Listen to and download clips from the Phone Pranks archive from The Scott Mills Show on BBC Radio 1.
Dated archive audio in this collection runs from 2005 to 2010.
2010
21 September 2010 – Annoying Matt Fincham
As he’s moving house he doesn’t have a lot of time to catch up on the television. So Beccy calls up Matt with some plot spoilers.
30 June 2010 – One last call from Fabio
Fabio calls Chappers ahead of the football match… little does he know England are out of the World Cup.
21 June 2010 – Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill comes in to Radio 1 and give tips to Beccy on prank calls and gives a call to a restaurant.
17 June 2010 – Fabio Capello calls… Chappers again
Fabio Capello (or Fabs as he’s affectionately known) calls Chappers with his great mate David Beckham.
10 June 2010 – Fabio Capello calls… Chappers
Fabio Capello calls Chappers. But will he realise it’s not actually Fabio on the line? And what does he make of Fabio’s new strategies?
9 June 2010 – Fabio Capello calls… Scott
Fabio Capello (sounding a lot like Timmy Trendy) calls Scott Mills and asks what position he wants to be in during the World Cup this year.
5 May 2010 – Beccy and the Fincham Wales Prank
Beccy Radio 1’s fonejacker calls Matt Fincham pretending to be from Wales.
1 April 2010 – Beccy and the Fincham Wikipedia Prank
Beccy plays an April Fool’s prank on Matt Fincham involving his Wikipedia entry.
2009
25 August 2009 – Beccy pranks Chappers as Timmy Trendy
Beccy from the show tries to get her revenge on Chappers by calling him as a pretend stylist trying to help him with his outfit for a new television show. Can Beccy’s alter-ego Timmy Trendy fool him?
30 March 2009 – Beccy calls Chappers posing as a hotel worker
Chappers is on holiday so Beccy calls him posing as a worker from his hotel.
26 February 2009 – Chappers pranks Beccy with Dervla Kirwan
Chappers pranks Beccy using the voice of a ‘fake’ Dervla Kirwan.
13 February 2009 – Beccy makes another prank call
Beccy is the worst prank caller in the world. She makes another call to Chappers… this time as Olympics organiser Lord Sebastian Coe. Will Chappers fall for it? Of course not!
11 February 2009 – Beccy’s prank call
Beccy gets her revenge on Chappers following yesterday’s call. But it goes horribly wrong.
10 February 2009 – Chappers poses as an IT technician
Chappers calls Beccy posing as an IT technician. Will she fall for it? You bet!
2008
15 August 2008 – The Hoff calls Scott
Chappers calls Scott with clips of The Hoff whilst he’s on holiday.
30 July 2008 – Yvette Fielding calls herself
Yvette Fielding calls herself and she suspects it’s her stalker again!
22 July 2008 – Chappers calls himself
Chappers calls himself and he has an actual conversation before he realises who it is.
22 May 2008 – Florist Call
Scott makes another rapping florist call.
7 May 2008 – Wing Ring
Rachel gets a ‘Wing Ring’.
7 May 2008 – Charity Muggers
Scott can’t say no to charity donations so he calls various people to see if he’s the only one.
29 April 2008 – Calling Violet Hill
Scott tries to find out what the Coldplay single is really about. Has he found the real Violet Hill?
28 April 2008 – Rapping Florists
A florist from Amsterdam unwittingly performs Flo Rider.
11 April 2008 – Wing Ring
It’s another Wing Ring on the Chris Moyles show with Scott Mills.
10 April 2008 – Lost In Translation
Scott calls a French hotel in ‘Lost In Translation’
10 April 2008 – Wing Ring
Presenting to you ‘Wing Ring’ on The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills.
9 April 2008 – Reverse Calls
If you were asked to pay for a call would you accept? Scott finds out in the ‘Reverse The Charge’ game.
25 February 2008 – Soundalike Edith
An Edith Bowman soundalike makes some calls to her Radio 1 colleagues.
