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Specials
Euro 2016 Commentary
Listen back and download the BBC Red Button alternative Euro 2016 commentary from Scott Mills and Chris Stark. Many thanks to Jacob_ for uploading to the Unofficial Mills forums.
World Cup Commentary
The alternative World Cup commentary provided by Chris Stark and Scott Mills on the BBC Red Button. Friday 13 June – Audio of live coverage of the opening game of group B between Spain and the Netherlands featuring alternative commentary from BBC Radio 1's Scott Mills and Chris Stark. The match looks to be an exciting repeat of 2010's World Cup final. Tuesday 17 June – Radio 1's Scott Mills and Chris Stark provide alternative commentary for the 2014 World Cup as hosts Brazil face Mexico at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza. With thanks to CharlieGarratt (Radio1Beats on our forum) for uploading these.
Tap End Unplugged
Phil Taggart and Alice Lavine accommodate a very special late night 24 Years at the Tap End which will never make a Scott Mills Daily Podcast. Prepare for scenes of a sexual nature as we find out exactly what happened to Chris that time in Prague.
2025
Tina loses it over AI travel dig – 20 November 2025
When Scott launched into the EastEnders-style flash-forward sketch and introduced “Robot Ellie”, Tina completely fell apart on air, unable to stop laughing as the robot described charging its batteries by asking a stranger for help on a bus. By the time Scott said, “Tina, Tina, it’s not that funny. My job’s at stake here,” she was already crying with laughter, and when he told her she could leave the studio, she gasped, “I need to go somewhere… I need to pass out,” before dissolving again into uncontrollable giggles. Moments later, Scott added, “We’ve broken Tina; I’ve never heard her like that, have you?” — and she was gone.
2013
Beccy is going home – 18th January 2013
Beccy Chris and Scott are today's participants in Greg James' Going Home song!
2012
The Perfect Christmas Single – 10th December 2012
A free download featuring Scott Beccy and Chris performing 'The Perfect Christmas Single'.
2010
The Baseballs Football Jingle – 18th June 2010
A jingle devised just for Scott's football party.
Big Mo farts on Eastenders – 16th June 2010
Big Mo has a curry and causes an eruption on Eastenders.
Scott's new cooking obsession – 8th June 2010
Scott's got a new cooking obsession. She makes recipes seem simple and she uses some of his lingo. It's Julia Child. She's an actual cooking goddess.
The girl who doesn't like surprises – 20th January 2010
You know what it's like you don't like surprises and plot twists on the television so what do you do? It turns out a lot of Scott's listeners are the same. Plus there's a mention for the Unofficial Mills website.
2009
Chappers' Last Show – 24th December 2009
The news is announced that Chappers is leaving and we find out all about his new book where he's off to next and what he'll be up to over Christmas. Also find out how he exited the show before 10am.
The Best of Chappers – 24th December 2009
Beccy compiles a 'best of' Chappers montage for his last show.
Scott is too honest on the Review Show – 8th December 2009
Scott's a bit too honest on Nihal's review show… he lets out a rude word.
Scott's Subo Angel – 8th December 2009
Scott has sent Unofficial Mills shots of his Susan Boyle angel. "She loves it up there" says Beccy.
Loose Women mention Scott Mills – 23rd October 2009
Loose Women mention Scott Mills and his Robbie Williams interview.
The 'I Love You' Game continues – 24th September 2009
First it was Jonathan Wills on ITV Anglia. Now it's Fred Dinenage's turn on ITV Meridian to get involved. Isn't he cheating? Also how many people on Stupid Street will respond with 'I love you' in today's Oh What's Occurring?
A recap of this week's shows – 18th September 2009
Inspired by Chris Moyles' Jaguar Skills mix here's a recap of this week's Scott Mills shows.
Beccy's Off! – 15th September 2009
Beccy's away on holiday so Scott rolls out the clips of her.
Local Radio Beef – 15th September 2009
A local radio presenter has some beef with Scott after his DJ set at Butlins in Bognor Regis.
A recap of this week's shows – 11th September 2009
Inspired by Chris Moyles' Jaguar Skills mix here's a recap of this week's Scott Mills shows.
Chappers goes missing in Coxy's show – 4th September 2009
Sara Cox fills in for Edith Bowman and Chappers goes missing during the 3.30 sports bulletin. Sara is left to provide the sports news.
Emmerdale What's Occurring – 15th July 2009
Terry from Emmerdale has a try at fitting 'What's Occurring' into his script. But is he asking what's occurring or is he asking Bob if he wants a curry?
Fun Camera – 8th July 2009
Scott's got hold of another fun camera – this time from the Download festival in Donnington.
The Annual Men's Semis Gag – 3rd July 2009
Chappers' annual men's semis gag returns for another year.
Where the heck is Zane Lowe? – 1st July 2009
Zane Lowe has gone to Italy to listen to new Muse tracks so won't be with us for four days. Is he aware of MP3 technology?
The Hoff's on a boat – 23rd June 2009
The Hoff makes a confusing call to Scott while on a speed boat.
Barry Island Texter – 19th June 2009
The Barry Island texter is back on doots with more jokes!
Get Your Own Back – 18th June 2009
Chris Stark first appears on The Scott Mills Show. He feels a childhood injustice has happened surrounding his appearance on 'Get Your Own Back'. It's time to call Dave Benson-Phillips…
Teaching yourself English the American way – 26th May 2009
Americans on YouTube are teaching their fellow people how to put on an English accent. But as Scott explains the outcome hasn't been very successful.
The Rasmus Toaster – 26th May 2009
One listener calls in after hearing The Rasmus on Radio 1 believing their toaster plays the first part of 'In The Shadows'.
Learning English the Japanese way – 13th May 2009
Scott and the team learn English the Japanese way – through a series of helpful YouTube songs.
Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009 trail – 9th April 2009
Listen in to Radio 1 on Tuesday morning to hear the line-up for this year Radio 1's Big Weekend.
Wing's new album – 9th April 2009
Wing has some samples of her new album to give to Scott.
Girls that sell gifts from their ex-partners – 7th April 2009
Girls are now selling their presents jewellery and rings online from ex-partners in a bitter bid to get rid of their history. The girls from the office voice some of the advertisements on this website.
Scott on Radio Scotland – 6th April 2009
Scott appears on Radio Scotland talking about his television appearance with The Hoff.
Scott's a pianist – 6th April 2009
Scott slips up announcing that he's a pianist. Cut down for a ringtone here.
The Hoff calls in – 6th April 2009
The Hoff calls in to the show to talk about 'The Hoff: When Scott Came To Stay' which airs on Living TV tonight.
Matt Fincham makes an admission – 25th March 2009
What was supposed to be a Big Weekend trailer was actually just a trick to make Matt Fincham admit his secret love for his best friend's mother.
Show and Tell – 25th March 2009
Beccy's brings Tim Minchin to the table Chappers has some finger drums and Scott wins again with his advertisement films from the 1950s.
A Shower Cap Hairdryer – 24th March 2009
One listener calls in to talk about a shower cap that is also a hairdryer. Chappers is in disbelief.
Hire The Paparazzis – 23rd March 2009
Want to be hounded by the paparazzi all day? Now you can!
Lily Allen is to play Swindon – 23rd March 2009
Chris Moyles accidentally lets slip that Lily Allen will play this year.
Show and Tell – 18th March 2009
Scott brings in a metal detector as part of the first ever 'Show and Tell' on Radio 1.
It's Swindon – 17th March 2009
Chris Moyles announces that Swindon will be the venue for Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009.
Having a poo at 10 Downing Street – 6th March 2009
As you may have heard yesterday Scott met Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street. But as it turned out he'd not just used his toilet for a wee – he'd done a number two!
