Hello Everybody! Its fathomer here for my 3rd review at unofficialmills…..and the best things comes in threes! Anyway, more importantly, as a famous radio personality once said…
Today was a Wednesday, which means that tomorrow is Thursday and Thursday is the new Friday and after Thursday it s Friday, which means its only bley Friday and the weekend!
Scott was sounding very enthusiastic today…better than me since i am suffering from the sniffles. Be careful! I’m sure i got it from reading Jono's review yesterday. So, if you want to pull a sickie… carry on reading! Unofficialmills helping all your skiving need!
You may remember that yesterday Chappers was making an exercise video to be released at Christmas. Well it is now a fact. He is booked to be on all the chat shows already! Paul O'Grady here he comes! (Paul O'Grady is the new Philip Schofield) You will be able to burn off that excess Turkey and Stuffing this Crimbo with Chappers….Work out Style!
Pump it!
Do you remember that Mike of of London had that answer phone message from Roy Walker? Well, since yesterday they have been flooding into Scott's inbox. Entries include one from Craig David- complete with "Sarah can't get to the phone- so Please Leave the Message after the tone". Good that! The Britney Spears wannabe message was a bit rrrrruuuuubbish! However, the Tara Palmer-Tonkinson was excellent "Hi, this is Tara Palmer Tompkinson, Richird can't get to the phone at the moment since he is on top of me". The pleasure of this was unimaginable in Scott's waxed bosom so he decided to launch a new competition. If you can get a real celebrity to give you an answer phone message thing with the words "eh.. dirty boy" in it, you will win a new phone.
Richard can't get to the phone at the moment since he is on top of me
Just add that I really love the Record of the Week: Audiobullys "Im In Love"
Rate My Listener
It was Michelle of of Oxford today and in my humble opinion she was……….not bad. However, the idea that she gets stopped in the street since she looks like Kat Slater of Eastenders really is quite bizarre. I agree with someone who emailed Scott with the words "she looks like a Dingle". Too right. She is an account manager and is 31 on Sunday. She is engaged BUT if she wasn't she would choose the combo. Mr. Rozaday (Gwen Stefani's husband) and Gwen herself. Kill two birds with one stone. Her breast size is 36DD. She doesn't win anything as Scott cut her off.
Your Call
Today on Your Call was anything apart from "United Calypso" by Manchester United:
Rubbish!
Here are the "lovable kids" who chose today’s Your Call:
1. Suzanne, who was proposed to at the weekend and said yes, chose Gorillaz and "DARE". Scott Loves her! He seems very rampant today our Scott.
2. Rodger, who was looking after his little girl, chose Green Day "American Idiot". She swears. She's 4. Bad parenting?
3. Emily who is at Uni doing a teaching degree, is pretty fit, and chose Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha".
4. Mark, the window cleaner, has seen some things (ay he has) and chose Primal Scream and Loaded. Oh Yes! Scott Loves Mark.
5. Amy was doing an English Essay and chose David Gray "The One I Love". Altogether now… awwwww…
6. Jay is at Uni enjoying the presence of Freshers and wants X-Press 2 "Give it". Its crisp and its cool. Dogs like it as they sit under a sun.
7. Lauren, was driving down the M4 with her mate topless. She was going to go down to watch Croyden FC and wanted the Killers "All these things that i've done". She is Chappers' perfect woman.
8. Ben is a painter and decorator. He chose Lemar "If there is any Justice” and is claiming all of his money to the taxmen. Alrite? Its all above board!
9. Taffy who real name is dfjhasd. He is Welsh. Honest. He turned on his tractor. Scott guessed correctly that it is a Case International. Scott is a tractor expert you know. Taffy chose Mylo "Doctor Pressure"
Today’s Your Call: Most Wanted was Franz and "Do you want to?". Their album is released on Monday. Buy it.
Star Phone
Charlotte had it yesterday and Heidi now has it from the Sugababes. No, I’m not talking about some STI. I’m talking about the Star Phone. This Star Phone is proving quite popular. Record Companies are quite swish apparently. However, Heidi isn’t very pleasing compared to Charlotte's welsh accent.
She is the one on the right
Quick Facts Which We Learned from Todays Show:
1. Scott taped "Top TV Reality Moments"…how sad!
2. Scott loves Adele…Scott and Adele sitting up a tree… KISSING etc.
3. Kelly Brook and Nancy Delalio are the worst autocue readers in the world…….FACT!
4. Scott owns the "Ooops…..I did it again!" album from Britney Spears.
Scott is on the Brekkie Show all next week and the week after that sitting in for the saviour. That’s Chris Moyles. So you can tune into him from 7 to 10am all next week. As far as i know the reviews will continue as previously publicised. I will be here anyway…so don’t sweat! Spoony is on drive… I'm missing some of Lost now… can I go?
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