April 2015 Podcasts

Title	Description
Chris's Dangerous New Game! 01 Apr 15	If someone asked you to read out live on the radio a random text from your message history would you agree to do it, whatever it said!? That's the idea behind Chris's dangerous new game. Scott and Chris have to name a word for each other to search for in their text history. They HAVE to read the first text that comes up on the search. This could be interesting! Also, Scott has a couple of little rants to get off his chest: why are there so many moany people in the BBC lifts, and can YouTubers stop stealing Innuendo Bingo without crediting him?! And Alice Levine plays Real Or No Real.
Mike Duce Innuendo Bingo 02 Apr 15	We speak to a guy that's really embarrassed he's in Lethal Bizzle's new video; Mike Duce off of Lower Than Atlantis does a brilliant game of Innuendo Bingo; Scott is proud to have a list of favourite newsreaders; plus Greg James plays Real Or No Real.
First Date At A Castle 03 Apr 15	A listener gets in touch with Scott and Chris before going on a date in a castle - she gives updates througout the show; plus, does Celine Dion have a water park in her garden? Danny Howard pops in to find out in Real Or No Real.
Danny Howard Innuendo Bingo 07 Apr 15	Stand by everyone, it's a Danny Howard day on Innuendo Bingo! This is going to be a drowning! Chris has a new Twitter feed to amuse anyone who is bored while revising. And it's a Fat Tuesday on Real Or No Real. Does Prince Charles really have his shoelaces ironed?
Sue Barker And Carp In The Bath 08 Apr 15	Alice is in for Real Or No Real and it's a particularly weird day. Do the Lithuanian's really keep carp in their bath tubs over Christmas? Does Sue Barker really bosh it at the all-you-can-eat Chineses? Did Vin Diesel and Judy Dench really bond over board games? And did Christina Aguilera really buy her house off Ozzy Osbourne? Also, Scott takes a call from an A Level study who is studying this show for her coursework. Surely that's a bad idea? And it's time for your requests on Bamboleo Wednesday!
Sean Walsh Innuendo Bingo 09 Apr 15	Scott's invited Chris's quiz show rival, Sean Walsh, onto the show to play Innuendo Bingo. Will Chris be able to resist giving his opposing team captain an absolute soaking? A listener is on the line to let Scott know about a very special bed and breakfast which has appeared on Four Rooms. And Dev plays Real Or No Real. Does Coachella really have its own airport?
A LIVE Proposal On Ladies Day 10 Apr 15	It's ladies day at Ascot and also on the Scott Mills Show. BUT... no one can remember what that means. Eventually Scott remembers and has a lovely time with it. Meanwhile, Chris has seen that the band Kodaline have had a slightly risky idea involving their twitter feed and a marriage proposal. We follow the consequences. And Danny Howard comes in to play Real Or No Real. Did Mark Ronson really write Jonathan Ross's chat show theme tune?
Chris Spots Scott's Ex On Facebook 13 Apr 15	Chris has spotted one of Scott's exes on Facebook and thinks he might be interested to have a look. Scott isn't so sure. Also, Ken Brown, Chris's favourite golfer, famous for his Innuendo Bingo clip, has appeared on the TV once again. And Dev plays Real Or No Real.
Innuendo Bingo And Break Up Tales 14 Apr 15	Today's Innuendo Bingo will go down as one of the greats. Rhianna Off Of Films plays versus Chris and has an absolutely catastrophic attack of the giggles. So much so, the match has to be abandoned. Also, after Scott and Chris found their exes on Facebook yesterday, today a listener has been in touch to tell us what happened when she found out her ex was seeing someone new. She was quite devious! Chris has a NEW favourite University Challenge contestant. And Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real.
Chris's Face In Some Beans 15 Apr 15	Scott and Chris investigate the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris heads to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone says anything. Also, Clara Amfo plays Real Or No Real.
Caspar Lee And Marcus Butler Innuendo Bingo 16 Apr 15	YouTubers, Caspar Lee and Marcus Butler play Innuendo Bingo against Chris. Will this break the internet? (Probably not, cos that's not even possible.) Also, Amber phones into the show. She's the girl who went on a blind date live on the show a couple of weeks ago and she's finally got an update for us. Where did she mysteriously disappear to that day? And Dev plays Real Or No Real. Did Las Ketchup really out-sell Girls Aloud?

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