31 January 2008 – Calling The Newspapers Game
Scott calls up the ‘Malton & Pickering Mercury’ as part of his newspaper game.
17 January 2008 – Calling The Newspapers
It’s the calling newspapers game today featuring the Chorley Citizen.
9 January 2008 – Calling The Newspapers Game
Scott Chappers and Laura try to sell showbiz exclusives to The Sun newspaper. Who can keep them on the phone the longest?
8 January 2008 – World Peace
Introducing the World Peace Game Scott does his bit to bring the people of the world closer together.
2007
11 December 2007 – Dial-a-carol
Dial-a-carol is back with a difference.
22 November 2007 – Rapping Florists
Scott’s discovered that Dutch florists make amazing rappers. Featuring attempts at Fiddy Cent and Calvin Harris.
5 November 2007 – Florist Call
Scott’s noticed a lot of strange sounds happening whilst with his ‘personal trainer’ on Hampstead Heath.
30 October 2007 – American Accents
Can Americans really do a decent English accent? Scott investigates with a series of phone calls.
12 October 2007 – Simon Cowell impression
Scott tries out his Simon Cowell impression on the man himself.
12 October 2007 – Rude Place Names
Laugh along at some rude place names.
4 October 2007 – Rude Place Names
There’s a pub in Bell End. Titter Titter. Laugh along at these rude names.
3 October 2007 – Vladimir or No Vladimir
Forget Dave Or No Dave. It’s gone international again and today it’s Vladimir or No Vladimir.
9 August 2007 – Westwood speaks Spanish
Westwood makes a few call with his Spanish phrases.
26 July 2007 – Florist Game
Now florists seem like such a nice bunch of people do you think they’ll really assist a burglary? Find out here in today’s florist call…
15 June 2007 – White Stripes Wednesday
It’s White Stripes Wednesday and yet Scott can find any card shop selling cards for the day.
23 May 2007 – More calls to spammers
Scott calls more telephone numbers that come from spam e-mails.
16 May 2007 – Mika phones as Scott
Mika joins Scott in the studio and makes a call.
15 May 2007 – The call to get the wine back
Chappers tries to retrieve some wine from someone’s ex.
11 May 2007 – Call to the spammers
Scott calls up some phone numbers from the latest piece of spam to land in his inbox. Will he get his millions back?
10 May 2007 – On Hold Game
The On Hold Game involving a sports shop. How long will they stay on the line talking shoes?
9 May 2007 – Florist Call
Laura makes a saucy florist call… and they still put it on the card.
3 May 2007 – Alec Baldwin Calls Scott’s Nemesis
Alec Baldwin calls Scott’s latest nemesis.
30 April 2007 – Scott’s latest nemesis
Scott talks about his latest nemesis who upset his mum with road rage. Here he gives him a ring.
25 April 2007 – Scott’s nemesis
Scott winds up his nemesis some more. Today he gets his subliminal message CDs out.
24 April 2007 – Scott’s motorist nemesis
Scott introduces his listeners to the latest nemesis in his life. He calls him up and gives him a piece of his mind.
16 April 2007 – The I Love You Game
The I Love You Game featuring a hotel National Rail and Westwood.
10 April 2007 – Can Scott make the Germans laugh?
Scott attempts to make some Germans laugh with his selection of jokes.
21 March 2007 – Lucy’s Flatmate Revenge
Scott tries to help Lucy get some revenge on her flatmate who is making too much noise with her boyfriend.
20 March 2007 – Girls Aloud Prank
Scott ‘accidentally’ read out the Girls Aloud number which actually went through to Radio 1. Hear the result here.
19 March 2007 – Girls Aloud Prank
Scott ‘accidentally’ gives out the Girls Aloud number in ‘Who The Hell Are You’.
14 March 2007 – Calling Bubba
There’s a twist to the ‘Calling Dave’ game where it goes to the States. This time Scott looks for a Bubba.
7 March 2007 – Florist Call
Scott tries to get a robbery under way by calling a florist to put the message on the card that comes with the flowers.
