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While recently having an internal cleanout of my servers, I stumbled across the original copy of the bible.
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Bet it's the google spiders
I have voted for her a few times. I'd smash her back doors in with my exclamation mark.
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I've been at war with this guy since 1953.
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I thought Jeeves was a man. So you'd be sucking him off?
We don't do things in a sexual manner like you humans. When i meant eating out, i meant it. You know when you're sleeping at night and you leave your mouth open? Say no more...
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Jeeves. Allthough this may be a lie.
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I celebrated by eating out tonight, spiders are welcome at kfc.
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Gregs pearents timed his conceivement so he would be born on my birthday. Happy birthday Greg!
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Anyone seen my bus pass?
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I sadly have to crawl the web for pictures of Madonna, and all i see of late is lots of blue veins and possible plastic surgery.
Happy Birthday Viv!
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I finally got the exclamation mark registered on my birth certificate today.
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Awwwww. Well, we still love you Slurpie.
Do you love me like a long lost son? Or are you just telling me that while you're sleeping with Jeeves like all the others!? I reckon it's his shiny head and dickie bow that does it.
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That google spider is after me! He said he's gonna put me in a glass and throw me outside if i crawl here again!
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Hello you sexy sexy fools!
What will Radio 1 Look Like in 2017?
in BBC Radio 1
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Dave Pearce will return with the rest of the gypsy clan to teach Annie Mac how to mix properly.