| Team Mills On Family Fortunes 03 Feb 14 | Scott's taken Team Mills onto Family Fortunes and they've not had the best time. Scott's given a terrible answer and his Dad has done an impression of an elephant. It's all fine! Also, it's Access All Areas month on Radio 1 and today it's time to get to know Greg James. Chris is lending a helping hand (errrm... cough cough) by booking Greg some public appearances to make him more famous. And Scott's arranged for a Real Or No Real special to be all about Greg himself. |
| Access All Of Scott's Areas! 04 Feb 14 | It's Radio 1's Access All Areas and today it's all about Scott! We've got the microphones live through the WHOLE show, even when the songs are on. It's causing stresssssss! Also for AAA, Scott's invited a listener in to play Innuendo Bingo. |
| Which Member Of The Vamps... Is Tristan From The Vamps? 05 Feb 14 | Scott has become obsessed with online quizes that ask "Which Member Of The Saturdays Are You?", or "Which Member Of Union J Are You?" But are they all rubbish? The only way to find out is to get a member of the band to take the quiz themselves. Scott manages to get hold of Tristan from The Vamps to play "Which Member Of The Vamps Are You?". Also, it's Fearne Cotton day on Access All Areas and there's a Real Or No Real special all about her. Liam from One Direction is listening to the show and enjoying Bamboleo Wednesday. And does Scott have beef with Charlie Sloth? |
| Australia Day! Peter Andre And Chris Lilley 06 Feb 14 | It's Australia Day. (Is it?!) Well it is on this show! Peter Andre is in to play Innuendo Bingo and the amazing Chris Lilley from Summer Heights High is on to chat about his new show, Ja'mie, Private School Girl. Scott's so excited! Plus, Chris is in a ranty mood after Ryan Gosling comes back on the market. Grimmy gets rinsed on Real Or No Real. And Josh from You Me At Six plays an online quiz called Which Member Of You Me At Six Are You? |
| Chris Has An Announcement! 07 Feb 14 | It's been a weird morning for Chris. He's got news about something that's happening on Monday night and he's well excited about it! Scott's come up with a new game to play and it's going to end up with both him and Chris feeling VERY embarrassed. The boys have been on Skream's Radio 1 show to make some weird noises. And Danny Howard comes in to play another Access All Areas special of Real Or No Real. |
| David Guetta's Radical New Song 10 Feb 14 | David Guetta's got a radical new idea for his latest song. It's inspired Scott and Chris to come up with thier own new tracks. Somehow Chris has his own actual TV show tonight. He's getting very stressed about it and things aren't helped by his growing addiction to Flappy Bird. Greg plays another Access All Areas special of Real Or No Real. And have you ever tweeted a celebrity late at night? |
| Enrique Iglesias Innuendo Bingo 11 Feb 14 | Scott can't quite believe that Enrique Iglesias is playing Innuendo Bingo, twitter reviews Chris' TV show and Rhianna off of films steps in for Charlie Sloth in another Access All Areas Real or No Real special. |
| Someone's Kissed Chris! (Or Have They?) 12 Feb 14 | Scott has had a VERY interesting email from a listener. Seems someone had an encounter with Chris at the weekend. Scott has lots of questions to ask. Also, why is Clare Balding going round the Winter Olympics with a shopping trolley (and can we get one?) The most amazing laugh ever from a woman in Scotland. More Access All Areas facts about the Radio 1 and 1Xtra presenters in another Real Or No Real Special. All that, and the drama of whether Scott's throat will last all the way through Bamboleo Wednesday! |
| Fearne Bingo And Fake Chris 13 Feb 14 | Scott's finally persuaded Fearne Cotton to play Innuendo Bingo. It's her first time in years! Chris gives her a soaking despite her being desperate to stay dry. Plus, Scott's tracked down Fake Chris, the guy our listener Suzy pulled at the weekend who turned out to NOT be Chris Stark, despite appearances. What's he got to say for himself? Will Poulter off'uv films is on the phone. We help him write his speech in case he wins a BAFTA on Sunday. Scott tells a story about a time he kissed a girl (really). And Greg is in for Real Or No Real. Does the boss of Radio 1 follow his presenters on Twitter, and is Fiona from the Breakfast Show as strong as an Ox? |
| The Homes Under The Hammer Game is back! 14 Feb 14 | Scott plays The Homes Under The Hammer Game and Fernando pops in with a Valentines day problem. |
| Breaking News: Puddles Narrowly Avoided! 17 Feb 14 | Lauren Goodger & a puddle inspire a get rich quick scheme for Chris. Plus we reveal some of our weird All Staff Emails, from coconuts to cereal! Greg is in for Real Or No Real. Plus, Chris tells us why you might want to take a picture of your dog to the hairdressers. It's one of those sort of shows! |