16 February 2007 – Mother and Daughter Fantasy
Chappers and Scott gets revenge on the mother who tries to set her daughter up with random men. Would she be up for mother and daughter fun?
14 February 2007 – Russell calls Dermot
Scott Mills puts on his Russell Brand impression ahead of the Brit Awards and calls Dermot O’Leary. Will he catch on?
13 February 2007 – Scott calls Jo Whiley as Russell Brand
Scott makes some calls as Russell Brand ahead of the BRITs. What will Fearne and Jo make of it?
1 February 2007 – Estate Agent Revenge
Scott makes a call as Mika to an estate agent. But how long will they remain on the phone for?
29 January 2007 – Natasha’s Revenge Call
Scott gets revenge on the guy that Natasha met in a club. After a few dates he dumped her by poem.
25 January 2007 – Juliette’s unromantic boyfriend
Juliette’s boyfriend is a rubbish romantic and she’s starting to wonder whether he still loves her. Scott gets Juliette to put it to the test in a phone call.
2006
21 December 2006 – Santa Strange
It’s another call from Santa Strange to ensure the children are behaving. Today the child is Harry.
20 December 2006 – Santa Strange
Santa Strange calls another small child. Today Santa calls Davis.
19 December 2006 – Santa Strange
Santa Strange calls another small child… and chats up the mother at the same time!
14 December 2006 – Scott shops for Christmas presents
Scott shops for Christmas presents by just ringing up random shopping channels and ordering what’s on screen.
13 December 2006 – Scott shops for Christmas presents
Scott searches for Chopper and Laura’s presents via the television shopping channels.
23 November 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott & Chappers puts a Mobile Phone Company on hold with Eurovision music.
2 November 2006 – Buckfast Guy calls America
Buckfast Guy makes a call to America.
20 October 2006 – The Florist Game
The florists haven’t refused anything yet, not even a bank robbery.
19 October 2006 – The Florist Game
Testing what you can get away with on a florist’s card.
18 October 2006 – American Name Game
It’s more amazin’ names in the American Name Game.
18 October 2006 – The Florist Game: daylight robbery
What extreme messages will florists put on a card? Today it’s daylight robbery.
17 October 2006 – Florist Call
A message for Scott’s dad in today’s Florist Game.
17 October 2006 – American Name Game
Scott tries to track down Willie Stroker.
16 October 2006 – American Name Game
Americans have amazin’ names. Scott tracks down some more today.
12 October 2006 – Florist Call
Chappers creates a florist message for his brother.
11 October 2006 – Friends Reunited
Stacey tries to get Jeff and Jess talking again.
11 October 2006 – Celebrities United
A slight twist on the normo version – this time with celebrities. Today it’s Matt Willis and Jon Culshaw.
10 October 2006 – Revenge call: the recruitment agency
Revenge on a recruiter who slagged off his customer by accident.
28 September 2006 – American Name Game
Scott looks for American people with rude names.
27 September 2006 – American Name Game
Whatever you want to call this feature it’s funny and it’s rude.
26 September 2006 – American Name Game
Lavina Nipple is on the phone from America.
25 September 2006 – American Name Game
Dumbing down from the BBC – it’s the American Name Game. Scott and Chappers track down rudely named people in America.
20 September 2006 – Who The Hell Are You?
Demi Moore appears on Who The Hell Are You.
19 September 2006 – Revenge Call
TV and Broadband Company On Hold Revenge Call.
12 September 2006 – Chappers plans Scott’s funeral
Chappers makes arrangements for Scott’s funeral.
10 September 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott makes a revenge call to a Recruitment Agency who were rather rude.
5 September 2006 – Scott’s Zane Lowe Impression
Scott shows off his Zane Lowe impression by calling R1 management.
5 September 2006 – Pretending to be Edith
Scott tries to reach the boss of Radio 1 by pretending to be Edith.
16 August 2006 – The Takeaway Game
One of the best Takeaway Games ever.
3 August 2006 – Scott looks for a new Chopper
Scott searches for a new Chopper.
