Andy Mac

Well Viv. I can assure you my phone call to Scott yesterday (about 1 hour 20 mins in everyone!!!!!) was planned weeks in advance and took weeks of writing. Kisses Viv.

The Upper West Side is...but it's not an easy position to achieve x

Beccy really has got some balls you know... not literally...

Did Scott just say the Do It Like Dude girl had dirty pipes?

I think I need to get some friends and do more with my life. That was just sureal really.

I know a bloke who went out with a Dalek...the Dalek turned even more gay after going out with him.

Hello beautifuls x x

Well the side with rugby lads winking at me...that was winking Mr.D x

How about the first Anal C*** album for masterpiece?

Viv I love everything about you, even your avatar. As regards the gay thing I do dress on both sides of the bed...more often than not one side in particular nowadays x x

Tom mate did you get out the wrong side of the bed? X

Hello darluing Bex. Are you OK babe? I too have been ill but not like you it seems. Kisses of love x x x

Hello darlinks, I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone...well...that is not true, I hate lots of people but donnadelday is not one of them. Viv hates people too, I love her for this. XX

Do you think it would be OK for me to use this feature to tell my partner I am a pre op transexual?

What Viv? Is he off somewhere again? How ya doing by the way?

Do I count?

You know I am looking for 2 producers...I think we would make a good team. And if Jono could bear to be in the same room as me he could take the chappers role...that is I am presuming Mr.D would want to be the one that does't speak. X UnofficialMattEdomonson...now that would be a quiet website. X

Mr. D what have I told you about hacking my emails...I know you and Viv only really listen to Scott in case I have a letter or text read out...Jono actually emailed me about starting up Unofficial Andy...come on man. Scott would turn in his grave. x x

Hello beautifuls. 2 hours 14 mins in on I Player had a "Dear Sra" read out. About Liam from One Direction...however they did edit it quite a bit. Removed my reference to Matt Finchem... kisses

Oh yeah. Cher Lloyd... that strange mouth and heavy make up. Everytime she is on stage I think she is about to start singing "Let's Do The Timewarp Again". She is very Rocky Horror...in a bad way. XX

Hello darling Viv. You know how it is darling. It's good to let out some vitriol every now and then Don't you find the seemingly endless stream of reality show pop stars is a good outlet for hatred. I mean Katie Weasel must be used to it...I bet her own mother hates her...probably because she got off with her mum's boyfriend. She strikes me as the type of girl who would do that, compete with her mother for sex I mean. Alexandra Burke is just shit... Kisses of love to you. XXX

Have you finished your dinner yet? If so have you thought about yet? XX (By the way how is the job going?)

Viv & Mr.D you know it's not like me to write harsh things but I really hope that f***ing Burke girl falls in front of a lawn mower. What is going on with her face? She looks like someone has smeared dog turd on her top lip and she just can't help sniffing it. When I look at Alexandra Burke I think about building a place where evil fame hungry tits meet a nasty end. I would put Diana Vickers in there too... a friend of mine went to a music industry event connected to Vickers. She performed and apparently she actually thinks she is a real "artist". Actually her record label basically see 1 maybe 2 more singles and then they will have made their cash back and then they can get rid... have you seen that clip on Youtube where it sounds like Dermot calls Weasel (X Factor) a C**t. Not that I am on a rant but you know that Katie Weasel? I reckon she would suck off her Dad's turds live on stage if she got attention...just a thought...think about it. XX

Who said brotherly love was dead...such a lovely man. (Jono ya know i'm only joshing with you...not about being a Tory or that Ed M is a nasty piece of work...just gentle banter Kisses A x)

You keep telling yourself that Jono... Soooo the reds have made a good choice with Ed as leader don't ya think?...I know as a Tory I think it's great. Kisses X