Danger, Danger, John Saltage
Happy Brass Monkeys Tuesday. Mildly packed show today, seemed to fly by. Great flirt divert, Happy hugging in full effect.
Turd Ahoy
After yesterdays thrilling story (see Delly's review) many more stories coming through. Scott and Chappers begged for the nation to stop and did not divulge any further poo activities.
What ever you do, Don't let go
Promoting love around the nation, the taboo 'Happy Slapping' is replaced with Happy Hugging –
Instructions:
1: Find your unsuspecting victim
2: Wrap arms firmly round torso.
3: Squeeze and smile.
4: Keep that squeeze going until victim seems concerned, wimps, or changes colour.
5: Trees do not count
Warning: Happy hugging could result is world peace and universal love.
Flirt Divert
Danger Danger, John Saltage.
Mr John Saltage is one smooth dude. Sung in tune to High Voltage by Electric Six this lovely fella has gained mass national respect, toping Dirty Boy. As one listener remarked, yes he should be dating Kate Moss by the weekend but do remember, someone wanted rid, maybe his smoothness is a result of being a total minger.
Santa Special
Some poor child thinks she left a message for Santa. She wants a Barbie head. A confused Scott gained confirmation that this was a life sized head for styling. One caller said her father once thought the head was a burglar and launched himself across the room and tackled. Go on mister!
Out for Dinner
The whole team are out for dinner with big boss tonight. A little worried, wondering what that is all about, listen tomorrow for update.
Your Call
Unfinished Symphony, classic.
Rollercoaster of Love; RHCP (I love that unreleased tune).
Laura in Colchester requested RW Angels. How boring and moody was she. Get a personality transplant love.
What are you? We are animals. Requesting No Humps BIP, full of squeals and energy. this losing girly football team should be on more often.
VIP tickets to Radio One Chart Show
A hysterical Mc (bleeding) Fly fan won. Go on love, go and watch that crap and cry your face off. (My opinions are law.)
Until next time,
Love you. Jo. x
p.s fathomer90, Kelly Clarkson sucks… If this is a sexual fascination I can let you off.
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