2 August 2006 – Celebrity Call
Michael Jackson makes a celebrity call to a zoo.
1 August 2006 – Chappers’ job is under threat
Scott is auditioning for a new Chappers.
31 July 2006 – Mastermind
Chappers tries to get hold of the questions for Celebrity Mastermind to assist Scott.
21 July 2006 – Orson Telegram
Orson provide a public service to you. Today there’s a marriage proposal.
20 July 2006 – Orson Telegram
Orson sing to James’ boss that James has decided to quit.
19 July 2006 – Orson Telegram
Luke dumps a girl who cheated on him twice.
18 July 2006 – Orson Telegrams
Orson tells Marsha that her friend Phillipa ran over her cat.
17 July 2006 – Orson Telegram
Orson break the news to Martin through the medium of song that his girlfriend is up the duff.
29 June 2006 – Revenge Call
Revenge call on an electrical company involving the Frosties Advert.
27 June 2006 – Just A Text From Heaven
Mediums try to uncover the truth via the medium of text.
22 June 2006 – Lost In Translation
Scott calls Germany from the flower shop ‘Mills and Blooms’.
22 June 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott gets revenge on a company he was stuck on hold to for two hours.
21 June 2006 – Lost In Translation
Scott tries to get a German tourist board to translate some clips.
20 June 2006 – Lost In Translation
Scott calls Germany with some humourous German clips.
6 June 2006 – Sugababes Prank
Sugababes make a prank call to HMV.
5 June 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Scott’s gullible mum fights back… Hello Sailor!
31 May 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Scott’s mum is told that he must replace Chris Moyles on Celebrity X Factor and that she must sing with him.
30 May 2006 – Revenge Call
Lorraine Kelly helps Scott with a revenge call.
25 May 2006 – Phone System Game
Scott and Chappers mess with some listeners.
22 May 2006 – Laura’s World Cup calls
Laura makes some World Cup calls.
11 May 2006 – Golddiggers
Scott seeks out some golddiggers.
9 May 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Scott tries to wind up his mum. Today it’s a call from the local garage.
4 May 2006 – One Night With Danni Minouge
Would you dump your soon to be husband for Danni Minogue?
3 May 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Edith Bowman calls Scott’s mum and convinces her to put plastic bags over the phone while the lines are cleaned.
2 May 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Chappers convinces Scott’s mum that he is trapped inside an electric folding bed.
2 May 2006 – Calling Numbers from Pub Toilets
Scott calls numbers Chappers found written on pub toilet doors.
25 April 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
The day after Scott’s mum fell for the arrest prank, Chappers calls her pretending to be trapped in an adjustable bed.
25 April 2006 – Pub Toilets
Chappers and Scott call some numbers from the pub toilet doors.
24 April 2006 – Scott’s Gullible Mum
Scott’s been arrested thanks to the shopping channel! Scott’s Mum tries to help…
24 April 2006 – Pub Toilets
Chappers and Scott call some numbers from the pub toilet doors.
14 April 2006 – Ramm Ring
Calling listeners with clips of Rammstein.
13 April 2006 – Ramm Ring
Calling listeners with clips of Rammstein.
13 April 2006 – Friends Reunited
Scott confuses Laura’s sister by connecting her to her friend.
27 March 2006 – Vernon Prank
A prank where the caller goes straight to Vernon Kay’s private number
13 March 2006 – Revenge Call
Revenge on a travel insurance company – but it was a wrong number!
2 March 2006 – Revenge Call – Mobile Company
A Revenge Call involving a mobile company from the Scott Mills show on 2nd March 2006.
28 February 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott and Chappers get revenge on a computer company using er nuclear weapons…
23 February 2006 – Revenge Call
Revenge on a mother-in-law who wanted grand children.
21 February 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott gets revenge on a cable television company.
13 February 2006 – Pizza Guy – Scott’s Nemesis
Scott calls up his latest nemesis – pizza guy. Here’s a montage of the calls.
13 February 2006 – Revenge Call
There’s even more immature revenge on an insurance company.
