The Magic Mullet

The bit in bold I agree with completely, and all daytime DJs (Whiley, Cox, Bowman, Moyles, Cotton.. etc) are all guilty of it, and I know they have to aim for their target audience, which largely are students who adore the concept of "look what i'm doing, give me a medal!". But hey, I don't listen to Radio 1 all that often, just 10 minutes while walking to work, depending on whether or not I can actually get a signal.

Sorry old bean, there was something about trolling which confused me slightly and I completely missed your post. One sec..

It was on the radio on my way into work. I just thought i'd offer a counter view to the "OMG hez havin a wee!" posts...

People not allowed an opinion? I don't think i've actually posted on that site in the last 6 months either.

I mean, he's what, 32, 33? And he's still trying to act like a student. "Look, i'm in my flat, there's lots of people, in my flat, with me, in me flat. We're all crazy, y'know in my flat. Me, working from home in my flat, just how crazy can I be? Oh my God, there's cameras in my flat, so you can watch me, in my flat! I can eat cornflakes and everything. In my flat. Imagine it!"

I remember doing that with a '2Unlimited' tape about 12 years ago. I felt so naughty.

On about the couples + 1 programme... Mills - "The show pointed out that the 2 girls were Librarians..." "Are you sure they didn't mean something else ending in 'ians'" comes the reply from Chapman, barely able to surpress his own mirth. Yes Mark, yes. They meant it. Although there was no need to point it out you went and did it anyway, well done, have a sweetie. Jesus H...

The thing that annoyed me so very muchly about Jo Whiley was the 'Live Lounge on Tour' week when she was with the Kooks. "Ok i'm with The Kooks, and we're in the kitchen cooking some eggs. Me, with the kooks, and some eggs. Ohhh god we can't find a spactula now, imagine that! Me with the kooks in the kitchen and we can't find a spactula!!! ME!!! AND THE KOOKS!!! EGGS!!!!. Did I mention i'm with The Kooks? I know loads of famous people I do, like the Kooks! ME KNOW LOADS!! Ohh Gorrrrd he still cant find a spactula! Someone find a bucket quick before I pee myself."

Good Afternoon, I have come to the conclusion that Mark 'Chappers' Chapman eats butter and only butter. I think i'm just basing this on the way he talks and the fact that he looks like a bit of a yokel. I can't put my finger on a more precise reason but I have come to the conclusion that Chappers eats butter and only butter. I reckon he loves it. In fact, I believe he looks like this when he feasts: Has anyone else had the feeling that Chappers eats butter and only butter?