Meeting Gordon Brown – 5th March 2009
Gordon Brown has summoned Scott so he's got his best suit on… and some very dodgy shoes!
The traumas of massive ears – 19th February 2009
The bloke with the massive ears off of Chile is back on again today to talk… ears! Here's his last e-mail
The BRITs 2009 – Alan Carr – 18th February 2009
Alan Carr is the first celebrity on the red carpet at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Alesha Dixon – 18th February 2009
She's got a man with two left feet! Alesha Dixon talks to Scott backstage at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Alexandra Burke – 18th February 2009
The latest X Factor winner – Alexandra Burke – talks to Edith at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Duffy – 18th February 2009
Duffy talks to Edith Bowman at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Edith – 18th February 2009
Edith joins Scott in his backstage cupboard at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Estelle – 18th February 2009
Estelle talks to Edith Bowman at the BRITs 2009 and her collaboration with The Ting Tings.
The BRITs 2009 – Greg James – 18th February 2009
Greg James and Scott have a chat at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Jason Orange – 18th February 2009
Scott talks to Jason Orange at the BRIT Awards 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Joe Calzaghe – 18th February 2009
Joe Calzaghe talks to Radio 1 at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Lady Gaga – 18th February 2009
Lady Gaga talks to Scott Mills backstage at the BRITs 2009. Will she remember him?
The BRITs 2009 – Matt and James – 18th February 2009
James Corden and Matt Horne talk to Scott backstage at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Pet Shop Boys – 18th February 2009
The Pet Shop Boys talk to Scott at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Scouting For Girls – 18th February 2009
They're so lovely! Scouting For Girls talk to Scott at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – The Hoff – 18th February 2009
David Hasselhoff is back on Radio 1 and talks to Scott at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – The Ting Tings – 18th February 2009
The Ting Tings talk to Edith at the BRITs 2009.
The BRITs 2009 – Will Young – 18th February 2009
David Hasselhoff and Will Young interview each other backstage at the BRITs 2009.
Chappers is on a roll – 11th February 2009
Chappers is on a roll in Newsbeat today when he slags off his co-workers and jokes about ITV1 cutting off the football for an advert.
Scott's CPR techniques – 9th February 2009
The team discuss CPR techniques. It's a medical lesson for us all!
Scott's Filofax – 9th February 2009
Scott has been given a filofax off of the eighdees. Listen to how he works his magic by finding random dates here!
More from the Barry Island texter – 6th February 2009
It's day two of the Barry Island texter as the Posh Radio 4 reads out more of his friendly messages.
The Barry Island texter – 5th February 2009
Scott's favourite texter is off of Barry Island and makes little sense at all. But when the Posh Radio 4 Lady reads out those texts they suddenly become a lot funnier. rnrnThere's more here plus there's some in Dear Scott. Plus Scott calls Radio 1 Reception with clips in Oh What's Occurring.
Air Freshener Adverts – 26th January 2009
Scott's found another strange advert on the box at the moment and can't quite understand why the kid wants to do a poo at Paul's house. Do you know why?
Feel Good Tapes – 26th January 2009
Scott and Chappers try to make you feel good with their own version of a tape that makes you feel good about yourself.
German TV – 7th January 2009
Scott investigates further into the wonders of German television.
Matthew's Party – 6th January 2009
Hear the consequences of informing a neighbour about your house warming party! Starring Greg James and Huw Stephens.
2008
A look back at Wing at the Big Weekend – 25th December 2008
Fearne and Reggie look back at the highlights of Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008. Here they play out more of Wing. rnrnCheck back here to listen to more from Wing on Radio 1!
German TV – 22nd December 2008
Scott proves that German television (particularly the dubbed stuff) is actually amazin'!
Chappers fluffs up Newsbeat – 15th December 2008
Scott puts off Chappers during the sports bulletin and he ends up forcing Debbie to read the news!
Hardcore Christmas Songs – 12th December 2008
If you thought Basshunter's attempts at Jingles Bells is bad check out these classics from Radio 1 DJ Kutski.
Fraser's Mistake – 27th November 2008
Fraser – Scott's flatmate – makes a mistake when he writes in a leaving card.
French Accents – 27th November 2008
Scott proves the French love it when you try to talk their language.
The X Factor Muppets Special – 26th November 2008
The muppets to take part in an X Factor special? Scott investigates.
Amy's Mum – 17th November 2008
Ever felt your mum is slightly overprotective of you? She probably has nothing on Amy's mum who leaves the strangest voicemails ever! Listen to Scott playing out of some them here.
The Coolest Choir Ever! – 14th November 2008
Scott tracks down the coolest choir ever!
Dizzee Rascal for PM – 6th November 2008
Dizzee Rascal appears on last night's Newsnight.
Public Service Announcements – 3rd November 2008
Scott plays out some Public Service Announcements.
Scott's Flatmate – 3rd October 2008
Scott's flatmate arrives home and for one last time we hear his catchphrase.
Loaded LAFTAs – 2nd October 2008
Fraser Scott's flatmate goes to accept Scott's award at the LAFTAs.
Adele's New Album – 23rd September 2008
Following the success of Adele laughing the Match of the Day theme tune Scott announces Adele's new album.
Charity Shops – 22nd September 2008
Scott's annoyed that his charity donations haven't made it to the shop window but is he being a diva?
Greg James goes mad – 19th September 2008
Greg James has gone mad after doing the Surgery up until midnight and then Early Breakfast the following day.
Becky Cam – 16th September 2008
The launch of the Becky Cam – live streaming from the desk of the Scott Mills show.
Warwick Avenue – 16th September 2008
Radio stations in America have banned Adele's Chasing Pavements because Urban Dictionary says it's a rude song. So Scott evens things up by trying to get Duffy's Warwick Avenue banned too by making it rude.
Fitness Video – 4th September 2008
Peter Powell off of Radio 1 in the olden days had a fitness video. And it's rather disturbing…
Chappers does Britney – 27th August 2008
Singing and dancing at the same time is difficult but Chappers reckons he can do better than Britney – we put him to the test.
Go to university single – 22nd August 2008
Scott gives his advice to people wondering if they should go to uni single or try and keep a long distance relationship going for 3 years.
Posh Radio 4 Lady remixed – 15th August 2008
Posh Radio 4 Lady becomes a dance floor hit as Scott's spam messages are added to a beat.
Office Sounds – 13th August 2008
Scott helps you re-create the office at home with these downloads.
Air Crash Investigation Guy – 7th August 2008
Air Crash Investigation Guy reads out bed time stories.
The Ghost of George Harrison – 7th August 2008
The Ghost of George Harrison is released from a jar.
Snakes While You Strain – 21st July 2008
Scott's made a trailer to Snakes While You Strain.
The Hoff gets remixed – 7th July 2008
Taken from last week's Oh What's Occurring The Hoff's attempts at Michael Jackson get remixed. Could this be his next single?
Annual Mens Semis Gag – 4th July 2008
Chappers gets to tell his favourite joke – the Wimbledon semis gag.
Demitri – 1st July 2008
Scott reveals another dating freak… he reckons he's a "right catch". Check out Scott's mix of Demitri here too.
Red Blooded Exotic Male – 18th June 2008
Scott talks of a 'red blooded exotic male' from a dating site.
Reporter swallows a fly – 11th June 2008
A posh television reporter swallows a fly.
Fire Alarm – 10th June 2008
The fire alarm goes off during Scott's show leading Chopper to talk about an incident with Westwood.
Slowing down celebrities – 10th June 2008
Scott slows down some TV celebrities to make them sound drunk.