9 February 2006 – Revenge Call
The show gets revenge on the practical joke teacher.
7 February 2006 – Sending The Flowers Game
Find out whether Jade’s boyfriend is cheating on her or not.
6 February 2006 – Revenge Call
Laura’s fallen down a hole whilst calling a kitchen company.
2 February 2006 – Craig’s Revenge
Revenge on the girl who threw away football tickets.
1 February 2006 – The Voice of Text Calls ‘Pizza Man’
The Voice of Text calls Pizza Man on the Scott Mills show.
31 January 2006 – Pizza Guy Call
Chappers annoys the Your Call requester involving the Pizza Guy.
25 January 2006 – Revenge Call
Scott winds up a father who’s very protective of his daughter.
24 January 2006 – Pizza Man Call
Pizza Man Call from the Scott Mills show on 24th January 2006.
18 January 2006 – On Hold Game
The On Hold Game from the Scott Mills show on 18th January 2006.
17 January 2006 – Revenge Call
Jessica’s story about James who trashed her flat – and Scott gets revenge.
16 January 2006 – Calling James
Did the show ever find out why Jessica’s boyfriend James did what he did? Scott calls him.
11 January 2006 – Takeaway Game
Today’s Takeaway Game caller asks the other why he wants a pizza. Ask the obvious?
10 January 2006 – Calling Dave
Scott calls up some random Daves.
2005
19 December 2005 – Santa Call
Chappers pretends to be Santa calling naughty kids like Kemby.
19 December 2005 – Santa call goes wrong
Santa calls a child called Brogan. But it goes a bit wrong.
17 December 2005 – Revenge Call
Scott Chappers and Laura put a Cable TV Company on hold.
8 December 2005 – The ‘I Love You’ Game
The ‘I Love You’ Game – A guy tells his sister-in-law he really loves her…
6 December 2005 – Golddiggers
Scott invents a guy who is looking for a girl and sees how many golddiggers respond.
1 December 2005 – Revenge Call
On Hold to an Estate Agents with Christmas music.
16 November 2005 – The Takeaway Game
The Takeaway Game where the callers both end up speaking Urdu.
10 November 2005 – Revenge Call
Confusing a Loan Company – do they want to adopt a chipmunk?
7 November 2005 – Ollie’s Girlfriend
Ollie finds out his girlfriend Jemma is cheating on him.
25 October 2005 – Random Numbers – 25#th October 2005
Ever had numbers saved in your phone you don’t know – Scott calls them.
14 October 2005 – Mr T does some dumping
‘Mr T’ off of the A-Team dumps somebody’s partner.
12 October 2005 – Situations Vacant
People starting to work out it’s Scott’s adverts in the paper.
11 October 2005 – The ‘I Love You’ Game
Calling Directory Enquires.
11 October 2005 – Situations Vacant
Advertising for a nanny to help a footballer – who will apply?
7 October 2005 – Revenge Call
Scott and Chappers put a bank on hold and then connect them to more collagues.
3 October 2005 – Revenge Call
Annoying another Mobile Phone Company by putting them on hold.
6 September 2005 – Takeaway Game
A takeaway game to some pizza places.
1 September 2005 – On Hold
On Hold Game with Abacus Recruitment as part of Radio 1’s Summer Friday Thing.
2 August 2005 – Chappers Phone Game
Chappers plays a phone game during Your Call.
1 August 2005 – Takeaway Game
The first ‘Takeaway Game’ using Chinese takeaways.
1 August 2005 – Automated Phone System
Chappers’ Phone Antics during Your Call.
1 August 2005 – The Takeaway Game: pizza places
The second Takeaway Game, with pizza places.
1 August 2005 – The Takeaway Game: the Aromatic Duck
The Takeaway Game involving confusion over the aromatic duck.
1 August 2005 – The Takeaway Game returns
The long-awaited Takeaway Game returns.
1 August 2005 – The Takeaway Game: Curry in a Hurry
The Takeaway Game with Curry in a Hurry.