Hooooooow doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Helloooo, I’d just like to point out it was exactly one week ago since I met the Mills team (woohoo!) My diary of the great day at Abacus Recruitment in Cardiff is somewhere at the bottom of this page…
Like always, it’s been a busy week in the life of Scott Mills! He’s found himself another impostor, who is lurking in Ibiza, he’s bought some Premium Bonds, he’s had tooth trouble and most importantly he gave us at Unofficial Mills a major shout-out first thing on Monday afternoon… all thanks to me of course 😉 !
Scott has been offered many TV cameos recently….this week the stuuuudents had their A Level results, so Scott was reporting for BBC Breakfast! What a coincidence – Chappers has been pestering Natasha Kaplinsky (who works for BBC Breakfast) for her wedding list so he can buy her a garlic press in exchange for a thank you card. Scott unfortunately couldn’t speak to her as he was working with a strict journalist. Booooo. No reply as of yet from an internal email sent by the Mills team, but have been in contact with her workmates, including Huw Edwards. Fiona Bruce was the only one to reply, thus making her the only one with a sense of humour.
Scott will also be in an episode of Hollyoaks next week, playing himself on the radio as he plays a flirt divert message left by one of the characters.
Rate Them Happy
Rich from Buckinghamshire casually rests against a pal tree as he poses for Rate My Swimwear. You can rate him unhappy at BBC online. But I’ll try not to direct much attention to him and think about yesterday’s swimwearer – Kerry from South Wales. Mmmm.
Rich would like a bit of Robbie Williams if he had to Lord it Up.
JK and Joel, who are covering for Scott over the next two weeks, will have the returning Rate My Listener as from Monday.
Flirt Divert
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Flirt Divert has been getting a lot of media attention lately – it’s been featured in Cosmopolitan magazine and Hollyoaks! A Scottish bloke was first up for humiliation, saying something about either a bell or belt… anyway…a right munter was reduced to tears after that and another guy warned the flirt divert not to touch/grope his friends.
Pop Group or Loop the Loop?
The only quiz that involves McFly, obscure pop bands and rollercoasters. Scott gave McFly-a-hollics the chance to meet them at Alton Towers, where they will meet the band, see them play and have a BBQ. All contestants have to do is decide whether the name read out is a roller-coaster or a pop band. Misha won a special modified version of the quiz today and gets to meet the McFly.
Captions on a post-card please
Scott's Summer Big Ones
Big Ones indeed. It's Friday and that means Scott's Summer Big Ones – instead of the Wonder Years. It’s basically 45 minutes of slightly interrupted choones that were No.1 in the summmmmmer time. This week included the likes of Madonna, DJ Pied Piper,
It breaks my heart to say Scott will be off for 2 weeks, with JK and Joel off of the chart show for covering him, see you soon treacles…
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