Aaron Paul Hears Chris's Business Ideas 03 Mar 14 | Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad is in town talking about his new film, so Chris collars him (without Scott's permission) to pitch some business ideas at him. Could he be Chris's new business partner? (Cos those guys always fare well!) Scott takes a look back through some of the weird ideas he's had which his poor producers have had to pitch to celebrities. Greg plays Real Or No Real with a barely believable fact about Mary Berry. And a brilliant listener is on the phone with an idea for a new game. |
Scott And Chris Are Sticky After Their First Time 05 Mar 14 | Scott and Chris have decided they want to try things they've never done together. Today's it's Chris's turn to try something that he's never done with Scott before, despite the fact that Scott does it all the time. It's getting a spray tan! You can only imagine how stressed Chris got! Also, Alice Levine is in for her first game of Real Or No Real. (She'll hear it on this podcast in two years' time.) And Scott loved last week's Whooooo game so much he calls listener Joe back to demand another game. |
Adam Richman On Innuendo Bingo 06 Mar 14 | Adam Richman from Man vs Food and now Fandemonium (his new TV show) is in to play Innuendo Bingo. Will he get our weird British sense of humour?! Also, Sir Dosser is very excited that Scott's played his song. How deep did Chris's tan go? Why do the simple words "haha" make people freak out? And Greg James plays Real Or No Real. |
All Time Low Keep Themselves Busy 07 Mar 14 | All Time Low tweet that they have an hour to kill in London so Scott gets them into the studio for a chat. They end up recreating Beyonce's Surfboard dance. Gemma Cairney plays Real Or No Real. There's another brilliant student cover version. And Chris has been using a MAN candle. |
Scott Makes Chris His Gilbert 10 Mar 14 | What does "making someone your Gilbert" mean? It's hard to explain, you'll really have to listen. It involves Chris doing a lot of maths and doesn't end well. Also, can you really meet "the one" during a boozy weekend in Watford? Why is Scott still SO obsessed with Cathy Guetta? And has a town in Lancashire really erected a statue of Hayley Cropper? Greg and Chris try to work it out in today's Real Or No Real. |
It's Chris's Birthday 12 Mar 14 | Chris celebrates his eligibility to enter the X-Factor 'overs' category (aka his birthday). Scott's got an amazing new compilation made up of just terrible Uni cover songs. Plus find out what a 'prickmedainty' is when Alice Levine plays Real or No Real. |
Mark Wright's in for Bingo 13 Mar 14 | Alfred (not his real name) has been on - he's fallen in love at first sight with a girl from Spain. Mark Wright's in for Innuendo Bingo. Greg James plays Real or No Real with lots of bat-talk and reverse Coldplay. |
Alfred's back on 14 Mar 14 | Chris has made some disturbing songs about the perils of Grimmy's Sports Relief Challenge. Joe McEldery changes the words to a Beyonce song at a gig. Alfred (off of finding the love of his life in a Spanish nightclub and trying to break up with his girlfriend in England) is back with an update. Scott's found the original Uni campaign video and Danny Howard's on with a dangerous cat for Real or No Real. |
Unlucky Gary's At It Again! 19 Mar 14 | Scott's unfortunate friend, Unlucky Gary, has had yet another incident. It might be the worse one since he threw up on his date's shoes. Alice LeKeen pops along for Real Or No Real and is suddenly quite alluring to Chris for some reason. There's yet another student campaign video. And it's Bamboleo Wednesday... the craze is starting to get out of hand. |
Fernando's Vietnam Rant And Innuendo Bingo 20 Mar 14 | Chris's "good friend" Fernando has another rant to share with us all on the subject of his girlfriend's holiday in Vietnam. Chris brings him in to speak but wants to make it clear that his views are entirely his own! Also, Gemma Cairney plays Innuendo Bingo (eventually!) Greg plays Real Or No Real. And Chris has won an award! (Don't get too excited for him though.) |
A Game of Who's Whoooo? & Chris has a tantrum 21 March 14 | Scott and Chris play a game of Who's Whoohohohohoo with listener Joe, Scott discovers Beer Pong for the very first time and Chris has a bit of an adult tantrum. |
5 Seconds of Summer are on 24 Mar 2014 | Pop sensations 5 Seconds of Summer are in and play 5 Seconds of Snogging. We catch up with listener Alfred to find out if he still thinks he's found The Juan. There's ear wax talk with Greg in Real or No Real. |
Gemma Cairney plays Bingo 25 Mar 2014 | Radio 1's Gemma Cairney's in for Innuendo Bingo and it's a wet one. A listener uses Chris's dating advice on Tinder and finds it working wonders. Charlie Sloth plays Real or No Real. |
Big Mo's been on 26 Mar 2014 | It's Bamboleo Wednesday! Big Mo off of Eastenders is on talking about her club DJ debut tonight. Listeners Will and Mikie text their bosses 'boring, try again' and blame Scott for the consequences. |
Jeff Brazier does Bingo 27 Mar 2014 | Jeff Brazier off The Hub is in for Innuendo Bingo. Big Mo's back on after her DJ debut was a huge success. White Dee's got a rap song. Scott hates public banana eating. Greg plays Real or No Real and learns something about chimpanzees' bottoms. |
Social Media Spring Cleaning 31 Mar 2014 | Scott starts Twitter beef when he starts unfollowing celebs, Benedict Cumberbatch has an awful time interviewing Benedict Cumberbatch, plus Real Or No Real with Greg James! |
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Adam Richman On Innuendo Bingo 06 Mar 14 | Download |
Aaron Paul Hears Chris's Business Ideas 03 Mar 14 | Download |
Scott And Chris Are Sticky After Their First Time 05 Mar 14 | Download |
All Time Low Keep Themselves Busy 07 Mar 14 | Download |
Scott Makes Chris His Gilbert 10 Mar 14 | Download |
It's Chris's Birthday 12 Mar 14 | Download |
Mark Wright's in for Bingo 13 Mar 14 | Download |
Alfred's back on 14 Mar 14 | Download |
Unlucky Gary's At It Again! 19 Mar 14 | Download |
Fernando's Vietnam Rant And Innuendo Bingo 20 Mar 14 | Download |
A Game of Who's Whoooo? & Chris has a tantrum 21 March 14 | Download |
5 Seconds of Summer are on 24 Mar 2014 | Download |
Gemma Cairney plays Bingo 25 Mar 2014 | Download |
Big Mo's been on 26 Mar 2014 | Download |
Jeff Brazier does Bingo 27 Mar 2014 | Download |
Social Media Spring Cleaning 31 Mar 2014 | Download |