| Diags And Lauren Pope Innuendo Bingo 18 Feb 14 | It's an awkward one! Lauren Pope from The Only Way Is Essex comes in with new TOWIE star, Diags, to play Innuendo Bingo but she's not quite thought ahead and is a bit over dressed for the occassion. A tricky few minutes ensue! Plus, Charlie Sloth and Mini-Charlie Sloth drop in for a Brits themed Innuendo Bingo. More brilliant All Staff Emails from your work places, unis and colleges. And Scott's friend sounds ridiclously like a celebrity. |
| Help! I Sound Like Sarah Mellican 19 Feb 14 | Some of Scott's listeners reckon their actual every day voice sounds like a celebrity. They're on the phone to test their voices out with Scott and Chris. Someone thinks they sound like Sarah Mellican while someone else thinks they sounds like Sam Bailey. It's the day of The Brits which is always a tough one as lots of bad memories come to light for Scott. And Chris has news from the Winter Olympics which will please fans of the annual mens' semis joke from Wimbledon. |
| Post-Brits Mills Chats To Rochelle From The Saturdays 20 Feb 14 | Scott and Chris had a lovely night at The Brits yesterday, as you may be able to tell. Rochelle from The Saturdays plays the "Which Member Of The Saturdays Are You?" quiz. Alex Turner has been talking all sorts of nonsense. Chris has been winding Scott up big time about his trip on the tube. And Greg comes in with his bag of hangover treats to play a VERY professional game of Real Or No Real. |
| Julia Bradbury On Innuendo Bingo 21 Feb 14 | Chris dons a Headcam for Bingo with Countryfile's Queen of Innuendo, Julia Bradbury. She's provided some of our favourite clips on the game and now she's in the chair to get a taste of her own medicine! It's Access All Areas month so the boys have to do the show wearing a headcam that can see a little more than they'd hoped. Chris has had a late night accident and he's worried it's going to cause Scott some trouble. Danny Howard plays a Winter Olympics Real Or No Real. And does Curling have its own rom com?? |
| Sun, Sex And Suspicious Kids 24 Feb 14 | Scott's had a call from a listener who is a little worried about what his parents might be getting up to on holiday. Is this a new TV show in the making? We think Clare Balding might have been working too hard out at the Winter Olympics. She's started talking to the trolley. Chris finds out Martin Garrix is 17 and digs out the music he was making when he was 17. Real Or No Real with Greg James reveals that Scott is trying to airbrush someone out of history. And why were Scott and Chris on Sunday Brunch this weekend? |
| "What is better than a schnitzel?" 25 Feb 2014 | Chris is worried we're running out of music again and everything's starting to sound the same. Huw Stephens is in for Innuendo Bingo and Scott's been listening to loads of uncomfortable foreign interviews with popstars. Plus there's a bit of K-Pop and Charlie Sloth reveals a new catchphrase on Real or No Real. |
| "I'm The New Masterjams!" 26 Feb 14 | One of the listeners in the Access All Areas studio has been set up for a fall by his friends. We arrange for him to get his own back by pretending he's been given his own Radio 1 show. It all goes wrong when he says he's "the new Masterjams". Whooooooo?! Plus, our new favourite track from Pete Tong's record box. Are Cee-lo and Bruno Mars actually the same person? Real Or No Real with Scott playing himself! And it's Bamboleo Wednesday! |
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| Team Mills On Family Fortunes 03 Feb 14 | Download |
| Access All Of Scott's Areas! 04 Feb 14 | Download |
| Which Member Of The Vamps... Is Tristan From The Vamps? 05 Feb 14 | Download |
| Australia Day! Peter Andre And Chris Lilley 06 Feb 14 | Download |
| Chris Has An Announcement! 07 Feb 14 | Download |
| David Guetta's Radical New Song 10 Feb 14 | Download |
| Someone's Kissed Chris! (Or Have They?) 12 Feb 14 | Download |
| Enrique Iglesias Innuendo Bingo 11 Feb 14 | Download |
| Fearne Bingo And Fake Chris 13 Feb 14 | Download |
| The Homes Under The Hammer Game is back! 14 Feb 14 | Download |
| Breaking News: Puddles Narrowly Avoided! 17 Feb 14 | Download |
| Diags And Lauren Pope Innuendo Bingo 18 Feb 14 | Download |
| Help! I Sound Like Sarah Mellican 19 Feb 14 | Download |
| Post-Brits Mills Chats To Rochelle From The Saturdays 20 Feb 14 | Download |
| Julia Bradbury On Innuendo Bingo 21 Feb 14 | Download |
| Sun, Sex And Suspicious Kids 24 Feb 14 | Download |
| "What is better than a schnitzel?" 25 Feb 2014 | Download |
| I'm The New Masterjams 26 Feb 14 | Download |
