|"Do You Have Nude Swimming Night?!" 02 Dec 14
|Jack & Dean, YouTube megastars, play Innuendo Bingo whilst listener David fears his leisure centre has a special nudist club... so naturally Scott rings them to find out! Real Or No Real is with Charlie Sloth. Did Labrinth really put some monks on one of his tracks because of a dare?
|Deadline Day: One Week To Go! 03 Dec 12
|With Christmas fast approaching Scott is once again worried about people getting dumped close to the big day. It's just TOO cruel to do that to someone. With that in mind, Scott has announced this week's Relationship Transfer Deadline: Wednesday 10th December at 3pm. A week today Scott will have a special show counting down to the deadline with updates from celebrity reporters around the country. Also today, after yesterday's panic about nudie swimming pools there's now a scare about nudie skiing! Scott winds up Zane Lowe with his 100 Hottest Records in progress. And Alice plays Real Or No Real.
|Scott Uses His 'Irish Accent Spray' On Chris 08 Dec 14
|Scott's back from his quick holiday and he's got a gift to show Chris. It's a mouth spray which claims it can give you an Irish accent. Surely it's a load of rubbish though?! Chris tests it to find out. Also, has X Factor voiceover man done a whoooooo?! With deadline day approaching, some listener are getting worried about their relationship status. And Greg plays Real Or No Real. Do the numbers on toasters really mean the number of minutes the bread stays down for?
|Gino D'Acampo Innuendo Bingo 09 Dec 14
|Scott's invited Chris's favourite TV chef, Gino D'Acampo onto the show to play Innuendo Bingo. He gets a proper soaking - the highest form of respect from Stark! There's just one day to go til Relationship Transfer Deadline Day and Scott's got a listener on the phone with a story that proves it's a good idea. Charlie Sloth bulks out the show with another Fat Tuesday on Real Or No Real.
|Relationship Transfer Deadline Day LIVE 10 Dec 14
|Deadline Day is here! It's too cruel to dump someone over Christmas, so anyone in a relationship by 3pm has to stay with their partner until January. Scott and Chris anchor from Radio 1's Deadline Day Centre, Alice Levine is in the hub, Olly Murs is in the Lovecopter, Jeff Brazier has all your analysis, Chris Kamara has the celebrity news and 5 Seconds Of Summer ring the 3pm gong! With last minute deals going on across the country, they have all the news, LIVE as it happens.
|Jacke Wood And Janette Manrara Strictly Come Bingo 11 Dec 14
|Jake Wood and Janette Manrara from Strictly Come Dancing play Innuendo Bingo with a glitzy twist. Chris has been annoying Jamie Oliver. Scott sounds like he's been following Lady Gaga around shouting one of his catch phrases. And Greg James is live from backstage at the BBC Music Awards as he plays Real Or No Real.
|Olly's Christmas Party Disgrace 12 Dec 14
|Scott takes a phone call from a listener called Olly who made a beast of himself at last year's office Christmas party. It's ok, cos Scott's got a plan to make it all safe this year. Chris's girlfriend's dog has sent Scott a Christmas card. Is that ok? Scott is alarmed at the festive booze accumulating on his desk at work. And Alice plays Real Or No Real. Does Harry Styles' mum love entering compeitions, but only if she can win prizes to do with vampires?
|Felicia's Christmas Singing Lesson 15 Dec 14
|Scott's got Felicia, the actual YouTube singing teacher herself, on the line from America for a one-to-one lesson with Chris. She's the one who taught us all to sing like 'pwarty gurl' Sia. Now she's teaching us how to sing like The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl! Also, a listener is on the phone with a perfect plan on how to start chatting to a girl he likes. Will he let us follow his progress (or lack thereof)? Pitbull has made a new rap over Taylor Swift. Is there any need? And Greg James plays Real Or No Real. Should golfers really be worried about kissing their balls?
