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Kitai

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  4. 4th August to 8th August 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

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    I did something very similar when I was about 7. I got a 'Wuzzles' address book and I used to write the names and numbers of my pretend friends from America......I remember calling them Chad, Buddy etc!

    Btw Emma, you must have been a very intelligent child writing a diary at the age of 4, hahaha. I'm thinking this was last year;)

    I remember The Wuzzles!! :D

    What happened to stories on tape! CD or download? Pfft.

    I still remember my awesome Teddy Ruxpin bear. He used to take cassettes and he'd tell the stories and sing along, etc.

  8. 4th August to 8th August 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

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    Why do you think people feel the need to make up other halves? Is it insecurity, fear of being a failure if they're single, being a total nutter?

    Hahaha!! Awesome question.

    I guess it depends on the person.

    I know someone who says she's married on her Facebook profile just so she doesn't get hassled by guys there.

    I don't see how people showing these fake pictures get away with it.

  10. 4th August to 8th August 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

    Posted

    Hey guys!!

    Sorry I've been away so long!!

    *hugs to everyone*

    I'm having trouble listening online these days because there's a bunch of us that share the shame connection through out this building.

    I need to sort myself out a radio or pay-out for my own connection in my flat (but that means paying BT's stupid charges just to activate the line, and then paying line rental when I don't even want a ohone on there).

    And my online listening has stopped again... I'm gonna see if I can get a spare radio from the landlord. Back soonish (I hope)!!

  17. 4th May to 10th May 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

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    Dog Poo! WTF??

    Yep. The real deal.

    The questions on the page:

    "Q: hi can you tell me if it comes with pebbles attached?

    A: Yes, we can send the dog poo with some attached pebbles but this will be subject to surcharge of 12p per pebble - if you are lucky enough to win please state the amount of pebbles you wanted included in your purchase - thank you.

    Q: thank god for ebayers .. i really need some runny stuff, if you were to feed the animal some weetabix or curry would it moist enough to place into a jiffy anti smell bag and post somewhere.. several people over the years have chosen by default this.

    A: Sorry, we don't condone cruelty to animals -- however, we would happily mix it up with some water until runny but we cannot post - can you imagine the bag breaking on the postman!? It would be very messy!! Happy Bidding

    Q: Wow!! Quality stock you have there, however I was wandering if you stock the type with a foot print in the middle? Thanks

    A: Yes, your luck is in. We also stock this 'product' in the type with a footprint in. We dp a selection of different fottprints from welly boots to high heels. Happy bidding

    Q: Hi, do you have this item in any other colour. Thanks

    A: Hi, Thank - you for your question and interest in our item. It is possible to get this type of poo in white - however it does need to be left for some time to 'weather' unfortunately we havn't got any weathered poo in stock at this time. However, if you would like to place an order and pay we shall instigate proceedings for the weathering of our poo. We can assure you that we are not fly by night cowboys who would take your money and send you something that we found on the street corner that had been there for a while - we would produce said poo ourselves and take great pride as the country's leading pooateirs. We could supply red poo but this invovles kicking the dog really hard which is a course of action we frown upon. Good luck in your search if our poo is not suitable for your purposes."

  18. 4th May to 10th May 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

    Posted

    Or just:

    Dog Poo.

    The ad reads:

    "Fresh unused dog poo ready for immediate collection. 100% Guaranteed to be untouched by human hands.

    This poo is from a healthy German Shepherd dog and is brown in colour. there are no worms or fungus growing in it. It is firm and is in a pile. It can be moulded into different shapes and is guaranteed to stink to high heaven if you try cooking it in your oven.

    The successful winner of this luxury dog poo will get a free bag of dog poo with our compliments.

    Your dog poo will be handed to you in a doggy poo bag.

    Collection in person only.

    I am selling this dog poo as I am a university student and I need to buy food for my family (i'm a mature student) and my dog. The fees are really high and I need every penny i can get.

    Of course I am hoping that some rich benefactor will buy it in order to help me pay my tuition fees for 2008/9 as I am a mature law student with a growing family - I hope you enjoyed my listing - please feel free to email me your comments - rude or otherwise!!!"

  25. 4th May to 10th May 2008

    in The Scott Mills Show

    Posted

    99 is the name of the flake, isn't it? - I remember when you could get one for 30p.

    I thought it was the name of the ice-cream with the flake.

    I used to pay 20p more and I'd get an ice-lolly in it too! They called that a Pop-Eye.

    Maybe I ought to put some clothes on first.;) Haha - mental image of me chasing an ice cream van down the street in my bikini!

    Haha! Go for it! Who cares!?

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