You are all wrong, I am in fact George Orwell, resurrected because my fans were appalled by the mockery that is 'Big Brother'. I chanced upon the Scott Mills show whilst pondering in my study over my next book, his feature 'Oh What Is Currently Occurring' (as I believe it is called) was rather amusing! As a matter of interest, I can use the internet because I created the idea and completely forget to include it in Nineteen Eighty-Four.