Slowing down podcasts – 9th June 2008
Scott and team sound rather drunk when you slow them down.
Mambo Twister – 2nd June 2008
Scott's favourite new exercise device has arrived! It's the Mambo Twister. Hear him trying it out in the pub.
The Kilpatrick Scandal – 30th May 2008
A newsreader with an aspiration to act. An amusing look at America's Kilpatrick text-messaging scandal.
Eurovision – 27th May 2008
Scott's drunken shinagans at Eurovision.
Champions League Final – 21st May 2008
It's the Champions League Final and Chappers is tense…
Scott calls some odd numbers – 19th May 2008
Scott calls back some of the strange numbers in his phone…
Gross Out Friday – 16th May 2008
Scott tries to gross out Chappers with clips of Pat from Eastenders whilst Chappers tries to gross out Scott with calls to his mum.
Scott on New Zealand TV – 13th May 2008
Wing and Scott make New Zealand TV!
Adele – 12th May 2008
Adele is drunk backstage at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.
Nelly performs YMCA – 12th May 2008
Nelly performs YMCA at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008?
Wing performs – 12th May 2008
Wing performs at Radio 1's Big Weekend 2008.rnrn Listen here to how Scott discovered Wing his first interview with Wing a 'Wing Ring' from the breakfast show and when Wing arrived in the UK.rnrnAlso check out when Wing and Scott appeared on world wide television!
The Apprentice – 8th May 2008
The show annoy Matt from the Chris Moyles show by trying to spoil The Apprentice for him.
Wing – 8th May 2008
Find out what happened when Scott met Wing at the airport in a limo.
Chappers is Flo Rida – 7th May 2008
Find out why Chappers is like Flo Rida.
Dave's Dogging Experience – 1st May 2008
Dave Pearce's strange experience in a car park.
Chinese Whispers – 29th April 2008
Chappers tries to explain a rumour circulating Radio 1 at the moment. Is he really that mean?
Diana The Musical – 23rd April 2008
Chappers continues work on the Scott Mills stage at Radio 1's Big Weekend and discusses whether Diana The Musical should be on the line-up…
The Scott Mills Stage – 22nd April 2008
Chappers begins to organise a Scott Mills stage at Radio 1's Big Weekend while he's on holiday…
Newspapers – 11th April 2008
Scott tries to find out why every newsagent appears to be on the phone.
Scott's Progression Journey – 11th April 2008
The future's bright the future's orange. Scott goes on a "progression" journey.
Newsreader mixes up 'blind' with 'gay' – 9th April 2008
When American newsreaders get it wrong they get it really wrong…
Clown Documentary – 8th April 2008
Scott plays some highlights of last night's clown documentary.
Ghost Hunting at Radio 1 – 8th April 2008
Scott goes hunting for ghosts at Radio 1… will he find any?
Wing – 3rd April 2008
Scott's discovered a new talent who goes under the name of 'Wing'. Will she be on Masterpieces next?
April Fools – 1st April 2008
Scott's got a special announcement about an engagement!
Bob's Brolley – 27th March 2008
Scott wants to get one of Bob Crampton's brolleys and so the team get him on the phone. Chappers meanwhile just wants Becky Mantin's number.
Chappers sings the hits – 26th March 2008
Chappers sings all the hits and his album gets a first play in Currys.
Chappers rants about airports – 25th March 2008
Chappers has a big rant about the airport in Manchester.
ITV Weather – 25th March 2008
Chappers wants to send a picture to ITV's Becky Mantin following a discussion about the hottest weather girls on the television.
German Soaps – 19th March 2008
Scott needs some help understanding a German soap he's been watching.
Madonna's Brass – 19th March 2008
Scott tries to liven up Madonna's latest single – 4 Minutes.
Chappers' Bosses Rant – 12th March 2008
Chappers has a rant during Jo's show about the competition scandal and BBC bosses' decisions.
Hawaii Chair – 6th March 2008
Scott's got his Hawaii chair (at last!) but it all seems to have gone a bit wrong!
Spoilt Brats – 6th March 2008
Over on Wife Swap USA there's a girl who is one heck of a spoilt brat!
Oscars music – 5th March 2008
Chappers has found the ideal music to silence people during arguments.
Moment of Truth – 3rd March 2008
It's Scott's favourite TV quiz show… the Moment of Truth. This woman threw away her marriage and then the money too!
Rude Lyrics – 3rd March 2008
Songs these days are filth but they're not a patch on the stuff from the olden days!
EastEnders – 26th February 2008
Whilst Ian Beale gets saucy it appears EastEnders have been nicking Scott's sounds!
UFOs – 25th February 2008
Scott thinks he saw a UFO in North London last night.
Hunt for Sound-alikes – 21st February 2008
Scott is on the hunt for DJ sound-alikes. Check out the Sara Westwood and Fearne impersonators.
BRIT Awards 2008 – 20th February 2008
It's the BRIT Awards 2008 and Scott's devised a new game based on Joss Stone. What accent will she turn up with this year?
Perez Hilton – 18th February 2008
Perez Hilton fancies Scott and he's in town…
Susan – 18th February 2008
Laura renames Scott's IDs on the computer as 'Susan'.
Stephanie Black: Chapter 2 – 7th February 2008
It's Chapter 2 of Scott and Laura's Stephanie Black romance novel.
Stephanie Black: Chapter 1 – 6th February 2008
Laura and Scott pen their first romantic novel together. Here's Chapter 1…
Georgina's last day – 1st February 2008
It's George's last day (well for a while) and so Scott and Chappers play out some of our best bits from the Unofficial Mills archives. Farewell George!
Koop FM – 31st January 2008
America's Koop FM has been burnt down by one crazed DJ!
Scott's Holiday Video – 31st January 2008
Scott's holiday video is leaked online.
Breaking Britney News – 10th January 2008
The only place you'll find breaking Britney news on Radio 1.
Crap Horror Movies – 10th January 2008
They're coming to get you Barbara! – Kids re-enact old horror movies!
Darts – 2nd January 2008
Scott attempts to play darts after discovering a new talent for the sport.
Westwood presents – 2nd January 2008
Chappers was ill over the festive period and Westwood was the only DJ to answer their phone. Hear his efforts.
2007
Christmas Party Again – 21st December 2007
Kate Nash has a psycho moment causing Scott to do one his impromptu impressions.
Radio 1's Choir Singers – 20th December 2007
Radio 1 brings in some choir singers to sing in the style of Eileen – the singer stalker Unofficial Mills unleashed.
Spice Girls' Tesco Flaw – 11th December 2007
Scott's spotted a flaw in the Spice Girls recent obsession with Tesco.
F Cup Cookies – 10th December 2007
It's "Big Boobie Cookie" – do they really work?
Dogging on Hampstead Heath – 20th November 2007
Scott's noticed a lot of strange sounds happening whilst with his 'personal trainer' on Hampstead Heath.
Eastenders – 14th November 2007
Give Eastenders a BAFTA for their efforts last night – the whole pub was attacked by a gang who held them hostage!
Sexy Songs – 14th November 2007
What songs shouldn't parents play whilst on the school run? We find out…
Eminem Impersonators – 13th November 2007
Ah Nick Robins. Stoke's Number 1 DJ and clearly Stoke's Number 1 Eminem impersonator…
Emmerdale – 9th November 2007
The music in Emmerdale sounds awfully familliar… could it be that of the kids entertainers fame?
Britney's masterpiece – 8th November 2007
Despite the bosses disapproval Scott is keen to play out Britney's "masterpiece" – her very first album. How many tracks will he get through in full?
P Diddy – 7th November 2007
More P Diddy's PA News. Can't Scott help Laura out surely he has enough money?
