“We Haven’t Been Taken Off Yet”
Scott opened Tuesday by calmly pointing out the obvious milestone, welcoming everyone to the show’s first birthday and noting, with relief, that “we haven’t been taken off, which is good — it’s a start.” Listener messages poured in immediately, with Scott admitting he’d happily take “98% positive” and leave the rest behind.
There was something quietly affectionate about the way he talked about the year, acknowledging how fast it had gone and how strange it felt that the very first caller, Claire from Chester, rang back in exactly a year later to mark both of them still being there. Scott clearly loved that symmetry, thanking her for “checking back in” and gently insisting they should “stop mentioning it’s our birthday,” before immediately mentioning it again.
The Jumpsuit (A Bold Choice)
Early on, Scott flagged that he was “a bit nervous” about what he was wearing, admitting it was a “bold choice” for someone “quite conservative with clothing.” What followed was a full studio reveal: a light blue corduroy jumpsuit, inspired directly by Stephen from The Traitors and purchased with “one click, next day delivery.”
Ellie and Tina did not let him off lightly. Ellie described it as “giving children’s TV presenter,” while Tina confirmed, diplomatically, that it was “a little CBeebies.” Scott took it surprisingly well, saying it was “a happy outfit,” confessing it was “that level of comfort where you put your pyjamas on on Christmas Day,” and announcing he no longer cared if people thought he was “on the wrong side of 40” to be wearing it.
Listener reaction split instantly. Some loved it. Others suggested “Mr Tumble.” One asked if he’d consider completing the look by putting his shoes on the wrong feet again. Scott accepted all of it, promising a photo “as soon as possible,” while repeatedly getting distracted and not posting it.
Off-Air Truths (Caught on Mic)
The jumpsuit saga escalated when Scott revealed he’d secretly recorded what the team were saying about it off air. What followed was brutal. Comparisons to Benson Boone, “midlife crisis” accusations, and multiple people admitting they’d rehearsed what to say to him on air so as not to upset him.
Scott took the reveal with good humour, mock-spiralling into talk of Harley Davidsons and secretaries, before announcing he did, in fact, have “a change of clothes” ready if things got too much. The jumpsuit had already done its job.
Pause for Thought That Stopped the Show
Miriam Lorie delivered a Pause for Thought borrowed from Joseph, a man she met while working as a hospital chaplain. His words about gratitude, faith, and holding “no hate in your heart for anyone” landed heavily, especially as Miriam explained this wasn’t about cancer changing priorities, but about “the resources and life philosophy people bring into treatment.”
Scott responded simply, calling Joseph “a very wise man” and joking gently that Miriam had found herself a mentor. It was one of those moments that didn’t need anything added.
The Easiest Quiz: Pedantry Returns
Mark, a PE coach from Eastbourne, took on the quiz and did well — very well — until the quiz did what it always does. A pause too long here, “milk” instead of “brown” there, and suddenly the mood shifted. Scott fought for him, appealed to his work with children, issued a metaphorical yellow card, and blamed “too much spider content” in the questions.
Mark finished on 25, the current streak of the week, while Scott admitted “the quiz is on to me again,” and briefly lost control of his own format.
Nigella, But Make It Sensible
Scott addressed the Bake Off news head-on, confirming Nigella Lawson as the new Prue and explicitly refusing to do “what all the other breakfast shows will be doing,” namely impressions and innuendo. He immediately undermined himself by inviting listeners to send Nigella impressions instead, before regretting it almost instantly when they arrived.
One soggy bottom reference was enough. Scott shut it down.
“Do You Remember 30 Years Ago…”
By the time the clock hit eight, the emotional spine of the show was fully in place. Scott replayed Gary Barlow’s original Take That announcement, calling it “a day that shook pop music,” reminding everyone there’d been a helpline, and confirming, with no hesitation, that “yes, we’re reopening it.”
When Gary, Mark and Howard walked in, the atmosphere shifted completely. Scott greeted them like old friends, wished Mark a happy birthday, and watched them sing to him live on air, complete with a suspiciously BBC-safe caterpillar cake.
Take That for an Hour (And Not a Minute Less)
When Gary, Mark and Howard arrived just after eight, the mood in the studio shifted instantly. Scott introduced them with obvious excitement, calling it “one of the most successful and loved boy bands in pop history,” before immediately clocking that it was also Mark’s birthday. The band forgot. Scott didn’t. What followed was a slightly chaotic, very affectionate live rendition of Happy Birthday, described as “one of the few songs Gary Barlow didn’t write,” complete with harmonies and laughter, setting the tone for the hour.
Before any deep chat, Scott presented Mark with a BBC-safe caterpillar cake, carefully avoiding naming which one it was “because it’s the BBC.” Mark revealed his mum used to work in the bakery that made them, casually dropping that she’d been involved in producing the originals, including a Batman cake that once had to be recalled for turning mouths blue. It was one of those wonderfully unnecessary detours that felt completely on brand for both the band and the show.
Tour prep came next, and it quickly became clear this is still a competitive environment. Gary talked about cardio and stage fitness, Mark admitted he was “slowly getting into it,” and Howard revealed he’d been doing Pilates twice a week. Scott delighted in the fact that nobody officially announces when prep starts, explaining that “nobody actually really tells anybody — it’s still a competition.” Mark then escalated things by admitting he’d bought a unicycle to practise a specific tour moment, calmly noting he’d already been on it, even though he’d eventually be doing it in front of 70,000 people a night.
The conversation naturally moved to the new documentary, which Scott said he’d already watched and thought was “fantastic.” Gary explained it grew out of conversations around the This Is Us tour, after Netflix approached them and then disappeared for over a year. Scott was particularly taken by the early footage of the band travelling up and down the country in a van, playing schools with a ghetto blaster, laughing at how “Spinal Tap” it all felt — including clips of them standing awkwardly while someone tried to press play on the wrong button.
Throughout the hour, the chat never felt rushed. Scott reminded them he’d once introduced them himself at a roadshow in Bristol, they swapped memories of chaotic early gigs, and the whole thing unfolded like a reunion rather than an interview. With the helpline reopened, the anniversary still hovering in the background, and the documentary landing that day, it felt less like a booking and more like a moment — three old friends on the sofa, letting it all breathe.
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