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The Magic Mullet

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  1. I seem to remember Aled making a huge announcement to get every Chris Moyles listener on board to watch a live stream from the studio. I wouldn't say the whole 'act' is exclusive to Scott Mills. And at least this differs from that.

    It's a youth station anyway. You're supposed to be in touch with your target audience. If you want men talking at you like they're over 30 then maybe Radio 2 is the right station for you?

    The bit in bold I agree with completely, and all daytime DJs (Whiley, Cox, Bowman, Moyles, Cotton.. etc) are all guilty of it, and I know they have to aim for their target audience, which largely are students who adore the concept of "look what i'm doing, give me a medal!".

    But hey, I don't listen to Radio 1 all that often, just 10 minutes while walking to work, depending on whether or not I can actually get a signal.

  2. I mean, he's what, 32, 33? And he's still trying to act like a student.

    "Look, i'm in my flat, there's lots of people, in my flat, with me, in me flat. We're all crazy, y'know in my flat. Me, working from home in my flat, just how crazy can I be? Oh my God, there's cameras in my flat, so you can watch me, in my flat! I can eat cornflakes and everything. In my flat. Imagine it!"

  3. On about the couples + 1 programme...

    Mills - "The show pointed out that the 2 girls were Librarians..."

    "Are you sure they didn't mean something else ending in 'ians'" comes the reply from Chapman, barely able to surpress his own mirth.

    Yes Mark, yes. They meant it. Although there was no need to point it out you went and did it anyway, well done, have a sweetie.

    Jesus H...

  4. The thing that annoyed me so very muchly about Jo Whiley was the 'Live Lounge on Tour' week when she was with the Kooks.

    "Ok i'm with The Kooks, and we're in the kitchen cooking some eggs. Me, with the kooks, and some eggs. Ohhh god we can't find a spactula now, imagine that! Me with the kooks in the kitchen and we can't find a spactula!!! ME!!! AND THE KOOKS!!! EGGS!!!!. Did I mention i'm with The Kooks? I know loads of famous people I do, like the Kooks! ME KNOW LOADS!! Ohh Gorrrrd he still cant find a spactula! Someone find a bucket quick before I pee myself."

  5. Good Afternoon,

    I have come to the conclusion that Mark 'Chappers' Chapman eats butter and only butter. I think i'm just basing this on the way he talks and the fact that he looks like a bit of a yokel.

    I can't put my finger on a more precise reason but I have come to the conclusion that Chappers eats butter and only butter. I reckon he loves it.

    In fact, I believe he looks like this when he feasts:

    chappers.jpg

    Has anyone else had the feeling that Chappers eats butter and only butter?

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