March 2016 Podcasts

Title	Description
Ladies Whooo!! 01 Mar 16	Just A poorly Scott today but Charlie Sloth's here to make all the noise in Real Or No Real and we play a special "Ladies Only" Whooo Game.
Vote Toby 04 Mar 16	It's Student Union election season, so Scott and Chris catch up with listener Toby who has recently been voted in as President after pulling together an amazing election video. Plus, has someone stolen Chris' voice to earn some extra money? And find out if Katie Price really did clear a dancefloor in Sunderland with the power of her voice in Real or No Real with Listener Sarah.
How Do I Get A Bird Inside Me Hoose? 07 March 16	Who leaves their bathroom door open when they're naked? More student campaign videos - this time someone thinks channelling Drake will get them elected. A girl called Bellie thinks Scott has the answer to her current life problem. Plus, Real Or No Real offers an insight into what happens on Scott's local high street.
How Many Dates In A Week? 08 March 16	How many dates in a week is acceptable and does owning a pizza oven make you more of a catch? There's more student campaign videos - today someone brings it back to basics. Plus Real Or No Real with Charlie Sloth.
Day In The Life Of A Geezer 09 March 16	It's the return of a musical legend. 5 years on, we've got new material from Stark's mate Sir Dossa. Is Jess Glynne going to be headlining a carvery in Nottingham? Alice Levine finds out in Real Or No Real. Plus, we head to Queen's University Belfast for out next student election campaign video.
Jagerbombs In The Garden Centre 10 Mar 16	Does Scott's cleaner deliberately put the clocks forward in his house so he isn't late for things? Find out in Real Or No Real with Greg James. Listener Charlotte rings in to let us know why you should be heading to your local garden centre on a date. Plus, exciting news on a double dating website.
Driving Test Small Talk 11 Mar 16	Scott and Chris talk about the perils of attempting small talk during a driving test. Scott, somehow reveals more breaking football news. Plus, Real or No Real with a listener!
This new thing - the internet 14 Mar 16	We speak to Katy B ahead of her Radio 1 Live Loung appearance and discuss those annoying times when people fancy someone else in your profile picture, music and TV innacurately relecting everyday jobs and the time Radio 1 discovered the internet.
Deputy Head Boy Scott Mills 15 Mar 16	On today's show, Scott gets some VERY exciting news about The Scott Mills Bridge in Fleet and he revisits his old school and is made the honorary Deputy Head Boy. Chris and his friend 'Fernando' face a tricky dilemma, PLUS find out if Heston Blumenthal really has been sending luxury food hampers to Major Tim Peake in Real or No Real with Charlie Sloth.
Rod... The Curtains! 16 Mar 16	For the rest of time, people will remember where they were on Wednesday 16th March 2016 - the day that the Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet services in Hampshire was officially opened. Chris Stark was there on Scott's behalf to deliver a speech and pull the curtains on the plaque.
The Reviews Are In 17 Mar 16	A mere 24 hours after the opening of The Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services... The reviews are in! Chris is on the hunt for some doner meat, PLUS find out if Radio 1 DJ Huw Stephens really has entered himself in to 'World Pun-Off Championships' in Austin, Texas.
Night Out Apparatus 18 Mar 16	Scott and Chris show you just how cool they really are with another round of 'The Pete Tong Game' - Do you know who CampelPhat are? Plus we find out what weird apparatus you take our on your night out PLUS find out if Louis Tomlinson used to be a big fan of colouring in in Real or No Real with Listener Emily.
Wando's With Brenda 21 Mar 16	On today's show, Scott and Chris are officially invited to the National Kebab Awards AND they'll be presenting an award. We catch up with listener Jonny who has had an absolute 1st date mare, PLUS find out if Danny Howard really has been throwing out branded pies at his gigs in Real or No Real with Greg James.
Meet The Parents 22 Mar 16	On today's show, Scott and Chris find out if having a cardboard cut-out in your 'Judge Rinder' profile picture improves your chances of getting a date. As the Bank Holiday approaches, we find out who's meeting the parents for the first time this weekend, plus the People's Prince Charlie Sloth plays Real or No Real.
Meet & Greet 23 Mar 16	With the news that Justin Bieber is cancelling all of his meet & greets, Chris decided to fill the void and took his own meet & greet service to the streets. It's Bamboleo Wednesday, PLUS find out if out there modern artist, Tracey Emin really has got married to a rock in her garden.
...And The Nominees Are? 24 Mar 16	It's the day after the night before... Scott and Chris gave a speech at The British Kebab Awards, but it didn't quite go to plan. Jen off of LSU has been on and desperately wants help with this year's Exec Song, PLUS find out if a pub made entirely out of chocolate has opened just in time for Easter in Real or No Real with Greg James.

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