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The Ghost of George Harrison - 7th August 2008
The Ghost of George Harrison - 7th August 2008

The Ghost of George Harrison is released from a jar.

ITV Weather - 25th March 2008
ITV Weather - 25th March 2008

Chappers wants to send a picture to ITV's Becky Mantin following a discussion about the hottest weather girls on the television.

Darts - 2nd January 2008
Darts - 2nd January 2008

Scott attempts to play darts after discovering a new talent for the sport.

Reporter swallows a fly - 11th June 2008
Reporter swallows a fly - 11th June 2008

A posh television reporter swallows a fly.

Wing - 3rd April 2008
Wing - 3rd April 2008

Scott's discovered a new talent who goes under the name of 'Wing'. Will she be on Masterpieces next?

Office Sounds - 13th August 2008
Office Sounds - 13th August 2008

Scott helps you re-create the office at home with these downloads.

Amy
Amy's Mum - 17th November 2008

Ever felt your mum is slightly overprotective of you? She probably has nothing on Amy's mum who leaves the strangest voicemails ever! Listen to Scott playing out of some them here.

Dave
Dave's Dogging Experience - 1st May 2008

Dave Pearce's strange experience in a car park.

April Fools - 1st April 2008
April Fools - 1st April 2008

Scott's got a special announcement about an engagement!

Stephanie Black: Chapter 2 - 7th February 2008
Stephanie Black: Chapter 2 - 7th February 2008

It's Chapter 2 of Scott and Laura's Stephanie Black romance novel.

Go to university single - 22nd August 2008
Go to university single - 22nd August 2008

Scott gives his advice to people wondering if they should go to uni single or try and keep a long distance relationship going for 3 years.

Nelly performs YMCA - 12th May 2008
Nelly performs YMCA - 12th May 2008

Nelly performs YMCA at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008?

Fire Alarm - 10th June 2008
Fire Alarm - 10th June 2008

The fire alarm goes off during Scott's show leading Chopper to talk about an incident with Westwood.

Bob
Bob's Brolley - 27th March 2008

Scott wants to get one of Bob Crampton's brolleys and so the team get him on the phone. Chappers meanwhile just wants Becky Mantin's number.

Stephanie Black: Chapter 1 - 6th February 2008
Stephanie Black: Chapter 1 - 6th February 2008

Laura and Scott pen their first romantic novel together. Here's Chapter 1...

Chappers does Britney - 22nd August 2008
Chappers does Britney - 22nd August 2008

Singing and dancing at the same time is difficult but Chappers reckons he can do better than Britney - we put him to the test.

The Hoff gets remixed - 7th July 2008
The Hoff gets remixed - 7th July 2008

Taken from last week's Oh What's Occurring The Hoff's attempts at Michael Jackson get remixed. Could this be his next single?

Dogging on Hampstead Heath - 20th November 2008
Dogging on Hampstead Heath - 20th November 2008

Scott's noticed a lot of strange sounds happening whilst with his 'personal trainer' on Hampstead Heath.

Slowing down celebrities - 10th June 2008
Slowing down celebrities - 10th June 2008

Scott slows down some TV celebrities to make them sound drunk.

Chappers sings the hits - 26th March 2008
Chappers sings the hits - 26th March 2008

Chappers sings all the hits and his album gets a first play in Currys.

Georgina
Georgina's last day - 1st February 2008

It's George's last day (well for a while) and so Scott and Chappers play out some of our best bits from the Unofficial Mills archives. Farewell George!

Loaded LAFTAs - 2nd October 2008
Loaded LAFTAs - 2nd October 2008

Fraser Scott's flatmate goes to accept Scott's award at the LAFTAs.

Posh Radio 4 Lady remixed - 15th August 2008
Posh Radio 4 Lady remixed - 15th August 2008

Posh Radio 4 Lady becomes a dance floor hit as Scott's spam messages are added to a beat.

Wing - 8th May 2008
Wing - 8th May 2008

Find out what happened when Scott met Wing at the airport in a limo.

Gross Out Friday - 16th May 2008
Gross Out Friday - 16th May 2008

Scott tries to gross out Chappers with clips of Pat from Eastenders whilst Chappers tries to gross out Scott with calls to his mum.

Chappers rants about airports - 25th March 2008
Chappers rants about airports - 25th March 2008

Chappers has a big rant about the airport in Manchester.

Moment of Truth - 3rd March 2008
Moment of Truth - 3rd March 2008

It's Scott's favourite TV quiz show... the Moment of Truth. This woman threw away her marriage and then the money too!

