|Greg James Plays Innuendo Bingo 02 Apr 13
|Greg James is in to play Innuendo Bingo with some exciting news about Canada from Matthew Wright, some strange noises from Elaine Paige and some filth from the Great British Bake Off. Chris and Scott discuss their problematic holidays. And Charlie Sloth shares some intimate news about him and Rihanna in Real Or No Real.
|Chris Draws Scott Nude (ish) 03 Apr 13
|Chris has had another one of his brilliant business ideas. He thinks he can make big bucks selling nude (ish) drawings of Scott. How will Scott feel about this when he finds out? And more importantly, how much will he get for flogging them on the street? Annie Mac also plays Real Or No Real. And Channel 4's "Bedtime Live"... errr, what?!
|Gerard Butler Plays Innuendo Bingo 04 Apr 13
|Scott's somehow persuaded Gerard Butler to play today's Innuendo Bingo! Will he get it? Will he go for it? Will Chris give him a soaking? The PR4L has more of what you've been saying in Dear Scott. And Greg James joins in to hear some amazing facts about a space hedgehog and the home secretary's guide dog, but are they Real Or No Real?
|Loose Lips And Chris At The Globe 05 Apr 13
|Did you hear that Justin Bieber is staying at a hotel in Clitheroe this week? If you did, you might have heard it from Donna at the hotel and her loose lips. He's not actually staying in the hotel, but Donna doesn't know that when a reporter calls and asks her about it. Will she let the secret slip? Also, Chris has performed as booth Romeo and Juliet at The Globe. (Sort of.) And Huw Stephens is in for Real Or No Real.
|Twitter And FB Spring Clean 08 Apr 13
|Scott has decided it's time to give his Twitter a spring clean. And with a recent surge in his friends getting engaged, Chris thinks it's a good idea to get rid of some Facebook friends too. Who will the choose and how will they break the news? Dan and Phil find out some interesting facts about Beyonce and The National Lottery, but are they Real Or No Real? And could Chris Stark be your plan B?
|Dynamo Bingo! 09 Apr 13
|TV magician Dynamo is in to play Innuendo Bingo. Why is he wearing two pairs of trousers? And will they survive the onslaught from Chris's spurty cheeks? Mistajam is in to chat about all things bass as Radio 1 enjoys Bass Week. But has he ever had a bassial? Does he even know what one is? Do we even know what one is? It's very hard to tell. And Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real. But who's the fattist?
|Josh's Bumper Dilemma 10 Apr 13
|Listener Josh has had a slight accident with his brand new car, but his parents haven't found out yet. What should he tell them? News of a BIG guest to DJ for us when Scott's in charge of the Nixtape on Breakfast next week. Sara Cox plays Real Or No Real. And Sarah Jane from 1Xtra helps us celebrate bass week by letting Scott give her a bassial.
|Skream and Benga play Innuendo Bingo! 11 Apr 13
|As it's bass week on BBC Radio 1 we invited Skream and Benga in for a good soaking. They loved it! Listener Hannah is on explaining the complicated rules of her uni library. Scott is sending his fat fingers to 'Fingers, Toes and Thumbs'. And Greg James plays Real or No Real
|DJ Nanny Pat! 12 Apr 13
|We did Real Or No Real and Dear Scott. We heard PSY's brand new track - will it be as successful as Gangnam Style?? Chris played FIFA with some listeners, oh and Nanny Pat off've TOWIE did The Nickstape. Back Monday from 6.30am.
|When Chris Stark Met...Part 2 15 Apr 13
|So, it's Scott in for Grimmy on Breakfast this week. We played Real Or No Real, and Hannah off've Somerset reviewed the telly. Plus - remember when Chris interviewed Mila Kunis? Well he'll be chatting to another Hollywood star this week...
|Innuendo Bingo - Hollyoaks Special! 16 Apr 13
|On the show today we had Innuendo Bingo with Claire Cooper (Jacqui McQueen) off've Hollyoaks. It really ruined her makeup. Plus more on which A-lister Chris may be interviewing this week. And Scott went out to the shops with his bell, to get some service.
|Little Mix Play Truth Or Dare! 17 Apr 13
|Little Mix join Scott for a game of Truth Or Dare. It involves sushi, moustaches and eating chocolate off Chris Stark's belly button. Plus Real Or No Real and more on which Hollywood star Chris will be interviewing tomorrow…
|Accident In The Café 18 Apr 13
|We play Innuendo Bingo with Sara Cox, and have more TV reviews with Hannah off've the west country. Today she reviews 'Hardcore Pawn' - (the spelling is important.) Pus Chris is getting ready for his interview with an A-lister later, although he doesn't know who it's gonna be. And Scott has an accident in a cafe.
|Robert Downey Jnr And Will.I.Am 19 Apr 13
|Scott has made Chris interview Robert Downey Jnr. Apologies in advance everyone... he'd had a bang on the head just before he walked in. They talk Iron Man 3, Watford Football Club, stag dos, getting shirts made and loads more. Plus, Will.I.Am drops by in a bowler hat and porcelain bow tie and talks about working with Bieber, getting his stuff stolen and his biggest name drop.
|Robert Downey Jnr, The Aftermath 22 Apr 04
|Chris has been getting stick about his RDJ interview all weekend. Scott takes him through some of the learning points. Phil is in (WITHOUT Dan... we know!) to play Real Or No Real and find out whether or not Alan Titchmarsh has posed nude for the Radio Times. And we find you another brilliant TV show to watch. This time it's Long Island Medium.
|Psy's "Gentleman" Translated 23 Apr 13
|If you've heard Psy's follow up single to Gangnam Style you'll probably have been confused about what he's on about. What is a "mother, father, gentleman?" Never fear we've gone for a FULL translation into English: English language, English accent, English music, it'll all make sense very soon. Phil and Alice celebrate their 4 & 3/4s anniversary with us by playing Innuendo Bingo. Scott and Chris have been on a film set. Charlie Sloth learns about Beyonce's rather fly rear end in Real Or No Real. And Scott spends the show dealing with a wardrobe malfunction.
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|Mills Greg James Plays Innuendo Bingo 02 Apr 13 02-04-13.mp3
|Mills Chris Draws Scott Nude (ish) 03 Apr 13 03-04-13.mp3
|Mills Gerard Butler Plays Innuendo Bingo 04 Apr 13 04-04-13.mp3
|Mills Loose Lips And Chris At The Globe 05 Apr 13 05-04-13.mp3
|Mills Twitter And FB Spring Clean 08 Apr 13 08-04-13.mp3
|Mills Dynamo Bingo! 09 Apr 13 09-04-13.mp3
|Mills Joshs Bumper Dilemma 10 Apr 13 10-04-13.mp3
|Mills Skream and Benga play Innuendo Bingo! 11-04-13.mp3
|Mills DJ Nanny Pat! 12-04-13.mp3
|Mills When Chris Stark Met...Part 2 15-04-13.mp3
|Mills Innuendo Bingo - Hollyoaks Special! 16-04-13.mp3
|Mills Little Mix Play Truth Or Dare! 17-04-13.mp3
|Mills Accident In The Cafe 18-04-13.mp3
|Mills Robert Downey Jnr And Will.I.Am 19 Apr 13 19-04-13.mp3
|Mills Robert Downey Jnr, The Aftermath 22 Apr 04 22-04-13.mp3
|Mills Psys Gentleman Translated 23 Apr 13 23-04-13.mp3