Talking Jesus – 6th November 2007
Out in shops now… it's a talking Jesus doll!
Britney's Electricity Problems – 2nd November 2007
Britney's got issues – this time it is with her electricity supplier…
Dead Or Alive? – 29th October 2007
Is Wendy Richard alive? Scott asks trusted journalist Georgina Bowman.
Song for Chappers – 24th October 2007
Scott's song for Chappers has arrived. Have a tissue ready it'll bring a tear to your eye.
Harry Potter Cone Kid – 23rd October 2007
Proof that all Harry Potter fans are stupid.
Hiccups – 23rd October 2007
Following Scott's ear infection yesterday the show have found a guy that's worse off than him. A guy who's had the hiccups for a week!
No Cussing Club – 23rd October 2007
Want to be cool like Scott? Join the no cussing club. You even get a t-shirt.
Rugby Analysis – 22nd October 2007
Scott's analysis of the news – particularly the rugby. Isn't that the bloke off This Morning?
Songs for Lovers – 22nd October 2007
Songs especially written for lovers. Sweet or scary? You decide.
Matt Damon! – 11th October 2007
The Matt Damon craze continues!
Dodgy Text Messages – 10th October 2007
Chappers ends up having to text the whole of his phone book with a dodgy message.
Matt Damon – 9th October 2007
The Matt Damon game is still going strong. Today some bin men have a go.
Scott and Chappers Kids Performers – 9th October 2007
I didn't like the frog! – Scott and Chappers visit a nursery in London and demonstrate their talent in front of some pre-schoolers.
P Diddy's PA – 8th October 2007
There's news on P Diddy's PA. Has Laura been picked?
Davina talks kids – 4th October 2007
Would you bum along with Scott? He's got a catchy theme tune for his upcoming performance with Chappers in front of some kids. And Davina gives her opinion on it all.
Make Jo Whiley laugh – 4th October 2007
More jokes from Paul the Voiceover Guy as they try to make moody Jo laugh.
Scott talks about office bins – 4th October 2007
Scott speaks our mind by talking about the bins in the office. Where do you put half full cups? We need to know!
Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh – 3rd October 2007
Can Scott make Jo Whiley laugh? She's not got a lot to laugh about at the moment so how about a joke or two…
Lorraine Kelly sings Ladies' Bras – 3rd October 2007
Lorraine Kelly seems to be losing her marbles. Bless her. But she's really backing the Ladies Bras song. The good news is money is going to charity. Hear her on LK Today…
Matt Damon – 3rd October 2007
It's the Matt Damon game on Radio 1. Today a military base gets a rude awakening by Matt's worshippers.
Scott's Danni Impersonation – 2nd October 2007
Scott impersonates Danni Minogue from The X Factor and Ladies Bras makes BBC News 24!
Birthday Corner – 1st October 2007
Scott attempts 'Birthday Corner'.
Ladies' Bras Song – 1st October 2007
Ladies Bras makes it into the Top 40… but where? We find out.
Lorraine Kelly on the phone – 1st October 2007
On the phone is Lorraine Kelly who loves the Ladies Bra song.
Ladies' Bras upsets lady – 27th September 2007
One woman is being driven around the bend by the Ladies Bras song!
Make George Sick – 24th September 2007
An amusing clip of a quiz show host who pukes on-air. Can they make George sick?
Shabnam from Big Brother – 31st August 2007
Meanwhile on The Scott Mills Show the team talk new soaps characters and Shabnam from Big Brother. Clipped purely for Scott's reaction to Heather.
Making Scott laugh in Germany – 28th August 2007
Scott goes live to the airwaves of Germany can they make him laugh?
Scott gets locked in the toilet – 28th August 2007
Scott goes off the air after getting locked in the toilet.
The Simpsons in French – 28th August 2007
The Simpsons in French.
Chappers' Reconstruction – 20th August 2007
Chappers attempts a reconstruction.
Matt Damon pops into Radio 1 – 16th August 2007
Matt Damon has been in to Radio 1 today.
Chopper is Notorious B.I.G – 15th August 2007
Chopper is Notorious B.I.G – he auditions for the role in the latest FOX Movie.
F Cup Cookies – 13th August 2007
Fancy some F Cup Cookies? Girls only please. They increase your breast cup size and are biscuits at the same time.
Mary Millar – 7th August 2007
Mary Millar – one amazin' American TV presenter. She makes Ricky Gervais at the Diana concert look good.
The Pulling Noise – 7th August 2007
Forget the young noise the trolley noise and the brown noise – this is the swooning noise – and it'll have the ladies dropping at your feet.
Comedy Dave is dead? – 6th August 2007
Aled reports in his blog that Comedy Dave is dead!
Baby News – 3rd August 2007
Comedy Dave's baby news as announced by Scott Mills.
The Bill – 3rd August 2007
Everybody's talking about it and everyone's in it…
Women who sound like men – 1st August 2007
Women who sound like men on the phone and vice versa.
Calvin Harris Parody – 31st July 2007
There's a rubbish parody of Calvin Harris' The Girls – The Boys.
Did Jo Whiley Swear? – 26th July 2007
Jo Whiley talks to Scott before her show… did she say a naughty word?
Ewan MacGregor – 26th July 2007
An award-winning link featuring Ewan MacGregor talking something or other…
Mistaken Identity – 25th July 2007
Scott mistakes a 'normo' for a Radio 1 producer he thought he used to work with.
Scott's in the newspapers – 20th July 2007
Scott's in the newspapers today and Chopper explains where he was yesterday.
Harry Potter ending revealed – 19th July 2007
The new Harry Potter book's out tomorrow and a delivery man reveals more about the book. What will K T Tunstall say when she finds out Scott's revealed the ending?
Recycled Phone Numbers – 18th July 2007
Celebrities change their phone numbers all the time so imagine if you ended up with an A-List celebs old number… Featuring callers with Simon Cowell and Charlotte Church's old numbers.
Dear Deirdre – 17th July 2007
Scott's concerned about kids with imaginary friends and the finale of Cliff's changeable girlfriend.
Dear Deirdre Casebook – 16th July 2007
Laura can't find the latest episode of Carl's changeable girlfriend so she has a new storyline that isn't as good… meanwhile we find out what happened with Jo and Scott in the hotel.
Radio 1's Chart Show – 16th July 2007
Who really does present Radio 1's Chart Show these days?
Dear Deirdre – 11th July 2007
Carl's changeable girlfriend in Dear Deirdre's video casebook.
Mix Tapes – 11th July 2007
Nutty Maria's song for her lover.
I Like Turtles – 10th July 2007
The catchphrase sweeping the nation – I Like Turtles.
Scott's middle name is Bob – 10th July 2007
Scott's middle name is Bob so the team get the typical jokes over and done with.
Avril Lavigne is suing – 5th July 2007
Who's suing who? Avril could sue Scott for the Flirt Divert jingle but then she's nicked her song off of the 70s. Apparently.
Drinking Dilemma – 5th July 2007
On a date but the other partner isn't drinking? This happened to one caller with Russell. He wasn't drinking but she was. Hear the Dear Deirdre style reconstruction…
Georgina's Newsbeat Rivalry – 5th July 2007
There's bitter rivalry at the top of the ranks at Newsbeat. Hear Georgina's snide remarks!
Beccy tries to woo a man – 3th July 2007
Scott advises listeners how to woo a man whilst Beccy upstairs calls a few people at Radio 1 to see if the tips work…
Dear Deirdre – 2nd July 2007
Is singing Busted songs romantic? A call from one girl about it leads to Zane Chopper and Scott recalling their favourite Busted songs…
Ping Pong Song – 26th June 2007
More Ping Pong Song remixes featuring two tennis ladies Chappers and a tennis lady… and Jo Whiley and Chappers. Delightful!