Scott
Scott's Flatmate - 3rd October 2008

Scott's flatmate arrives home and for one last time we hear his catchphrase.

Matt Fincham makes an admission - 25th March 2009
Matt Fincham makes an admission - 25th March 2009

What was supposed to be a Big Weekend trailer was actually just a trick to make Matt Fincham admit his secret love for his best friend's mother.

Emmerdale What
Emmerdale What's Occurring - 15th July 2009

Terry from Emmerdale has a try at fitting 'What's Occurring' into his script. But is he asking what's occurring or is he asking Bob if he wants a curry?

Air Freshener Adverts - 26th January 2009
Air Freshener Adverts - 26th January 2009

Scott's found another strange advert on the box at the moment and can't quite understand why the kid wants to do a poo at Paul's house. Do you know why?

The BRITs 2009 - The Hoff - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - The Hoff - 18th February 2009

David Hasselhoff is back on Radio 1 and talks to Scott at the BRITs 2009.

Scott
Scott's a pianist - 6th April 2009

Scott slips up announcing that he's a pianist. Cut down for a ringtone here.

The BRITs 2009 - Will Young - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Will Young - 18th February 2009

David Hasselhoff and Will Young interview each other backstage at the BRITs 2009.

The Hoff calls in - 6th April 2009
The Hoff calls in - 6th April 2009

The Hoff calls in to the show to talk about 'The Hoff: When Scott Came To Stay' which airs on Living TV tonight.

Scott
Scott's CPR techniques - 9th February 2009

The team discuss CPR techniques. It's a medical lesson for us all!

The BRITs 2009 - Matt and James - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Matt and James - 18th February 2009

James Corden and Matt Horne talk to Scott backstage at the BRITs 2009.

Wing
Wing's new album - 9th April 2009

Wing has some samples of her new album to give to Scott.

Loose Women mention Scott Mills - 23rd October 2009
Loose Women mention Scott Mills - 23rd October 2009

Loose Women mention Scott Mills and his Robbie Williams interview.

Where the heck is Zane Lowe? - 1st July 2009
Where the heck is Zane Lowe? - 1st July 2009

Zane Lowe has gone to Italy to listen to new Muse tracks so won't be with us for four days. Is he aware of MP3 technology?

Scott
Scott's Filofax - 9th February 2009

Scott has been given a filofax off of the eighdees. Listen to how he works his magic by finding random dates here!

The BRITs 2009 - Alesha Dixon - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Alesha Dixon - 18th February 2009

She's got a man with two left feet! Alesha Dixon talks to Scott backstage at the BRITs 2009.

Girls that sell gifts from their ex-partners - 7th April 2009
Girls that sell gifts from their ex-partners - 7th April 2009

Girls are now selling their presents jewellery and rings online from ex-partners in a bitter bid to get rid of their history. The girls from the office voice some of the advertisements on this website.

More from the Barry Island texter - 6th February 2009
More from the Barry Island texter - 6th February 2009

It's day two of the Barry Island texter as the Posh Radio 4 reads out more of his friendly messages.

The BRITs 2009 - Alexandra Burke - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Alexandra Burke - 18th February 2009

The latest X Factor winner - Alexandra Burke - talks to Edith at the BRITs 2009.

The Annual Men
The Annual Men's Semis Gag - 3rd July 2009

Chappers' annual men's semis gag returns for another year.

The Barry Island texter - 5th February 2009
The Barry Island texter - 5th February 2009

Scott's favourite texter is off of Barry Island and makes little sense at all. But when the Posh Radio 4 Lady reads out those texts they suddenly become a lot funnier.

There's more here plus there's some in Dear Scott. Plus Scott calls Radio 1 Reception with clips in Oh What's Occurring.

The BRITs 2009 - Greg James - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Greg James - 18th February 2009

Greg James and Scott have a chat at the BRITs 2009.

Learning English the Japanese way - 13th May 2009
Learning English the Japanese way - 13th May 2009

Scott and the team learn English the Japanese way - through a series of helpful YouTube songs.

Chappers is on a roll - 11th February 2009
Chappers is on a roll - 11th February 2009

Chappers is on a roll in Newsbeat today when he slags off his co-workers and jokes about ITV1 cutting off the football for an advert.

The BRITs 2009 - The Ting Tings - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - The Ting Tings - 18th February 2009

The Ting Tings talk to Edith at the BRITs 2009.

