Alrite treacle?! Its Ema again this week Because Ross is unable to review today’s show. I would like to Thank Jono for helping me write the first half of today’s review its very appreciated!
One Night With Laura
The quest to find Laura’s new love has started! that’s right boys and girls Scott and his team have set off all around the UK to find Laura a new man. If you have heard the diaries before you would have found out that poor Laura has been unlucky in love and hasn’t been able to settle down with the right guy, so Scott decided to do something about it. All this week Scott and his team(including Laura’s dad)will be going round the Uk in a tour bus holding X factor stylee auditions to find a guy suitable to have the opportunity to spend one night with the lovely Laura.
On today’s show Scott was talking about the tour bus.
Chappers can't fit in his bed on the bus. Scott and Laura get the executive beds downstairs, whilst Chappers and the others get some rather small beds. But they do have playstations with them. The bus has Scott and Laura's face down the side of the bus. Chappers was thinking about writing phrases on the side of the bus in mud. UB40, Robbie Williams and Sum41 have all used the bus before.
Scott had a chat with Laura's Dad about the competition. He'll be fair but nice with the auditions and is hoping for someone Welsh and rich. Welsh as Laura's family originally come from Wales. Chappers said he'd be Mr Nasty (Simon Cowell) and Scott said he'd be Sharon Osbourne (so he can throw drinks over Chappers).
Also on the show
Scott's sent Laura out to Southampton to some pubs and cafes to try and see if things in movies work in reality. He wants to see if people actually go quiet when people say phrases such as 'you ain't my mother… yes I am!'. Laura went off to a restaurant to shout out "but mother im a lesbian!" and the result was good she got a silent stare. Earlier Scott had been on the streets for a last minute search to find mr right using Laura’s famous megaphone – Scott found no-one.
Although finally he found one person Adam who seemed interested in Laura and was going to audition tonight.
Tonight Scott, Laura and Laura’s dad are auditioning potential Mr X’s in Southampton X-Factor style where contestants will have to stand on a heart shaped mat and impress the judges with their talents, which are going to include cartwheels, cocktail making, comedy sketches and poetry.
Go to www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 for pictures of the tour bus, and a video diary.
Phone Prank
So Scott’s done another one of his famous pranks this time involving Radio 1's Vernon Kay. We all know that Vernon is one of the most lovable DJ’s in history but in this call does he prove us wrong? Karen phoned into Vernon’s show for a request for her mum because it was mothers day. Her call wasn’t directed into the Radio 1 studio but to Vernon’s personal line. Vernon wasn’t too happy when he found out that the caller wasn’t Dermot and was not happy with his PA for transferring the call through to his personal phone line for the third time this week saying that he "doesn't do listeners". Karen isn’t happy about Vernon’s attitude towards the scenario and Vernon offers her Vip tickets to a gig or even a tour round the radio1 studios but she didn’t want them and slammed the phone down replying "you know what Vernon you are nothing but a wa*nker". I guess Vernon has lost another listener.
Well that’s it for today’s show! Tomorrow it’s the turn of Ross to fill in for Jono (good mornin') and I'll be back on Thursday in my usual slot. Ema xx
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