Bagging – 25th June 2007
Scott has discovered a new sex craze known as 'bagging'.
Glastonbury Car Park – 25th June 2007
Say hello to 'West 21' – an area of the Glastonbury car park – who are in a huge traffic jam.
Mix Tapes – 25th June 2007
Here's an American with a scary mix tape.
Georgina spoils the ending of Lost – 19th June 2007
On Tuesday night George spoilt the ending of Lost despite it finishing weeks before. There's an outcry and the entertainment news are forced to apologise the next night.
Kids with radio shows – 19th June 2007
Ever pretended as a kid to have a radio show? This caller has hear how his tape!
Steve Lamacq's Gatecrasher Gaffe – 19th June 2007
Steve Lamacq makes a gaffe just before the news that Gatecrash has burnt down.
Scott's Proposal – 17th June 2007
Scott has a confession to make when one female caller proposes to him.
Seduction by piano – 15th June 2007
You go back to a girl's place and she gets the horn. Would you be a bit freaked when she starts playing the piano? I think so.
Bad Seduction Techniques – 12th June 2007
Scott reconstructs another bad seduction technique.
Gay Bombs – 12th June 2007
Scott uncovers a secret plan for a gay bomb.
Chappers sings swing – 5th June 2007
Chappers demonstrates his singing talent for a Download festival competition.
Chappers sings swing – 4th June 2007
Chappers sings some swing versions of your favourite rock classics as part of a Download Festival ticket giveaway. Is he the new Ray Quinn?
Liberty X Split – 25th May 2007
Scott takes a day off because 'Liberty X have split'. Hear he plays out some answerphone messages he's received from the band…
Tales of the paranormal – 25th May 2007
Laura believe her television has been taken over by the paranormal. Chappers also thinks the same about his TV as his viewing of Scooby Doo went up the shoot…
Radio 1's Big Weekend 2007 – 22nd May 2007
Highlights of Radio 1's Big Weekend from Preston. From Sara Cox talking to Westwood to Jo Whiley getting a makeover from the Scissor Sisters. From JK and Joel talking to Natasha Bedingfield to Nihal and Scott Mills playing out the highlights of the actual event.
Seducing Laura – 22nd May 2007
What a can a cup of coffee really lead to? Scott and Chappers try to seduce Laura.
Things To Say To The Ladies – 22nd May 2007
Seven hot things to tell a lady… starring Jo Whiley and Scott's mum.
Another wine – 21st May 2007
It's another wine update on Radio 1.
Who The Hell Are You? – 16th May 2007
Scott calls up some phone numbers from the latest piece of spam to land in his inbox. Will he get his millions back?
Scott Mills Day – 10th May 2007
Scott wants a national holiday in his name.
Jenny wrecks Nick's stuff – 9th May 2007
Nick's flat stuff is wrecked by former girlfriend Jenny.
Paris Hilton is going down – 8th May 2007
Scott's mentioned in a church service and Paris Hilton is 'going down'.
Gaylord The Puppy – 27th April 2007
Gaylord the puppy – Scott's latest find from YouTube.
Jo Whiley vs Chappers – 24th April 2007
Scott mixes the sound of Chappers in the Livestock Lounge with Jo Whiley on a rollercoaster.
Celebrity Growler – 19th April 2007
Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with his own feature – Celebrity Growler.
Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank – 19th April 2007
Westwood plays out Thomas The Tank Engine on his rap show.
Celebrity Growler – 16th April 2007
Scott replaces 'Celebrity Tarzan' with 'Celebrity Growler'.
Scott plays out clips of Radio Norfolk again – 9th April 2007
Scott plays out clips of Sue Marchant and Maggie Seckar from Radio Norfolk out on the radio again.
Thick contestants on crap quizzes – 6th April 2007
You know those local radio quizzes? They're awful and they're often very easy. But it doesn't mean everyone can manage to give the right answer… listen to this clip off of Australia.
Cool Grans – 5th April 2007
Scott think he has tracked down the coolest gran in Britain. What do you think?
Thick contestants on crap quizzes – 5th April 2007
More competitions with hilarious consequences on local radio.
Local Radio Quiz – 4th April 2007
Continuing on from our discovery of an amazingly thick caller on local radio last week here's another from New Zealand. Remember the answer is Sunday so what might the question be?
Making Emo Boys Cry – 30th March 2007
Scott gets emo boys to cry for My Chemical Romance tickets.
Making Laura Cry – 27th March 2007
Scott tries to make Laura cry.
Daniel From Majestic Cinema – 23rd March 2007
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema returns. Today he's singing along to The Proclaimers.
Scott ran over a kid – 22nd March 2007
In preparation for the start of my Name Is Scott Scott talks about what he's done wrong in his life. He admits to running over a kid.
Screaming My Chemical Romance fan – 18th March 2007
As part of Radio 1 Presents… Scott gave away tickets to the gig. Hear some of the reactions he got when he announced they'd won!
Jo Whiley's Love Lounge – 16th March 2007
Scott gets revenge on Jo Whiley by putting together this compilation of clips for the 'Love' Lounge.
Get Me Out Of Here – 12th March 2007
Scott and Chappers help a listener get out of a date in 'Get Me Out Of Here'.
Music that turns you gay – 9th March 2007
According to an organisation called 'CHOPS' certain songs can make you gay. Scott discusses it with Chris Moyles.
Laura's business trip – 8th March 2007
Laura's paranoid about her boyfriend James working away. Scott thinks she's overreacting. Here he winds her up some more.
Indiscreet hotel workers – 6th March 2007
Scott speaks to Carla – a hotel worker – who found some photographs left in a hotel room that she was cleaning.
Scott's Twang Slip-Up – 4th March 2007
Scott slips up announcing The Twang's 'Wide Awake'.
Barbie's Pussy – 2nd March 2007
Just what is going on at Barbie HQ? First they make a hot tub party bus and now Barbie has a weeing cat. She's going off the rails much like Britney. Listen in here.
British Gas have broken into Scott's home – 28th February 2007
While Scott was in the studio British Gas managed to break into Scott's house. He's not happy at all.
Buckfast Guy vs The Fratellis – 16th February 2007
Last night it was the BRITs and the Entertainment News team had a whole host of exclusive interviews. But listen to this clip of the Fratellis talking to Natalie Jamieson. Some listeners reckon they sound a lot like Buckfast Guy. What do you reckon?
The BRITs 2007 – 14th February 2007
Backstage at the BRITs – Joss Stone turns bitchy Noel Gallagher reveals the winners early Take That talk to Scott and Steven Tyler talks about that Girls Aloud and Sugababes cover.
Scott's Daughter – 12th February 2007
Scott has a nineteen-year-old daughter didn't you know?
Edith on a sledge – 8th February 2007
Scott plays out a clip of Edith on a sledge from earlier in the day.
Rob's Lost Stuff – 7th February 2007
Ever come home to find your room gone or your family have moved? It appears to be quite common…
Poem for Georgie Thomson – 31st January 2007
Scott calls Georgie Thomson from Sky Sports News to patch things up between her and Chappers. Will his poem make things better?
Radio 1's Star Pupil Show – 26th January 2007
It's Radio 1's Star Pupil and Scott takes McFly and the show to a school.
Scott and Laura perform High School Musical – 26th January 2007
Scott and Laura perform High School Musical as part of Radio 1's Star Pupil in 2007.
Mickey Mouse Degrees – 24th January 2007
Scott winds up those that have degrees in General Studies Leisure and Tourism and Textiles. Just what's the point?!