Teaching yourself English the American way - 26th May 2009
Teaching yourself English the American way - 26th May 2009

Americans on YouTube are teaching their fellow people how to put on an English accent. But as Scott explains the outcome hasn't been very successful.

The traumas of massive ears - 19th February 2009
The traumas of massive ears - 19th February 2009

The bloke with the massive ears off of Chile is back on again today to talk... ears! Here's his last e-mail

The BRITs 2009 - Lady Gaga - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Lady Gaga - 18th February 2009

Lady Gaga talks to Scott Mills backstage at the BRITs 2009. Will she remember him?

The Rasmus Toaster - 26th May 2009
The Rasmus Toaster - 26th May 2009

One listener calls in after hearing The Rasmus on Radio 1 believing their toaster plays the first part of 'In The Shadows'.

The Best of Chappers - 24th December 2009
The Best of Chappers - 24th December 2009

Beccy compiles a 'best of' Chappers montage for his last show.

It
It's Swindon - 17th March 2009

Chris Moyles announces that Swindon will be the venue for Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009.

The BRITs 2009 - Alan Carr - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Alan Carr - 18th February 2009

Alan Carr is the first celebrity on the red carpet at the BRITs 2009.

Meeting Gordon Brown - 5th March 2009
Meeting Gordon Brown - 5th March 2009

Gordon Brown has summoned Scott so he's got his best suit on... and some very dodgy shoes!

A recap of this week
A recap of this week's shows - 11th September 2009

Inspired by Chris Moyles' Jaguar Skills mix here's a recap of this week's Scott Mills shows.

Chappers
Chappers' Last Show - 24th December 2009

The news is announced that Chappers is leaving and we find out all about his new book where he's off to next and what he'll be up to over Christmas. Also find out how he exited the show before 10am.

Get Your Own Back - 18th June 2009
Get Your Own Back - 18th June 2009

Chris Stark first appears on The Scott Mills Show. He feels a childhood injustice has happened surrounding his appearance on 'Get Your Own Back'. It's time to call Dave Benson-Phillips...

Matthew
Matthew's Party - 6th January 2009

Hear the consequences of informing a neighbour about your house warming party! Starring Greg James and Huw Stephens.

The BRITs 2009 - Jason Orange - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Jason Orange - 18th February 2009

Scott talks to Jason Orange at the BRIT Awards 2009.

Having a poo at 10 Downing Street - 6th March 2009
Having a poo at 10 Downing Street - 6th March 2009

As you may have heard yesterday Scott met Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street. But as it turned out he'd not just used his toilet for a wee - he'd done a number two!

Beccy
Beccy's Off! - 15th September 2009

Beccy's away on holiday so Scott rolls out the clips of her.

The Hoff
The Hoff's on a boat - 23rd June 2009

The Hoff makes a confusing call to Scott while on a speed boat.

German TV - 7th January 2009
German TV - 7th January 2009

Scott investigates further into the wonders of German television.

The BRITs 2009 - Edith - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Edith - 18th February 2009

Edith joins Scott in his backstage cupboard at the BRITs 2009.

Local Radio Beef - 15th September 2009
Local Radio Beef - 15th September 2009

A local radio presenter has some beef with Scott after his DJ set at Butlins in Bognor Regis.

Barry Island Texter - 19th June 2009
Barry Island Texter - 19th June 2009

The Barry Island texter is back on doots with more jokes!

The BRITs 2009 - Joe Calzaghe - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Joe Calzaghe - 18th February 2009

Joe Calzaghe talks to Radio 1 at the BRITs 2009.

Show and Tell - 18th March 2009
Show and Tell - 18th March 2009

Scott brings in a metal detector as part of the first ever 'Show and Tell' on Radio 1.

A recap of this week
A recap of this week's shows - 18th September 2009

Inspired by Chris Moyles' Jaguar Skills mix here's a recap of this week's Scott Mills shows.

Scott is too honest on the Review Show - 8th December 2009
Scott is too honest on the Review Show - 8th December 2009

Scott's a bit too honest on Nihal's review show... he lets out a rude word.

Fun Camera - 8th July 2009
Fun Camera - 8th July 2009

Scott's got hold of another fun camera - this time from the Download festival in Donnington.

Scott
Scott's Subo Angel - 8th December 2009

Scott has sent Unofficial Mills shots of his Susan Boyle angel. "She loves it up there" says Beccy.

The BRITs 2009 - Pet Shop Boys - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Pet Shop Boys - 18th February 2009

The Pet Shop Boys talk to Scott at the BRITs 2009.

