Banter

Banter

Georgina
Georgina's Joke - 18th September 2006

Scott and Chappers stop Georgina telling a joke in the Entertainment News.

Lola Complaints - 7th August 2006
Lola Complaints - 7th August 2006

One girl isn't happy with Scott's Record of the Week.

Caller that makes no sense - 19th July 2006
Caller that makes no sense - 19th July 2006

A caller that makes little sense.

Frosties Kid is NOT dead! - 29th June 2006
Frosties Kid is NOT dead! - 29th June 2006

Scott has a statement that proves Frosties Kid is NOT dead.

Celebrity Cribs - 2nd May 2006
Celebrity Cribs - 2nd May 2006

A listener checks out Duncan from Blue's house.

Scott
Scott's selling his car - 8th November 2006

Scott is trying to sell his car.

Tanorexics - 2nd November 2006
Tanorexics - 2nd November 2006

Scott and Chappers talk about the tanorexia documentary.

Scissor Sisters Jingle - 18th September 2006
Scissor Sisters Jingle - 18th September 2006

The Scissor Sisters make a jingle for Radio 1. It's a bit rude though...

Richard and Judy - 18th July 2006
Richard and Judy - 18th July 2006

Scott REALLY wants to appear on Richard and Judy's show.

Entertainment News Balls-Up - 29th June 2006
Entertainment News Balls-Up - 29th June 2006

The Entertainment News messes up.

Hidden Microphones - 3rd April 2006
Hidden Microphones - 3rd April 2006

Chappers sings along to his gay choons captured with a hidden mic.

Halloween - 1st November 2006
Halloween - 1st November 2006

Did the trick or treaters turn up at Chappers' house last night? We'll find out in this link...

Secret Psycho - 21st September 2006
Secret Psycho - 21st September 2006

Scott and Simon talk about a Secret Psycho.

Mills and Spoon - 6th August 2006
Mills and Spoon - 6th August 2006

Another magical Mills and Spoon moment on Radio 1.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Big Weekend 2007 - 22nd May 2007

Highlights of Radio 1's Big Weekend from Preston. From Sara Cox talking to Westwood to Jo Whiley getting a makeover from the Scissor Sisters. From JK and Joel talking to Natasha Bedingfield to Nihal and Scott Mills playing out the highlights of the actual event.

Tips for 2006 - 3rd January 2007
Tips for 2006 - 3rd January 2007

Scott looks back at the 'hot tips' given by Radio 1 DJs for 2006. They're no Mystic Megs...

Making Emo Boys Cry - 30th March 2007
Making Emo Boys Cry - 30th March 2007

Scott gets emo boys to cry for My Chemical Romance tickets.

Dear Deirdre - 11th July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 11th July 2007

Carl's changeable girlfriend in Dear Deirdre's video casebook.

Britney
Britney's masterpiece - 8th November 2007

Despite the bosses disapproval Scott is keen to play out Britney's "masterpiece" - her very first album. How many tracks will he get through in full?

Make George Sick -  27th September 2007
Make George Sick - 27th September 2007

An amusing clip of a quiz show host who pukes on-air. Can they make George sick?

Kids with radio shows - 19th June 2007
Kids with radio shows - 19th June 2007

Ever pretended as a kid to have a radio show? This caller has hear how his tape!

Gay Bombs - 12th June 2007
Gay Bombs - 12th June 2007

Scott uncovers a secret plan for a gay bomb.

Screaming My Chemical Romance fan - 28th March 2007
Screaming My Chemical Romance fan - 28th March 2007

As part of Radio 1 Presents... Scott gave away tickets to the gig. Hear some of the reactions he got when he announced they'd won!

Scott
Scott's middle name is Bob - 10th July 2007

Scott's middle name is Bob so the team get the typical jokes over and done with.

Eminem Impersonators - 13th November 2007
Eminem Impersonators - 13th November 2007

Ah Nick Robins. Stoke's Number 1 DJ and clearly Stoke's Number 1 Eminem impersonator...

