Bish Bash Bosh returns to the studio
Chris meets producer and DJ Majestic before an evening watching football with Sir Dossa and Chango the Beast. The unplanned combination works so well that, after Chris leaves, Majestic and Sir Dossa go directly to a studio and rerecord “Bish Bash Bosh”.
Chris hears the new production and says the original now sounds like the slow, unremixed version of an old song. He promises to find a way of playing their all-night collaboration, astonished that his university friend’s chant may become a proper single.
A one-sided slide into the DMs
The same night also sends Chris into the direct messages of Ant Middleton from SAS: Who Dares Wins. He writes to say that the presenter is a legend and that he loves the programme, but receives no reply.
Scott wants to know why Middleton was the person occupying Chris’s mind on the way home. Chris has no useful explanation, placing the unanswered message alongside his late-night contributions to Watford forums as evidence of an eventful evening online.
The leggings finally reveal themselves
Listener Jess attends the gym four or five times a week. After a run, she notices men in the weights area looking at her, but continues to the leg press and then performs donkey kicks before a mirror finally reveals the problem.
Her leggings have split entirely “from the front to the back”, leaving one cheek smiling at the room. With no spare clothes, Jess abandons her possessions in the locker and runs to the car, then tells her boyfriend they may need to change gyms. Alice Levine plays Real or No Real, rejecting a story about Drake regurgitating frogs before correctly accepting a real British Quidditch Premier League.
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