Hire The Paparazzis - 23rd March 2009
Hire The Paparazzis - 23rd March 2009

Want to be hounded by the paparazzi all day? Now you can!

The
The 'I Love You' Game continues - 24th September 2009

First it was Jonathan Wills on ITV Anglia. Now it's Fred Dinenage's turn on ITV Meridian to get involved. Isn't he cheating? Also how many people on Stupid Street will respond with 'I love you' in today's Oh What's Occurring?

Radio 1
Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009 trail - 9th April 2009

Listen in to Radio 1 on Tuesday morning to hear the line-up for this year Radio 1's Big Weekend.

The BRITs 2009 - Scouting For Girls - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Scouting For Girls - 18th February 2009

They're so lovely! Scouting For Girls talk to Scott at the BRITs 2009.

A Shower Cap Hairdryer - 24th March 2009
A Shower Cap Hairdryer - 24th March 2009

One listener calls in to talk about a shower cap that is also a hairdryer. Chappers is in disbelief.

Chappers goes missing in Coxy
Chappers goes missing in Coxy's show - 4th September 2009

Sara Cox fills in for Edith Bowman and Chappers goes missing during the 3.30 sports bulletin. Sara is left to provide the sports news.

The BRITs 2009 - Estelle - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Estelle - 18th February 2009

Estelle talks to Edith Bowman at the BRITs 2009 and her collaboration with The Ting Tings.

Show and Tell - 25th March 2009
Show and Tell - 25th March 2009

Beccy's brings Tim Minchin to the table Chappers has some finger drums and Scott wins again with his advertisement films from the 1950s.

Lily Allen is to play Swindon - 23rd March 2009
Lily Allen is to play Swindon - 23rd March 2009

Chris Moyles accidentally lets slip that Lily Allen will play this year.

Feel Good Tapes - 26th January 2009
Feel Good Tapes - 26th January 2009

Scott and Chappers try to make you feel good with their own version of a tape that makes you feel good about yourself.

The BRITs 2009 - Duffy - 18th February 2009
The BRITs 2009 - Duffy - 18th February 2009

Duffy talks to Edith Bowman at the BRITs 2009.

Scott on Radio Scotland - 6th April 2009
Scott on Radio Scotland - 6th April 2009

Scott appears on Radio Scotland talking about his television appearance with The Hoff.

The girl who doesn
The girl who doesn't like surprises - 20th January 2010

You know what it's like you don't like surprises and plot twists on the television so what do you do? It turns out a lot of Scott's listeners are the same. Plus there's a mention for the Unofficial Mills website.

Scott
Scott's new cooking obsession - 8th June 2010

Scott's got a new cooking obsession. She makes recipes seem simple and she uses some of his lingo. It's Julia Child. She's an actual cooking goddess.

The Baseballs Football Jingle - 18th June 2010
The Baseballs Football Jingle - 18th June 2010

A jingle devised just for Scott's football party.

Big Mo farts on Eastenders - 16th June 2010
Big Mo farts on Eastenders - 16th June 2010

Big Mo has a curry and causes an eruption on Eastenders.

The Perfect Christmas Single - 10th December 2012
The Perfect Christmas Single - 10th December 2012

A free download featuring Scott Beccy and Chris performing 'The Perfect Christmas Single'.

Beccy is going home - 18th January 2013
Beccy is going home - 18th January 2013

Beccy Chris and Scott are today's participants in Greg James' Going Home song!

Tap End Unplugged
Tap End Unplugged

Phil Taggart and Alice Lavine accommodate a very special late night 24 Years at the Tap End which will never make a Scott Mills Daily Podcast. Prepare for scenes of a sexual nature as we find out exactly what happened to Chris that time in Prague.

World Cup Commentary
World Cup Commentary

The alternative World Cup commentary provided by Chris Stark and Scott Mills on the BBC Red Button.

Friday 13 June - Audio of live coverage of the opening game of group B between Spain and the Netherlands featuring alternative commentary from BBC Radio 1's Scott Mills and Chris Stark. The match looks to be an exciting repeat of 2010's World Cup final.

Tuesday 17 June - Radio 1's Scott Mills and Chris Stark provide alternative commentary for the 2014 World Cup as hosts Brazil face Mexico at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza.

With thanks to CharlieGarratt (Radio1Beats on our forum) for uploading these.

Euro 2016 Commentary
Euro 2016 Commentary

Listen back and download the BBC Red Button alternative Euro 2016 commentary from Scott Mills and Chris Stark.

Many thanks to Jacob_ for uploading to the Unofficial Mills forums.