The Tattoo Fixers enter the wet area
Jay Hutton, Alice Perrin and Sketch Porter visit ahead of Tattoo Fixers on Holiday and join Chris for Innuendo Bingo. Sketch worries about the temporary tattoo added to his arm, while Alice arrives ready to enjoy every clip rather than preserve any dignity.
The game travels through awkward radio links, property programmes, the Open golf and a Tour de France reference to exceptionally long skid marks. Alice declares the soaking the best experience ever, and the trio leave Scott keen to bring them back.
YouTube has too much of everything
Chris argues that allowing anybody to upload has clogged YouTube with millions of unnecessary videos. His evidence is the large number of ordinary shoppers producing full reviews of cheap supermarket microwave meals.
One reviewer assesses a £1.50 all-day breakfast with the seriousness of MasterChef, discussing its damaged box, fluffy omelette, sloppy hash browns and unforgivable absence of bacon. Scott initially agrees that the material is pointless, then becomes absorbed by the detail and wants to hear the final three-and-a-half-star verdict. The attempt to identify videos YouTube could lose instead creates a new favourite genre.
Rain defeats Rihanna
Bangers begins with Scott offering Rihanna’s “Umbrella” for a day of relentless rain, while Chris chooses My Chemical Romance’s “Na Na Na”. Delivery driver David likes both but decides that the rock track better balances the week, giving Chris the point.
Scott accepts the choice despite believing his song captured the national weather perfectly. The genuine Tuesday programme closes by promising another contest the following day, confirming its place on 30 August rather than among the duplicated exports carrying the same date.
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