Kinharry

I'm no welcome alonger.. but right I will be honest, as much as it pains me to admit it, when I first heard the flash flash game, I laughed, I thought it was funny. On the second time, I just thought the guy was a bit simple. Weeks/Months later when I found it was an ongoing feature, I was shocked. Its like its not even a microscopic nuclear bomb of comedy in a land made of feathers, populated by fluffy boy virgin DJs. Greg James is Cliff Richard your dad? How do these people get a job at Raid Jo One?? :*:evil:

I would class myself as a nice, fat and not funny person.. nice, fat, not funny and isn't paid to be but that's ok because being fat is living large and nice is to funny what funny is to nice, its its own reward at the end of the night - hecklers what can you do eh?

Can't help it, have to... Dev - keep it going mate, you're on it. Reggie Yates - Yeah, I can get his show, probably a natural talent. Zane Lowe - right when I was ten, I was at the fair on the waltzers and a cheesy DJ came on talking really fast. Hi Zane. Sara Cox - Goddess is a DJ. Naturally funny, no wonder she couldn't handle Edith Boman's show features, Sara has too much personality to need the old play school 1 to 7. Greg James - got a job as a DJ because he's a virgin. Always wears fluffy pants to protect his "jewels". Jo Whiley - A cross between a man and a donkey. Nice feet though, just need to chop the rest off. Edith Bowman - its like you're 3. Chris Moyles - Sony number 1 in the Fat / Not Funny category. Annie Mac - who even are you anymore, lovable girl next door became moron ego. ahh. Scott Mills - God is a DJ. Naturally funny, got timing, Becky and everything. Fearne Cotton - where to start, struggling on your own since you left the Shart Show. Blond fluff. "Firm Bottom" suits you better. Your show is cool though because your so cheery and because its amusing how dumb you are. Nick Grimshaw - he isn't Sara Cox but its still possible he could qualify as something. Like if he died and went to goat heaven and they thought he was ace. :*:evil: