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inflatablefelicity

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  1. Recent Discovery

    Patheticisima

    A Disease.

    Due to recent posts in threads our prime time scientists have been working in the labs trying to locate a problem which has been recently growing due to the amount of idiots taking life too seriously.

    We interviewed lab technician Hannah on the recent findings that 1 out of 4 forum users is an idiot. " Well after recent comments about my annoyingness I thought I'd look into the topic and it seems that more and more people are taking life too seriously after many tests we have found that this is them being pathetic which is one of the many symptoms of Patheticisima. Other sympton include the use of foul language and verbal

    diaheora".

    So the question is how can you avoid catching Patheticisima, " Well you can start saying what you realy think and not saying it to impress others, you could also start getting a life even if it is only stepping out onto your balcony for a sneaky fag". So there you are readers, thats what you can do. And if not you might also want to try some hormonal pills to start puberty to try and shake your immaturity perhaps.

    Thank You For Reading And Goodnight.

    After note :- These are not actual quotes from Lab Technician Hannah merely the results of an angry phone conversation in which I decided that people need to know their immaturity. For example saying someone is an annoying c*nt is not appropriate.

    RightRightRightRight

    Hope your Happy

    Jackass

  2. No because her mum knows what we talk about in tescos.

    And Hannah it is the one that bakes chocolat chaud cake at your house avec chocolat.

    So there, i know your gutted its actually not chappers, scott, chris moyles, HANNAH, jesus, ectera ectera.

  3. I think you may be mistaken.

    Hannah is the greatest.

    The apple of my eye, if there was such an apple residing behind my pupil.

    I'm her biggest fan, I know everything there is to know about Hannah.

    As I have a ladder outside her townhouse.

    The rumors arn't true.

    She doesn't sleep in the nude.

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