Dodgy Text Messages - 10th October 2007
Dodgy Text Messages - 10th October 2007

Chappers ends up having to text the whole of his phone book with a dodgy message.

Mary Millar - 7th August 2007
Mary Millar - 7th August 2007

Mary Millar - one amazin' American TV presenter. She makes Ricky Gervais at the Diana concert look good.

Steve Lamacq
Steve Lamacq's Gatecrasher Gaffe - 19th June 2007

Steve Lamacq makes a gaffe just before the news that Gatecrash has burnt down.

Ewan MacGregor - 26th July 2007
Ewan MacGregor - 26th July 2007

An award-winning link featuring Ewan MacGregor talking something or other...

Jo Whiley vs Chappers - 24th April 2007
Jo Whiley vs Chappers - 24th April 2007

Scott mixes the sound of Chappers in the Livestock Lounge with Jo Whiley on a rollercoaster.

Making Laura Cry - 27th March 2007
Making Laura Cry - 27th March 2007

Scott tries to make Laura cry.

I Like Turtles - 10th July 2007
I Like Turtles - 10th July 2007

The catchphrase sweeping the nation - I Like Turtles.

Eastenders - 14th November 2007
Eastenders - 14th November 2007

Give Eastenders a BAFTA for their efforts last night - the whole pub was attacked by a gang who held them hostage!

Dead Or Alive? - 29th October 2007
Dead Or Alive? - 29th October 2007

Is Wendy Richard alive? Scott asks trusted journalist Georgina Bowman.

Shabnam from Big Brother - 31st August 2007
Shabnam from Big Brother - 31st August 2007

Meanwhile on The Scott Mills Show the team talk new soaps characters and Shabnam from Big Brother. Clipped purely for Scott's reaction to Heather.

Matt Damon pops into Radio 1 - 16th August 2007
Matt Damon pops into Radio 1 - 16th August 2007

Matt Damon has been in to Radio 1 today.

Did Jo Whiley Swear? - 26th July 2007
Did Jo Whiley Swear? - 26th July 2007

Jo Whiley talks to Scott before her show... did she say a naughty word?

Recycled Phone Numbers - 18th July 2007
Recycled Phone Numbers - 18th July 2007

Celebrities change their phone numbers all the time so imagine if you ended up with an A-List celebs old number... Featuring callers with Simon Cowell and Charlotte Church's old numbers.

Daniel From Majestic Cinema - 23rd March 2007
Daniel From Majestic Cinema - 23rd March 2007

Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema returns. Today he's singing along to The Proclaimers.

Georgina
Georgina's Newsbeat Rivalry - 5th July 2007

There's bitter rivalry at the top of the ranks at Newsbeat. Hear Georgina's snide remarks!

Sexy Songs - 14th November 2007
Sexy Songs - 14th November 2007

What songs shouldn't parents play whilst on the school run? We find out...

Song for Chappers - 24th October 2007
Song for Chappers - 24th October 2007

Scott's song for Chappers has arrived. Have a tissue ready it'll bring a tear to your eye.

P Diddy
P Diddy's PA - 8th October 2007

There's news on P Diddy's PA. Has Laura been picked?

Ping Pong Song - 26th June 2007
Ping Pong Song - 26th June 2007

More Ping Pong Song remixes featuring two tennis ladies Chappers and a tennis lady... and Jo Whiley and Chappers. Delightful!

Scott gets locked in the toilet - 28th August 2007
Scott gets locked in the toilet - 28th August 2007

Scott goes off the air after getting locked in the toilet.

Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007
Christmas Party Again - 21st December 2007

Kate Nash has a psycho moment causing Scott to do one his impromptu impressions.

Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007
Chappers sings swing - 5th June 2007

Chappers demonstrates his singing talent for a Download festival competition.

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007
Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank - 19th April 2007

Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank Engine on his rap show.

Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007
Scott ran over a kid - 22nd March 2007

In preparation for the start of my Name Is Scott Scott talks about what he's done wrong in his life. He admits to running over a kid.

Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007
Avril Lavigne is suing - 5th July 2007

Who's suing who? Avril could sue Scott for the Flirt Divert jingle but then she's nicked her song off of the 70s. Apparently.

P Diddy - 7th November 2007
P Diddy - 7th November 2007

More P Diddy's PA News. Can't Scott help Laura out surely he has enough money?

Ladies
Ladies' Bras upsets lady - 27th September 2007

One woman is being driven around the bend by the Ladies Bras song!

Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007
Scott and Chappers Kids Performers - 9th October 2007

I didn't like the frog! - Scott and Chappers visit a nursery in London and demonstrate their talent in front of some pre-schoolers.

Radio 1
Radio 1's Choir Singers - 20th December 2007

Radio 1 brings in some choir singers to sing in the style of Eileen - the singer stalker Unofficial Mills unleashed.

Rob
Rob's Lost Stuff - 7th February 2007

Ever come home to find your room gone or your family have moved? It appears to be quite common...

Georgina spoils the ending of Lost - 19th June 2007
Georgina spoils the ending of Lost - 19th June 2007

On Tuesday night George spoilt the ending of Lost despite it finishing weeks before. There's an outcry and the entertainment news are forced to apologise the next night.

Celebrity Growler - 19th April 2007
Celebrity Growler - 19th April 2007

Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with his own feature - Celebrity Growler.

Jo Whiley
Jo Whiley's Love Lounge - 16th March 2007

Scott gets revenge on Jo Whiley by putting together this compilation of clips for the 'Love' Lounge.

Drinking Dilemma - 5th July 2007
Drinking Dilemma - 5th July 2007

On a date but the other partner isn't drinking? This happened to one caller with Russell. He wasn't drinking but she was. Hear the Dear Deirdre style reconstruction...

Talking Jesus - 6th November 2007
Talking Jesus - 6th November 2007

Out in shops now... it's a talking Jesus doll!

Matt Damon - 9th October 2007
Matt Damon - 9th October 2007

The Matt Damon game is still going strong. Today some bin men have a go.

Making Scott laugh in Germany - 28th August 2007
Making Scott laugh in Germany - 28th August 2007

Scott goes live to the airwaves of Germany can they make him laugh?

Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - 15th August 2007
Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - 15th August 2007

Chopper is Notorious B.I.G - he auditions for the role in the latest FOX Movie.

Baby News - 3rd August 2007
Baby News - 3rd August 2007

Comedy Dave's baby news as announced by Scott Mills.

Scott
Scott's in the newspapers - 20th July 2007

Scott's in the newspapers today and Chopper explains where he was yesterday.

Dear Deirdre - 17th July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 17th July 2007

Scott's concerned about kids with imaginary friends and the finale of Cliff's changeable girlfriend.

Get Me Out Of Here - 12th March 2007
Get Me Out Of Here - 12th March 2007

Scott and Chappers help a listener get out of a date in 'Get Me Out Of Here'.

Hiccups - 23rd October 2007
Hiccups - 23rd October 2007

Following Scott's ear infection yesterday the show have found a guy that's worse off than him. A guy who's had the hiccups for a week!

Scott talks about office bins - 4th October 2007
Scott talks about office bins - 4th October 2007

Scott speaks our mind by talking about the bins in the office. Where do you put half full cups? We need to know!

Chappers
Chappers' Reconstruction - 20th August 2007

Chappers attempts a reconstruction.

Scott
Scott's Daughter - 12th February 2007

Scott has a nineteen-year-old daughter didn't you know?

Scott
Scott's Proposal - 16th June 2007

Scott has a confession to make when one female caller proposes to him.

Mickey Mouse Degrees - 24th January 2007
Mickey Mouse Degrees - 24th January 2007

Scott winds up those that have degrees in General Studies Leisure and Tourism and Textiles. Just what's the point?!

Who The Hell Are You? - 16th May 2007
Who The Hell Are You? - 16th May 2007

Scott calls up some phone numbers from the latest piece of spam to land in his inbox. Will he get his millions back?

Celebrity Growler - 16th April 2007
Celebrity Growler - 16th April 2007

Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with 'Celebrity Growler'.