Scott's Perfume Range – 24th January 2007
Scott discusses plans to launch his own perfume range.
Scott's latest TV selections – 17th January 2007
Scott has a new TV show to tell us about… It's Shameless. He was only 18 series late finding out about it.
Tips for 2006 – 2nd January 2007
Scott looks back at the 'hot tips' given by Radio 1 DJs for 2006. They're no Mystic Megs…
2006
Scott spoils the Entertainment News – 21st December 2006
Scott and Chappers upset Georgina Bowman as they give away all of the Entertainment News before it starts.
Trevor Nelson messes up a competition – 18th December 2006
Trevor Nelson can't grasp the concept of 'Play Your Christmas Cards Correctly'.
Goodbye Voicemail – 23rd November 2006
Debs has had a strange voicemail left on her phone. She has no idea who it's from but it's quite creepy…
Scott cuts Andy Murray's hair – 23rd November 2006
Scott cuts tennis player Andy Murray's hair for charity.
Ex-Boxes – 22nd November 2006
Scott looks into a few more ex-boxes in today's show…
Richard Branston – 21st November 2006
Richard Branson or Richard Branston. Surely Newsbeat will know?
Scott's Oldest Listeners – 21st November 2006
A 62-year-old calls in to Radio 1 to request a song on Your Call.
Interactive DVDs – 20th November 2006
Scott wants to launch his own Interactive DVD for Christmas.
Scott's selling his car – 8th November 2006
Scott is trying to sell his car.
Posh Listener Hatty – 6th November 2006
Posh listener Hatty returns to the Scott Mills show.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 3rd November 2006
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn is back on.
Tanorexics – 2nd November 2006
Scott and Chappers talk about the tanorexia documentary.
Halloween – 1st November 2006
Did the trick or treaters turn up at Chappers' house last night? We'll find out in this link…
Georgina's Night Out – 31st October 2006
Georgina had a rough night out with Scott.
Psycho Kid Update – 31st October 2006
It's the conclusive part of Ben's Psycho Kid update.
Buckfast Guy – 30th October 2006
Scott plays out 'Buckfast Guy' – a soundbite from Newsbeat.
Badly Bleeped Newsbeat – 25th October 2006
Scott beeps out Newsbeat to make it sound rude.
Dumping Best Friends – 24th October 2006
Scott wants to know how you can dump a best friend that is always lying to you.
George Foreman – 20th October 2006
Scott didn't realise George Foreman was famous for boxing as well as the grill.
Public Toilet Poos – 20th October 2006
Do you poo in public? Chappers and many listeners don't.
Jordan and Peter – 18th October 2006
Jordan and Peter singing – uncut.
Phone Neighbours – 16th October 2006
Scott talks about phone neighbours.
Gemma's Mystery Photos – 9th October 2006
Gemma's found some mysterious photographs in amongst her holiday snaps.
Put Your Hands Up – 26th September 2006
Put Your Hands Up… for UK towns and cities.
Just A Text From Heaven – 25th September 2006
Mediums try to answer questions from texters.
Secret Psycho – 21st September 2006
Scott and Simon talk about a Secret Psycho.
Georgina's Joke – 18th September 2006
Scott and Chappers stop Georgina telling a joke in the Entertainment News.
Scissor Sisters Jingle – 18th September 2006
The Scissor Sisters make a jingle for Radio 1. It's a bit rude though…
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 15th September 2006
Daniel is facing the chop at the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn.
Jo Whiley vs Westwood – 11th September 2006
Scott mixes Jo Whiley on a rollercoaster with the Westwood soundboard.
Snakes On A Train – 10th September 2006
Scott thought he'd brought Snakes On A Plane.
Laura sings hymns – 5th September 2006
Laura talks about when she used to sing hymns to theme tunes at school.
Westwood Soundboard – 5th September 2006
Chappers uses Westwood clips to talk.
Scott and Laura's holiday – 4th September 2006
Scott discusses Laura's stupidity from their holiday.
Angry Customers – 17th August 2006
Scott has a clip of an angry customer who gets stuck talking to someone from a call centre.
Funeral Stories – 17th August 2006
Scott speaks to a guy who pretended to be dead to shake off a girl.
Wes Mills – 15th August 2006
Wes Mills appears on Newsbeat.
Mills and Spoon – 13th August 2006
Another touching story from Mills and Spoon.
Radio 1's Chart Show with Scott Mills – 13th August 2006
Highlights of today's Chart Show as JK and Joel are off.
Darren and Joanne – 10th August 2006
A song made about Darren and Joanne from earlier in the week.
BBC Vermin – 8th August 2006
An actor has called Scott 'BBC Vermin' in the pub.
Chappers sings Lola – 8th August 2006
Chappers sings some Lola and THAT sex song.
Darren and Joanne – 7th August 2006
Darren and Joanne – a warning to all those wanting to meet people off the internet!
Lola Complaints – 7th August 2006
One girl isn't happy with Scott's Record of the Week.
Mills and Spoon – 6th August 2006
Another magical Mills and Spoon moment on Radio 1.
Radio 1's Chart Show with Scott Mills – 6th August 2006
Radio 1's Chart Show with Scott Mills.
Chappers' Swanky Weekend – 31st July 2006
Chappers tells Scott about an expensive night at a swanky members' club.
Georgina's Little Britain Impressions – 31st July 2006
Georgina attempts some Little Britain impressions.
Scott Is Going on Richard & Judy – 31st July 2006
Scott reveals he is finally going on Richard & Judy after campaigning to appear on the show.
Mills and Spoon – 30th July 2006
Another Mills and Spoon on Radio 1.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 28th July 2006
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema has a new message.
Flirt Divert – 28th July 2006
There's missing rabbits in Flirt Divert today.
Mastermind Call – 27th July 2006
Chappers tries to get the answers to Scott's Mastermind questions.
Scott's Mastermind Practice Quiz – 27th July 2006
Scott practises for Celebrity Mastermind and worries about the general-knowledge round.
Chappers' Friend Gets the Wrong Number – 26th July 2006
Chappers tells the story of a friend who got the wrong phone number after a holiday romance.
My Dad Hired a Private Investigator – 26th July 2006
Claire discovers her dad hired a private investigator to keep an eye on her 18th birthday party.
Scott Prepares for Celebrity Mastermind – 26th July 2006
Scott calls the Mastermind team for help as he starts preparing for Celebrity Mastermind.
Why Are Caps Banned in Bars? – 26th July 2006
Listeners explain why some bars insist customers remove their caps.
Scott's Magaluf Weekend – 24th July 2006
Scott looks back on a very long weekend in Magaluf after changing his flight and staying out all night.
Mills and Spoon – 23rd July 2006
Another Mills and Spoon on Radio 1.
BBQ in Magaluff – 22nd July 2006
Radio 1's Six Weeks of Summer with Scott Mills.
A reptile that ate an electric blanket – 21st July 2006
An amusing reptile story in Newsbeat.
Hip Hop Karaoke – 21st July 2006
The results of last night's Hip Hop Karaoke.
Auditions for Hip Hop Karaoke – 20th July 2006
The team and listeners get involved with auditioning for Hip Hop Karaoke.
Auditions for Hip Hop Karaoke – Part 1 – 20th July 2006
The team and listeners get involved with auditioning for Hip Hop Karaoke.
Auditions for Hip Hop Karaoke – Part 2 – 20th July 2006
The team and listeners get involved with auditioning for Hip Hop Karaoke.
Auditions for Hip Hop Karaoke – Part 3 – 20th July 2006
The team and listeners get involved with auditioning for Hip Hop Karaoke.
