“Sorry to disappoint you.”
“If anyone’s got a pony… that’s what Scott looks like this morning.”
“We are all of us pilgrims.”
Early Morning Faithfuls & Weekend Catch-Ups
Scott opened the show admitting he had “absolutely nothing to report” from the weekend beyond staying in with his dog, eating food and watching TV—“and I loved it.” He welcomed in the half‑six faithfuls with a chilly start but the promise of warmer weather later in the week. Messages rolled in immediately, including one listener walking the dog early before a wine‑tasting trip to London and another saying, “You help me get out of bed on a daily basis with a positive mindset.”
The show had the familiar cosy Monday feel, with Scott easing everyone into a new week and hinting at entertainment news coming later, including who would be on BBC One seeing in the New Year. In true Breakfast style, it all began with warmth, gentle teasing, and plenty of listeners sharing their Monday morning situations.
Tina Daheley, Ellie Mix-Ups & Bobbie’s Return
Scott confessed he believed both Tina Daheley and Ellie Brennan were on annual leave—only to find Tina unexpectedly in the studio: “Sorry to disappoint you.” It sparked the first chaotic moment of the morning as they compared rotas and joked about who was supposed to be there. Tina explained she’d been blurry‑eyed at 4am and briefly thought Scott’s Instagram photo showed him on Strictly, prompting laughter across the studio.
Conversation quickly turned to Tina’s night out at the Royal Opera House watching The Nutcracker. Bobbie Pryor joined in, teasing Tina with, “Is that you in the tutu?” which set the playful tone for the rest of the hour.
Also in the mix was Scott speculating that Tina and Ellie might be filming Race Across the World together, before realising, “That would take more than one day, though, wouldn’t it?” The trio shared the comfortable chaos that long‑time listeners adore.
And because Bobbie Pryor was back—Scott’s “afternoon confidant and friend for two years”—the nostalgia flowed. Scott credited her with helping him “navigate the new waters of Radio 2,” including something as simple but crucial as showing him how to turn the studio heating up.
Mystic Bobbie & The Audi Reveal
With Bobbie unexpectedly in the studio, Scott revived the much‑loved “Mystic Bobbie” segment. Bobbie claimed she could still tell what car someone drove simply by their voice. She focused on Tina’s aura and announced, “I’m seeing a huge grill… like one of those sharks. And four rings.” Tina gasped—it was correct. A modern Audi SUV.
Scott was stunned, and listeners piled in to add to the comedy: “We all know Tina drives a transit van with ‘Tina’s Independent Traders’ written on the side.” Another listener joked that Bobbie comparing Scott to a horse “made my day.”
Scott, always up for self‑deprecating humour, leaned into it, singing “My Little Pony” while Bobbie explained his hairstyle: “If you cut their forelock too short… that’s what Scott looks like this morning.”
Mystic Bobbie’s powers proved again to be iconic Breakfast Show magic, creating a long, funny moment that set social media alight.
Stir-Up Sunday Chaos & Listener Texts
Scott admitted he’d only learned about Stir‑Up Sunday after seeing Jamie Oliver post about it: “This is brand new to me.” Tina, Bobbie and listeners all jumped in to discuss Christmas pudding traditions, microwave shortcuts, and family rituals.
One message read: “My husband spent two hours cracking walnuts yesterday.” Scott replied instantly: “What you do in the comfort of your own home, Julian Northwich, is absolutely fine by me.”
Listeners confirmed Stir‑Up Sunday had indeed featured on The Archers, leading Scott to declare, “Of course they have.” It became a lovely pocket of British‑ness, mixing baking, nostalgia, and a dash of teasing.
And it only got better when someone claimed Christmas pudding tasted the same microwaved—Scott doubling down with: “Nobody can tell the difference.”
Nativity Season, Pause For Thought & Trey Hall’s Reflection
As schools move into nativity mode, Scott invited parents and teachers to share costume news. He then trailed the top 10 assembly hymns—revealing later that “Shine, Jesus Shine” took the number one spot, while “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” only managed number nine.
