If they raised £10,000 in the next hour David would be Scott’s bitch for the day….
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