Laura Thinks Scott's Dad Is Fit – 20th July 2006
Scott discovers Laura texted him to say she thinks his dad is fit.
Scott Gets Tied Up to Hear Robbie Williams – 20th July 2006
Scott gets ready to be tied to a chair again so he can hear the new Robbie Williams single.
Caller that makes no sense – 19th July 2006
A caller that makes little sense.
Chappers slags off Scott Mills geeks – 19th July 2006
Scott could end up with a Scott Mills geek going on holiday with him rather than someone enjoyable.
Frying an Egg on a Digger – 19th July 2006
Caller Pete tests whether the summer heat is enough to fry an egg on a digger bucket.
Big Brother: Jane Breaks the Rules Again – 18th July 2006
Scott catches up on Big Brother after Jayne breaks the rules again and the house loses its food budget.
Hip Hop Karaoke – 18th July 2006
It's Hip Hop Karaoke on Thursday night. Scott discusses some ideas.
Richard and Judy – 18th July 2006
Scott REALLY wants to appear on Richard and Judy's show.
Can Big Brother's Nikki Join the Show? – 17th July 2006
Scott considers trying to get newly evicted Big Brother housemate Nikki on the show.
Hip Hop Karaoke – 17th July 2006
Scott revives plans for Hip Hop Karaoke and asks listeners to join the team for the night.
Sport Relief Donations – 17th July 2006
The team celebrate Radio 1 listeners helping David Walliams' Channel swim total reach £1 million for Sport Relief.
Frosties Advert – 14th July 2006
Scott dissects the practicalities of the Frosties ad.
Photographer Stories – 14th July 2006
Scott talks about the time he mistook a Radio 1 Online photographer for a fan.
Scott Prepares for Show Jumping – 14th July 2006
A terrified Scott prepares to face his show-jumping challenge and jokes about whether he will survive it.
Jo Whiley helps cure Scott's fear – 13th July 2006
Jo Whiley tries to help cure Scott's fear of horses.
Big Brother: Spiral and Aisleyne – 12th July 2006
Scott catches up on Big Brother as Spiral confronts Aisleyne over their flirtation.
Did Scott Fart? – 12th July 2006
A listener calls after her friend blames a fart on Scott coming out of the radio.
Justin Timberlake's Bad Hair – 12th July 2006
Scott wonders how Justin Timberlake managed to recover from his questionable early hairstyle.
Laura Singing – 12th July 2006
Laura sings Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind. She reckons "they can make anybody look good these days". Was she right?
Scott's Show Jumping Challenge – 12th July 2006
Jo Whiley arrives with Scott's Robin Hood outfit as the show-jumping challenge gets closer.
Can Laura Be Made to Sound Like a Pop Star? – 11th July 2006
Listeners challenge Laura's claim that studio production can make anyone sound like a pop star.
Jo Whiley Is Angry With Scott – 11th July 2006
Jo Whiley explains how Scott has complicated her life, including dragging her into a school sports-day stunt.
Will Scott Try Show Jumping? – 11th July 2006
Scott is challenged to face his fear of horses if listeners raise enough money for Sport Relief.
Aled's Sport Relief Challenge – 10th July 2006
Aled joins Scott to talk about his Sport Relief swimming challenge after only learning to swim that year.
Closet Paris Hilton Fans – 10th July 2006
Listeners come out as unlikely fans of Paris Hilton's new single.
Coxy on Only Fools on Horses – 10th July 2006
Scott talks Big Brother and Love Island before urging listeners to keep Coxy in Only Fools on Horses.
Mills and Spoon – 9th July 2006
Another listener's true-life love story gets the Mills and Spoon treatment.
Big Brother: Keep Nikki In – 7th July 2006
Scott decides Big Brother would be dull without Nikki and turns his attention to Lea's eviction.
Men's Semis Gag – 7th July 2006
It's Chappers' Men's Semis Gag.
Scott's Taxi Service – 7th July 2006
Scott is mistaken for a taxi driver.
Laura pokes Chappers – 6th July 2006
Laura pokes Chappers during Newsbeat.
Barry White vs Tennis Girls – 5th July 2006
Scott mixes Barry White with the girls tennis highlights.
Calm Down About Lost – 5th July 2006
Scott tries to calm everyone down after a row about Lost, with panpipes and Laura's self-help tape.
Richard and Judy – 5th July 2006
David Walliams gives Scott a mention on Richard and Judy's show.
Scott Can't Assemble a Fan – 5th July 2006
Scott admits he needed a pub landlord to assemble his fan after spending two hours failing.
Tennis Girls – 5th July 2006
The sport messes up so Chappers plays out highlights of the girls tennis match.
Upsetting Lost Fans – 5th July 2006
Scott upsets the Lost fans.
Your Call: Andy – 5th July 2006
Andy from Aberdeen calls Scott for a slightly chaotic chat about tomorrow's show and his birthday.
Lloyd – 4th July 2006
Lloyd talks about the latest developments in the football world.
The Sausage Smoker – 4th July 2006
Zane is now 'the sausage smoker'.
Your Call: Caroline – 4th July 2006
Caroline calls Scott from Magaluf and chats about seeing Chappers and Dave.
Hello, I'm Naked – 3rd July 2006
Listeners call Scott while completely naked for the new Hello, I'm Naked feature.
Mills and Spoon – 2nd July 2006
Scott reads another listener's true-life love story for Mills and Spoon.
Chappers and Dave World Tour – 30th June 2006
Chappers reveals the World Tour is heading to BCM in Magaluf.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 30th June 2006
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn is back on the show.
Chappers Calls From Germany – 29th June 2006
Chappers challenges reports about Scott's behaviour at the McFly premiere.
Entertainment News Balls-Up – 29th June 2006
The Entertainment News messes up.
Frosties Kid is NOT dead! – 29th June 2006
Scott has a statement that proves Frosties Kid is NOT dead.
Secret Psycho – 29th June 2006
A listener worries about what her new boyfriend's suspiciously smooth CD collection might mean.
No Hot Girls – 28th June 2006
Chappers gets jealous after hearing who has been visiting the studio while he is away.
Chappers' Britney Song Challenge – 27th June 2006
Scott checks whether Chappers managed to sneak Britney Spears song titles into his football reports.
Scott's German Trail – 27th June 2006
Scott produces some trails for Scott's show in the style of German adverts.
Mills and Spoon – 25th June 2006
Another listener's true-life tale of love for Mills and Spoon.
Next Week's Guests – 23rd June 2006
Scott reveals a remarkable run of guests planned for the following week.
Nikki's Big Brother Song – 23rd June 2006
Scott plays a listener-created song built around Big Brother's Nikki.
Chappers' World Cuppa Chat – 22nd June 2006
Scott reviews Chappers' chaotic ITV4 appearance and sets him another challenge.
Newsbeat Goes Wrong – 21st June 2006
Newsbeat runs into trouble and Chappers ends up reading the sport by phone.
Scott's School Reunion – 21st June 2006
Scott receives an invitation to his school reunion and really does not want to go.
Whatever Happened to Dido and Lolly? – 20th June 2006
Scott wonders what happened to Dido and Lolly.
World Cup Widows – 20th June 2006
Scott talks to some women widowed by the World Cup.
Chappers in Germany – 16th June 2006
Chappers checks in from Germany and discusses the World Cup.
German Trail – 15th June 2006
Moyles produces a German style trail for Scott.
World Cup Widows – 15th June 2006
Women who no longer see their loved ones because of the football.
Entertainment News – 14th June 2006
Entertainment news with Scott repeatedly interrupting.
Real Life Soap – 14th June 2006
A listener suspects her colleague is borrowing stories from soaps and claiming they happened in real life.
