Kitai

These all sound like GREAT horror movies!! Or a new kind of reality tv show!!

Cheese And Onion are my fave Walkers! =D Now you've made me crave some...

I think Scott should write his own Fairy Tale.

You guys crack me up sometimes!! XD

And he looks just so happy to be there.

Because it's just as useful as an English speaking one. Think about it.

Heya!! I'm good, thankies!! How're you?

Get it!! You can wear the Sat Nav on your belt, Scott!!

I remember The Wuzzles!! I still remember my awesome Teddy Ruxpin bear. He used to take cassettes and he'd tell the stories and sing along, etc.

Ah, good point. Hehe!! Yeah, but the imagination can be a powerful thing. Maybe it's better than nothing for some people? Escapism?

Hahaha!! I know someone who wishes her boyfriend was imaginary!

Maybe sometimes it's wishful thinking? Dreaming of the life you really want? Or the need for companionship?

Hahaha!! Awesome question. I guess it depends on the person. I know someone who says she's married on her Facebook profile just so she doesn't get hassled by guys there. I don't see how people showing these fake pictures get away with it.

Aww, I love your Lucky Star avatar, Kylie!! Anyways. I've never made-up a boyfriend. I don't see the point. o_O;

Hey guys!! Sorry I've been away so long!! *hugs to everyone* I'm having trouble listening online these days because there's a bunch of us that share the shame connection through out this building. I need to sort myself out a radio or pay-out for my own connection in my flat (but that means paying BT's stupid charges just to activate the line, and then paying line rental when I don't even want a ohone on there). And my online listening has stopped again... I'm gonna see if I can get a spare radio from the landlord. Back soonish (I hope)!!

I emailed Scott this video: Hope you all enjoy!!

Okies, thanks!! Glad to be back in sunny Eastbourne!! How's everyone today? I love the "Party Party" version of that song (it's crap without it).

Hi guys!!

A wha'? LMFAO!!

Me thinks Katie S has someone helping her.

Gladly. Can we talk about sweeites? Good point. But I do appologise for bringing poo to your site. *goes to stand in the naughty-corner*

Yep. The real deal. The questions on the page: "Q: hi can you tell me if it comes with pebbles attached? A: Yes, we can send the dog poo with some attached pebbles but this will be subject to surcharge of 12p per pebble - if you are lucky enough to win please state the amount of pebbles you wanted included in your purchase - thank you. Q: thank god for ebayers .. i really need some runny stuff, if you were to feed the animal some weetabix or curry would it moist enough to place into a jiffy anti smell bag and post somewhere.. several people over the years have chosen by default this. A: Sorry, we don't condone cruelty to animals -- however, we would happily mix it up with some water until runny but we cannot post - can you imagine the bag breaking on the postman!? It would be very messy!! Happy Bidding Q: Wow!! Quality stock you have there, however I was wandering if you stock the type with a foot print in the middle? Thanks A: Yes, your luck is in. We also stock this 'product' in the type with a footprint in. We dp a selection of different fottprints from welly boots to high heels. Happy bidding Q: Hi, do you have this item in any other colour. Thanks A: Hi, Thank - you for your question and interest in our item. It is possible to get this type of poo in white - however it does need to be left for some time to 'weather' unfortunately we havn't got any weathered poo in stock at this time. However, if you would like to place an order and pay we shall instigate proceedings for the weathering of our poo. We can assure you that we are not fly by night cowboys who would take your money and send you something that we found on the street corner that had been there for a while - we would produce said poo ourselves and take great pride as the country's leading pooateirs. We could supply red poo but this invovles kicking the dog really hard which is a course of action we frown upon. Good luck in your search if our poo is not suitable for your purposes."

Or just: Dog Poo. The ad reads: "Fresh unused dog poo ready for immediate collection. 100% Guaranteed to be untouched by human hands. This poo is from a healthy German Shepherd dog and is brown in colour. there are no worms or fungus growing in it. It is firm and is in a pile. It can be moulded into different shapes and is guaranteed to stink to high heaven if you try cooking it in your oven. The successful winner of this luxury dog poo will get a free bag of dog poo with our compliments. Your dog poo will be handed to you in a doggy poo bag. Collection in person only. I am selling this dog poo as I am a university student and I need to buy food for my family (i'm a mature student) and my dog. The fees are really high and I need every penny i can get. Of course I am hoping that some rich benefactor will buy it in order to help me pay my tuition fees for 2008/9 as I am a mature law student with a growing family - I hope you enjoyed my listing - please feel free to email me your comments - rude or otherwise!!!"

Superb Jurassic Coprolite Dino Poo Fossil 160 gms CJ160, anyone? "A great form of poop!"... apparently.

Hahaha!! 99p!!