Trey Hall joined for Pause for Thought, giving one of the most moving reflections of the morning. Standing by the Thames where the Mayflower once departed, he said he saw the pilgrims “as humans, children clinging to their parents… whispering prayers for a safer life.” Trey delivered the powerful line, “We are all of us pilgrims,” a highlight quote from the show.
Scott thanked him warmly before moving back into Monday’s playlist.
The Easiest Quiz: The Callums vs. 7:41
Two Callums from the Isle of Man joined Scott for the return of the Easiest Quiz. One Callum insisted they had “cracked the code,” believing the quiz always ended at 7:41. Scott leaned into the theory with delight.
The pair revealed that one of them had won the TT four times—news Scott admitted he had not realised. Listeners immediately texted in to praise having “a legend of the TT” on the show.
But the quiz itself collapsed spectacularly when Callum answered “navigation” to “What do you use a compass for?” and the line dropped. Scott sighed, “Oh God. Did that just happen?”
Despite pleas, the quiz awarded only three points. Scott joked that not even the grovelling would “drag out to 7:41.”
And listeners loved it—one message asking whether the quiz had “time to nip to the shops.”
Strictly Christmas: Mel Blatt Joins the Line-Up
The big 8am reveal was the news that All Saints icon Mel Blatt will dance in the Strictly Christmas Special.
Scott shouted, “No way, not Melanie Platt from All Saints!” Mel replied, “Yes, from the 90s, ’tis I.” The interview was warm, chaotic and full of nostalgia.
Mel admitted, “All my life” she’d wanted to do Strictly, though she was “extremely nervous.” She revealed Kai Widdrington is her partner: “There’s someone out there really sweating right now.” She joked she feared being dressed “as a Christmas pudding,” asking, “Can Christmas puddings be sexy?”
Scott revisited her documentary Girl Bands Forever, praising her honesty. Mel said: “If somebody asks me a question, I’m going to answer it… I’ve got a mouth on me.” She reflected on All Saints’ early fame: “We were so young and naïve… the innocence gets taken away pretty quickly.”
The interview ended with talk of her gourmet burger business—Scott admitting he couldn’t believe she still “had to bake [her] burgers at night.”
Girl Bands Forever & Mel’s Big Reveal
Scott used the moment to celebrate Girl Bands Forever, describing it as a vital deep dive into the 90s and 00s. Mel said she was “so pleased I did it,” adding, “I’m proud of us.”
She talked about the pressures of success: “There’s a price that comes with that sort of success… but it’s all good now.”
And in a lovely aside, Scott revealed Jonathan Bailey from Wicked “absolutely loved” the documentary—something Mel said she had also seen.
New Year’s Eve Announcement: Ronan Keating Takes the Stage
In a huge moment, Scott counted down from ten to one before revealing the 2025/26 BBC One New Year’s Eve performer: Ronan Keating.
Ronan opened with, “It’s me, Ronan Keating!” and said he was “truly honoured” to front the show. Scott praised his Radio 2 in the Park performance, which Ronan called “one of my favourite performances I’ve done.”
He described New Year at home: “We don’t do parties… we just enjoy being in the house.” But said he was thrilled to celebrate with “millions across the UK.”
Ronan promised “incredible guests” and joked, “All one of them,” when Scott teased him about his hits. Scott insisted: “There are loads!”
Ronan also confirmed he’ll join Scott in the studio before Christmas.
Around the Grounds: Travel & Sports Chat
Bobbie delivered travel updates all morning, showing she hasn’t lost her rhythm despite being in the wrong studio at the wrong time. Her reports covered everything from Blackwall Tunnel closures to the chaos on the M6.
Matty Nixon covered sport, focusing on the North London derby. He shared the clip of Arsenal’s hat‑trick hero Eberechi Eze and noted Aston Villa’s rise into the top four.
As always, this blend of information and humour kept the show moving at pace.
Listener Reviews of Wicked For Good
Scott encouraged kids under 10 to send voice reviews of the new Wicked film. He played Izzy from Guernsey saying, beautifully, “I have been changed for good.”
Ella, age 10, sent a written review rating it “10 out of 10.”
Scott also shared the viral video of Jeff Goldblum singing “Popular” in someone’s kitchen, saying simply: “We love you, Jeffinator.”
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