World Cup Widows – 14th June 2006
Scott searches for more World Cup Widows.
The Supermarket Girl – 13th June 2006
Scott follows up on the girl he met during the supermarket pulling experiment.
World Cup Widows – 13th June 2006
Another attempt to prise a boyfriend away from the football.
Arguing Couples – 12th June 2006
Scott wonders why some couples spend all their time arguing while others sit in silence.
World Cup Widows – 12th June 2006
Scott searches for more World Cup Widows.
Chappers in Germany – 9th June 2006
Chappers checks in from Germany at the start of the World Cup.
Hot Nurse Summer – 9th June 2006
Listeners join Scott for a very hot summer afternoon.
How well do you know your partner? – 6th June 2006
Blokes are rubbish at remembering things. So how well does this couple know each other?
Celebrity X Factor – 5th June 2006
Scott reacts to the Celebrity X Factor result.
Scott Sings Along – 5th June 2006
Scott improvises his own lyrics after Embrace.
Celebrity X Factor – 2nd June 2006
Scott reports back from Celebrity X Factor.
Mad Moose Talk – 2nd June 2006
Jo Whiley has decided Scott will be 'Pinot Grigio Girl'.
Scott's World Cup Football Expert – 2nd June 2006
Scott launches the search for a young football expert to teach him about the World Cup.
Celebrity X Factor – 1st June 2006
Scott catches up on Celebrity X Factor and backs Chris Moyles.
Mad Moose Talk – 1st June 2006
Scott reckons Jo Whiley is the 'mad moose' in the newspapers.
Phone Peek and the Voice Changer – 1st June 2006
Main phone-peek call using the voice changer.
World Cup Flag Questions – 1st June 2006
Newsbeat's George answers increasingly silly questions about World Cup flags.
A Rubbish Bank Holiday – 31st May 2006
After discussing a Rachel Stevens rumour a caller admits sabotaging her boyfriend's MySpace friendship with his ex.
Betting and the World Cup – 31st May 2006
Scott struggles to understand his winnings before agreeing that he needs a football expert for the World Cup.
Scott at Sandown Racecourse – 31st May 2006
Scott talks about his DJ set after the racing at Sandown.
Celebrity Memorabilia – 30th May 2006
Scott talks about the collection of objects at Radio 1 that have been touched or partly used by celebrities.
Celebrity X Factor – 30th May 2006
Scott reviews Celebrity X Factor and urges listeners to support Chris Moyles.
Studio Meltdown – 25th May 2006
Technical problems leave Scott struggling to control the Radio 1 studio.
Diggerland – 24th May 2006
Scott's flatmate has been to an amazin' new theme park.
Chappers at Girls Aloud – 22nd May 2006
Scott plays out clips of Chappers at a Girls Aloud gig.
Where's Chris Moyles? – 22nd May 2006
Scott explains why Chris Moyles failed to appear for his breakfast show after the football.
Big Weekend Karaoke – 13th May 2006
The morning after the Big Weekend karaoke event Scott admits he ended up taking part.
Hot Fannies – 11th May 2006
The discussion about attractive people with old-fashioned names continues with Fanny.
Edith Bowman Calls In – 10th May 2006
Edith calls from the road to Dundee and joins the discussion about attractive people with old-fashioned names.
Hot Ethels – 10th May 2006
Listeners discuss attractive people with supposedly unfashionable names including Ethel.
Scott at the Sony Radio Awards – 9th May 2006
Scott was at the Sony Radio Awards last night.
Big Weekend VIP Ticket Winner – 8th May 2006
Scott surprises a caller with VIP tickets for both days of Radio 1's Big Weekend.
Celebrity Cribs – 8th May 2006
A listener snoops around a celebrity home.
Edith on the Road to Dundee – 8th May 2006
Edith Bowman calls while travelling through Scotland ahead of Radio 1's Big Weekend.
Bloke Stuff: Lot Two – 4th May 2006
Listeners decide whether Toby can keep a beer fridge roadworks sign and Viking hat.
Moyles Gold – 4th May 2006
Scott plays out some Moyles Gold.
Brokeback Westwood – 3rd May 2006
Bloke Stuff – 2nd May 2006
A bride-to-be wants her fiancé to clear his collection of bloke stuff before they marry.
Celebrity Cribs – 2nd May 2006
A listener checks out Duncan from Blue's house.
Dave's Birthday – 2nd May 2006
Chappers tells Scott about Dave's birthday drinks and food borrowed from a wake.
Scott Goes Pay As You Go – 2nd May 2006
Scott has lost another phone and struggles with his new pay-as-you-go replacement.
Secret Psycho – 2nd May 2006
A caller admits putting her boyfriend's number on toilet doors before using the resulting calls as an excuse to dump him.
Placentas – 18th April 2006
Placenta based discussion – would you eat one?
Hidden Microphones – 3rd April 2006
Chappers sings along to his gay choons captured with a hidden mic.
Radio 1's Chart Show – 28th March 2006
Laura Chappers and Scott present the chart show.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 24th March 2006
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema in Kings Lynn.
Radio 1's Chart Show – 19th March 2006
Westwood and Scott present the chart show.
Engagement – 13th March 2006
Scott's back from his holidays and is engaged to Stacey?
Chappers Complains About the BBC Coverage – 16th February 2006
Chappers complains about the BBC coverage on the Scott Mills show.
Ex-Boxes – 6th February 2006
The Ex-Box Saga – Gemma wants all of Alex's boxes to be destroyed whilst on holiday.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 13th January 2006
Daniel from the Majestic Cinema is in the army.
Attacked By Wood – 11th January 2006
Attacked By Wood from the Scott Mills show on 11th January 2006.
Chappers' Experiments – 10th January 2006
Chappers experiments with fizzy and mints.
Stuart's Story – 9th January 2006
Stuart's Story from the Scott Mills show on 9th January 2006.
Pucker Up For The FA Cup – 6th January 2006
Who would you come in the bottom with?
The 'Presenters' – 6th January 2006
Scott talks about those who 'present' in changing rooms at gyms.
Derren Brown – 5th January 2006
Scott discusses Derren Brown's latest illusionist show.
2005
Rob's Wife – 14th December 2005
A story of Rob's nasty wife – she wouldn't give him his passport.
DJ Sammy Meets Westwood – 7th December 2005
DJ Sammy meets Westwood on the Scott Mills show.
Scott Gives Away the Harry Potter Ending – 7th December 2005
Scott gives away the Harry Potter ending.
Natalie's Story – 23rd November 2005
Paying with a cow as a cheque – will it work?
Natalie's Story – 21st November 2005
She left a number two in a bag for the guy she met!
Scott Snoops – 25th October 2005
Scott calls Jo Whiley's gran and asks her about Jo.
Scott's Ringtone – 25th October 2005
Scott's made a ringtone but it's not the new crazy frog.
Mystery Voice – 24th October 2005
One confused caller rings up about the 'mystery voice'.
Your Call with Spoony – 14th October 2005
Spoony features during Your Call.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 30th September 2005
A slight football theme this week at the Majestic Cinema.
Has Someone Got Engaged? – 29th September 2005
A Your Call moment involving confusion over whether someone has got engaged.
Calls Charlotte Church on the Star Phone – 22nd September 2005
Scott calls Charlotte Church on the Star Phone.
Georgina Messes Up on "Akon" – 22nd September 2005
Georgina gets in a muddle over Akon.
Daniel off of the Majestic Cinema – 16th September 2005
Call the Majestic Cinema this week and you'll get Daniel the Pirate.
Chappers on the Answerphone Again – 13th July 2005
Chappers gets involved with another answerphone-based bit on the show.