|X Factor Voiceover Man Plays Innuendo Bingo 16 Dec 14
|Peter Dickson, the X Factor's incredible VOICEOVER MAN, pops in to play Innuendo Bingo and BLAST CHRIS INTO NEXT WEEK! (He's very loud and that mouth can take a lot of water!) There's an update on our caller who is trying to very subtly meet a girl on his train. Charlie Sloth proves he is THE fattest on Real Or No Real. And Chris has got Scott a Christmas present - sort of!
|James's Train Romance And Dial A Carol 17 Dec 14
|James has been phoning Scott for a few days now as he tries to get the attention of a girl he likes on his train to work. Yesterday he made his biggest, bravest... and possibly stupidest... move yet. Will it have grabbed her attention? Also, Matt Edmondson plays Real or No Real. Did Jeremy Clarkson really own the first even Paddington Bear? And it's Christmas in a week and a day. Regular listeners will know what that means! (Non regular listeners are in for a treat!)
|Tinchy Stryder, Train Guy James And A Turkey Helpline 18 Dec 14
|Straight from the I'm A Celebrity jungle, Tinchy Stryder comes in to play Innuendo Bingo including clips from Mary and Paul on Bake Off. They're at it again! Scott checks in with James, the guy who is trying to speak to a girl he really likes on his train into work. There are shock revelations! There's a Christmas Turkey helpline - sounds like a great excuse for a prank call. And Greg plays Real Or No Real. Did a young Beyonce really used to charge her parents' friends to watch her sing?
|Sir David Attenborough And Dial-A-Carol 19 Dec 14
|Scott's in for Grimmy with David Attenborough, another call to the Dial-A-Carol service, Scott almost has a wardrobe malfunction on Strictly and a listener takes on Chris in Real Or No Real.
|Turkey Helpline And James On A Train 19 Dec 14
|After Scott had a go yesterday, it's Chris's turn to call the Turkey Helpline with a tricky scenario. The James On A Train scenario reaches a climax after a nervous week. Danny Howard plays Real Or No Real. Did Taylor Swift really grow up on a Christmas Tree farm? Someone has written down every single whoooooo from the year. Well done her! And who is Scott backing in the Strictly final this weekend.
|Rixton Interview Robert Downey Junior 23 Dec 14
|Rixton interview Robert Downey Junion, more YouTube singing lessons, Scott takes you through all of the One Direction merchandise.
|Olly Murs Gets Festive 24 Dec 14
|Olly Murs gets all festive, there's a Christmas edition of Bamboleo Wednesday, Scott recommends another film and Chris calls Dial-A-Carol.
|Bali Tap End And Boss Chicken 30 Dec 14
|We replay Chris' Tap End from when he went to Bali, what happened when we insulted our boss down the phone and has Scott found the shortest facebook relationship ever?
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|Mills Do You Have Nude Swimming Night! 02 Dec 14.mp3
|One Week To Go! 03 Dec 12.mp3
|Scott Uses His Irish Accent Spray On Chris 08 Dec 14.mp3
|Gino DAcampo Innuendo Bingo 09 Dec 14.mp3
|Relationship Transfer Deadline Day LIVE 10 Dec 14.mp3
|Jacke Wood And Janette Manrara Strictly Come Bingo 11 Dec 14.mp3
|Ollys Christmas Party Disgrace 12 Dec 14.mp3
|Felicias Christmas Singing Lesson 15 Dec 14.mp3
|X Factor Voiceover Man Plays Innuendo Bingo 16 Dec 14.mp3
|Jamess Train Romance And Dial A Carol 17 Dec 14.mp3
|Tinchy Stryder, Train Guy James And A Turkey Helpline 18 Dec 14.mp3
|Sir David Attenborough And Dial-A-Carol 19 Dec 14.mp3
|Turkey Helpline And James On A Train 19 Dec 14.mp3
|Rixton Interview Robert Downey Junior 23 Dec 14.mp3
|Olly Murs Gets Festive 24 Dec 14.mp3
|Bali Tap End And Boss Chicken 30 Dec 14.mp3