A more sophisticated Bingo
The studio had acquired thick industrial sheeting before Binky Felstead’s first Innuendo Bingo. Scott added wine glasses for a more sophisticated Made in Chelsea atmosphere and reminded Chris of the day he laughed so badly with Cheska Hull that an earlier game had to be abandoned.
Binky arrived from a shoot and began enthusiastically, spraying directly at Chris and responding to compliments with “Thanks, babe”. The clips ranged from gardening and tennis to a reference to an unfortunately stretched long penis in a historical report.
She completed the game, but Scott noticed her looking towards her representatives as the water soaked into her clothes. Binky later posted that she needed her make-up done again, allowing Scott and Chris to wonder whether she had enjoyed quite as much of the experience as they had.
Rixton explain life backstage
The programme replayed part of Rixton’s Breakfast interview, including the naked group shower. The band described Ariana Grande as outwardly normal until her stories suddenly involved parties with Madonna, in contrast with their own backstage routine of food, pints and shared washing.
They also remembered trying to film Jaden Smith performing a skateboard trick. Kylie Jenner alerted security that Jake was recording, leaving him to defend himself and compliment her appearance while the situation became increasingly strange.
LunchMoney Lewis needs a translation
LunchMoney Lewis called from New York after hearing the discussion about cheeky Nando’s. He understood that “cheeky” could mean rude but could not see how it transformed an ordinary chicken meal.
Chris tried again with stories about trips to Leeds, darts at Alexandra Palace and food eaten between drinks. Lewis understood only a fraction of the explanation, although he liked the possibility of trying the actual restaurant when he next visited Britain.
Cows on the stairs
Greg James played Real or No Real from Norwich. The final claim said a cow’s knees allowed it to walk upstairs but made the return journey extremely difficult.
Scott imagined the first person to discover the problem trapped at the top of a house with several cows. The fact was real, although nobody could explain why anyone had led the animal upstairs in the first place or whether a sleeping bag could bring it safely down.
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