Laura
Laura's business trip - 8th March 2007

Laura's paranoid about her boyfriend James working away. Scott thinks she's overreacting. Here he winds her up some more.

Bad Seduction Techniques - 12th June 2007
Bad Seduction Techniques - 12th June 2007

Scott reconstructs another bad seduction technique.

Davina talks kids - 4th October 2007
Davina talks kids - 4th October 2007

Would you bum along with Scott? He's got a catchy theme tune for his upcoming performance with Chappers in front of some kids. And Davina gives her opinion on it all.

Mix Tapes - 25th June 2007
Mix Tapes - 25th June 2007

Here's an American with a scary mix tape.

Chappers sings swing - 4th June 2007
Chappers sings swing - 4th June 2007

Chappers sings some swing versions of your favourite rock classics as part of a Download Festival ticket giveaway. Is he the new Ray Quinn?

Scott Mills Day - 10th May 2007
Scott Mills Day - 10th May 2007

Scott wants a national holiday in his name.

Scott plays out clips of Radio Norfolk again - 9th April 2007
Scott plays out clips of Radio Norfolk again - 9th April 2007

Scott plays out clips of Sue Marchant and Maggie Seckar from Radio Norfolk out on the radio again.

Indiscreet hotel workers - 6th March 2007
Indiscreet hotel workers - 6th March 2007

Scott speaks to Carla - a hotel worker - who found some photographs left in a hotel room that she was cleaning.

Beccy tries to woo a man - 3th July 2007
Beccy tries to woo a man - 3th July 2007

Scott advises listeners how to woo a man whilst Beccy upstairs calls a few people at Radio 1 to see if the tips work...

No Cussing Club - 23rd October 2007
No Cussing Club - 23rd October 2007

Want to be cool like Scott? Join the no cussing club. You even get a t-shirt.

Matt Damon! - 11th October 2007
Matt Damon! - 11th October 2007

The Matt Damon craze continues!

Ladies
Ladies' Bras Song - 1st October 2007

Ladies Bras makes it into the Top 40... but where? We find out.

The BRITs 2007 - 14th February 2007
The BRITs 2007 - 14th February 2007

Backstage at the BRITs - Joss Stone turns bitchy Noel Gallagher reveals the winners early Take That talk to Scott and Steven Tyler talks about that Girls Aloud and Sugababes cover.

Tales of the paranormal - 25th May 2007
Tales of the paranormal - 25th May 2007

Laura believe her television has been taken over by the paranormal. Chappers also thinks the same about his TV as his viewing of Scooby Doo went up the shoot...

Jenny wrecks Nick
Jenny wrecks Nick's stuff - 9th May 2007

Nick's flat stuff is wrecked by former girlfriend Jenny.

Barbie
Barbie's Pussy - 2nd March 2007

Just what is going on at Barbie HQ? First they make a hot tub party bus and now Barbie has a weeing cat. She's going off the rails much like Britney. Listen in here.

Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007
Dear Deirdre - 2nd July 2007

Is singing Busted songs romantic? A call from one girl about it leads to Zane Chopper and Scott recalling their favourite Busted songs...

Radio 1
Radio 1's Star Pupil Show - 26th January 2007

It's Radio 1's Star Pupil and Scott takes McFly and the show to a school.

F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007
F Cup Cookies - 13th August 2007

Fancy some F Cup Cookies? Girls only please. They increase your breast cup size and are biscuits at the same time.

The Bill - 3rd August 2007
The Bill - 3rd August 2007

Everybody's talking about it and everyone's in it...

Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007
Poem for Georgie Thomson - 31st January 2007

Scott calls Georgie Thomson from Sky Sports News to patch things up between her and Chappers. Will his poem make things better?

Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007
Liberty X Split - 25th May 2007

Scott takes a day off because 'Liberty X have split'. Hear he plays out some answerphone messages he's received from the band...

Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007
Paris Hilton is going down - 8th May 2007

Scott's mentioned in a church service and Paris Hilton is 'going down'.