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kyle_y

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  1. My flatmates have ordered me to take part in their royal wedding drinking game and we've also planned a Domino's pizza fest. If the weather's nice we'll also probably play football or frisbee in the park and have a prawn-sandwich picnic while waving union jack flags and wearing our 'official' Wills + Kate merchandise t-shirts.

  2. You have got to be having an actual giraffe.

    Seriously, the woman couldn't present a radio show to save her life, and now she's doing a TV prog for which the phrase 'scraping the barrel' doesn't even come close. Clearly her weekdays are a bit empty these days...

    Gosh. Harsh. Alan to the rescue..??

  3. Your obsession gay men proves you are joking unless your homophobia stretches only to bisexuals or maybe it's to do with your irrational hatred for all things with a vagina.

    Somehow I think this is to do with your irrational hatred of all things with a vagina.

  4. Are they even that rich?

    No not really. Most of them are unemployed and live off state benefits and spend their time between an inner-city estate and one near Legoland. Lizzie's mother, also called Liz, died in loads of debt because her state pension couldn't cover the day to day costs of her poverty stricken life. On the plus side they get a free bus travel, free prescriptions and a winter fuel allowance.

  5. Won't have enough cash!!

    Looks like I am gonna have to pay for the thing myself, as this complete DICKHEAD through a fit on the internet, and collapsed in the middle of a conversation with me (said he was quite unwell, and had to lie down).

    As the song goes "Yeah Right" !!

    Maybe you should lie down Viv, you are infamous for having fits on the internet :P

  6. WELL. According to AfterElton.com (which ALWAYS tells the truth, with reliable sources), she came out and went back into the closet. And she has done some over stuff. Anyway, she bores me.

    Meh.

    WELL. According to Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj is bisexual. I think I'd believe Nicki Minaj on Nicki Minaj over AfterElton.com on Nicki Minaj. What over stuff has she done, apart from boring you?

    *sigh*

  7. Good news (if true). I can't even comprehend the awfulness of Greg James on breakfast.

    Not just me then. God knows what I'd be left to wake up to the day that happens, I'd probably just lie in bed til 10 everyday.

  8. I know it's free, Doovde, but there is cost getting there!! Unless some nice person could fly me in in a private helicopter.

    Kill two birds with one stone. On the condition I'm able to get a pair of tickets I'll give you one, I'll be your hot date for the weekend and I'll fly you in by private jet (why fly by helicopter when you can fly by jet??) :) But only on the condition that you cover the cost..

  9. Urgh. I was planning on Radio 1 being my wedding-free destination for the day. Instead I will now just lie in bed under the covers spouting republican and anti-monarchy drivel while simulataneously being grateful for the Monday morning lie-in William and Kate have been kind enough to bless me with. And I will do so to the soundtrack of my ipod.

    And yes Annalie, I intentionally spelt iPod without the capital 'P' with you in mind

    ;)

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