Hello!! Yeeeeeees – after bombarding the Mills team with emails on Wednesday evening complaining about Chappers’ shocking comments about all Scott Mills fans wearing fake tan and discussing Zippy Celebrity Calls – we finally got an apology! All is now forgiven Mr. Chapman. Laura has been trying her luck at online dating but offers from 50-year-old men is only what she got. So she’ll now be searching the country for a date, just remember she’s versatile.
Scott failed to complete a full week of work – again 😉 – so Sara Cox had to fill Scott’s slot on Tuesday afternoon. Some say that Scott was with the England cricket team celebrating their Ashes victory (ruuuubbish) and had a few too many Pinot Grigios. However, Mr Mills denied all such claims and blamed it on a stomach bug.
This snap proves otherwise though…
Scott gets leathered with some cricket people
Rate My Listener
Rate my Listener turned into Rate my Uniform all this week. We’ve had Batman, a Queen’s guard, a policewoman, an army cadet so far this week… read on to find today’s. You can of course see and rate them on Scott’s pages.
More ‘desperate’ people were txting in for the chance to win a date with the lovely Laura. Scott received an early offer today from a man who runs an off-licence who promised discount booze, but said he was trim. Laura only likes men past their best but we don’t know what type of woman she likes 🙁
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn gave his weekly message, acting all posh then singing ‘In the Navy’ by the Village People. Very odd.
Rate My Uniform
Today’s listener wearing a uniform was Anna from Portsmouth. She’s not actually a policewoman despite posing as one and is actually a secretary. Apart from Scott, her ideal man is Jose Mourinho and ideal woman Denise Van Outen or Sara Cox. Her wabs are size 34C.
Flirt Divert
Dougie was on again looking his shoes. Scott decided to end his misery by telling him the truth about Flirt Divert and sending his a brand new pair of purple trainers. Finally!
93 Arrested Development – Mr Wendal
94 Grid – Swamp Thing
95 Coolio – Gangstas Paradise
96 Prodigy – Firestarter
97 Supergrass – Richard III
98 Gunman – 187 Lockdown
99 Paul Johnson – Get Get Down
00 Nelly – Country Grammar
01 Daft Punk – Digital Love
02 Doves – Pounding
03 Jason Nevins – I'm In Heaven
04 Eric Prydz – Call On Me
See you on Sunday when I review Radio 1’s Chart Show with Scott Mills
David
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