TheOneWhoDoesntSpeak

Only problem is....there's really no need for a translator. Finding anyone in Magaluf who actually speaks Spanish is quite a rarity. Sorry.

He's the one on the left.

It's just their way of saying they like the tunes. I don't think people actually do wee themselves. It's a gag that has got out of control. People will still be saying it for years I'm sure. Have a good weekend all

Yes they will be. Laura is seeing to it personally. She's nice like that.

just you and me then?

I really hope the webcam catches this....Laura is currently giving Joel a manicure.

He's a bit under the weather, poor thing. Although we had a bit of a clear up in the office today and his desk has been cleared of all the cr*p that was on it. So when he comes back he WILL think he's been fired!

Not actually speaking. Writing though.

Afternoon all

I'll return soon!

Was it the picture of Laura's lady garden?

Apart from visiting the Lindsay Lohan crash scene I'm not sure what he's been up to. He's gutted he's missing Big Brother. Saddo.

I can tell you that, as well as Flirt Divert returning soon, there'll be more My Name Is Scott... which will mean pain for La Mills! And the Pillow Fight League should hopefully take off.

Yes. I don't really have a secret celebrity past. Or do I? :*

I haven't. Should I?

We usually look at most bits. Although obviously multi-tasking doesn't come easy to us so Your Views is the one we have on in the studio most.

We're thinking maybe an Avril Lavigne pop-punk kinda style this time. What do you reckon?

Oh we will! Maybe you can help come up with some moves?

Hopefully in the next few weeks. The man who plays all the instruments for the jingle people has been on holiday. There'll be a new number and, of course, a brand new crap dance!

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I have done that through my morse code machine. They say thank you!

Evenin' all. Yes I can.