My Name Is Tyler

KYLE IS A RESPECTBUL MAN ND THER4 DUS NT SLEP WIF RNDUM GURLS!! HE WIL GT MY AUTOGRAF ND HV SUM DRINKS ND A DNCE ARUND ND DEN HE WIL LEVE WIF HIS FRENDS DAT R BOYS!!!!!!!! ND HE WONT SLEP WIF ANY1!!!!!!!!

i shal giv kyle my adres nd he shl post the paper wif the autograf for me to me.

he wil NT be precupd. he wil fink of me wen he sees todlat nd gt the autograf be4 he gets 2 drunk. he wil hide it in a sepshal place so he remembas.

wht?!?!?!

helo. im onlin.

um.

wht?

u actully KNW todlat? woooooooow.

get me an autograf plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz

i will lurvvveeeeeee u 4eva.... (bt todla more)

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

im nt 2 sure i lik arunwtch. i am a madman in it. nd iny gets u. it shoud b dat us 2 gt 2getha. hw cn i nt hav u in reel life OR arunland?

nd um wel. um. ye. um wel.

i thnk ur hotr dan dat guy inys on abut

hm. um. wel. it sunds crp. nd um cos. i am gay.

Oh. U r luky.

Ooh. Tht sund crp.

Hw much gay peps do u no?

Ooh. Um. Wel. Ye. Um. But septmbre id rely late. Ur sö lucky.... erm. Afro? Do u wnt 2 now a secrt bot me? It is 2 do wif afros. I shal send u onn pervate mesage. Um. Ye. Comunicationgs? Why? Whts dat?

Umm. Yay! Umm. Dat sunds gd! Wht u doin at uni. I wnt 2 b a hairdreser. Im actully finkin of dyin my hair purpul. Hav u ever died ur hair? Or hs it alwys bn shavd lik it is in ur foto? I am lokin forword to my first yer of hi skl. Im jst boout fed up of the hols. We strt on wednsday. Wen do u?

Im soz. Oh no.

Oh. Umm. Just cos. U kno. Um. R u in a huffmobl wif me? Plz dnt b. I rely lik u. Im nt tryn 2 b nasty. Y r u bn nasty? I cnt help bn cli8ngy. Im alwys lik dis wif gys i lik. Jst ask iny. M. I cnt chang. Soz. Ill stop sen stuf if u wnt me 2. Ill tok bout u if u wont. Umm... r 7u exitd bout uni? Soz dat ws week. I jst cnt cum up wif anyfing. Im soz. Is it cos i use txt spek? Im soz. Il stp if u wnt. Is it cos im rich? Dat sux.

Yay! Ermm u didnt ansur my query. DO U HAV A GIRLF! i askd iny bt she just said 'hahahahahaha, oh u twerp.' nd so i askd hur agen nd she clamd she didnt no. i forgt my passwurd on fb. nd i wrot de rong emal adres so9 its nt sendn me a new one. i i misd out a letr. it was fantaby. i got askd out on the first dah! by a gurl tho. um nd de hotel ws nics. it had 2 ensyt bathroms. i dnt no why. it hd a nics lamp 2. nd stuff. it hd a tv. i went 2 a 4d cinema. u coud fel stuf. ive alredy sen lots of moves not out her yet. i sen tooy stry 3 nd scot pilgrm vs wurld. dat ws funy. and stuf. im nt telin u the rest til u reply NNOW! xxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s: im nt ben clingy ur just bein loose.

Am nt ben clingky? Rite? Gd. Umm wht r u doin? R u buyin stuff? Or sumfin? I dun stuf. 2day i cam off of a plan. I was stuck ther 4 12 hurs. It ws a big plain. First clas obv. Nd it was big. It had restronts nd stuf. Umm so wht iny bn se8iin bout me? Nefin gd? U no umm inys burfday ws 11th i fink nd um i cald hur nd told hur 2 giv u a messag seyin hey bbe wen i pass ova lundun i will be within about some hundrd metres abuve u! I wus on the edge of my seet finkin bout it on the plain. Were u?

U new i ws bk rite? Iny told u rite? Did she? If u new den u shoodve ben all online all day wetin 4 me. I misd u. Did u mis me.?

Kyle i wil fukin go off if u dnt reply

Erm.. plz reply i rely mis spekin 2 u kyle. Umm ye i 4gt my fb pass um. Ye so wht u bn up 2?

Hey bbe im bk umm i cnt gt in2 my fb so lets tok on her. I hv alot for 2 tell u, bbe so cum online NW Plz. i hav a tan. well its orange nd pely bt i put fak tan ova it. iny ses it loks lik my momy fukd a wotsit bt she cn go suk a .. cnyway hws it ben goin? ur stil singul, rite? u btr b..

Hey sexii :* xxxxxxxxxxx

im levin 2mozz nd pakin tody...... so ye. erm. ye. will mis u all. all my fans... shit times.... yepp yepp nd also omg im pakn all my fings. omg mums nt letnn me tak me iPod and iPad nd iMac (which i woodnt b able 2 fit anywayzz cos its a comptr) nd MacBooks nd stuff so yeye. will tok 2 u again in seven weeks... dnt say any sht bout me whil im gon.... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oooooh< i go on hols 2 ny EVRY sumer! lolz 4 the cmp.... ud lik it. its kl. lods of sexi bys. wel i lik dem anywayz.....

Yes i cn dnce. Kind of lol. I cn folo corografy u no bt im no diverdty i cnt mak it up. Nd i cnt rely act. Im rely onli ther for the singin. Im realy gd i go propa hhi! I cn lik do opera. Lik dat dude dat dus de snowman song u no? Nd leeds isnt a holz? Is it? Erm. Nd erm i cood neva work in a supermrkt. Nt gd enuf pay 4 me lolz. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes i cn sing. Erm. I sed i ws off 4 seven wks. U didnt listen. > nd erm wer u off 2? nd oh gd inys pissn me off on fb shes soo annoyn! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx nd am sure sainsburys is gr8 wif u there xx

Y r u nt rplin? U in a hufmobil? Xxxxxxxx

Septmbr? Dnt u hv uni or sumfin 2g2? Im off to perfrmn arts sumer camp in nyc for seven weeks. I leave on satrdy. wnt b able 2 tok 2 u as ofen. :( were r u off 2? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy