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Bonjour. Je m'appelle Helen. J'ai 22 ans et j'étudie le français, l'espagnol et le portugais à l'université de Birmingham. Je suis un membre de UM depuis septembre 2005 et je l'aime beaucoup. J'adore la musique et la comédie.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? :)

Je suis désolé, mais non.

Hallo, ich bin Emma und ich bin zwanzig Jahre alt (oh mein Gott!). Ich bin ein Mitglied hier für vier Jahre gewesen. I'm bored of German now sooo...I like watching Loose Women, I like indie and electro music and gibt es einen fremden Mann draussen.

Alouette...deployer les ailes;

Alouette...plumerai les ailes.

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Well since everyone is doing this properly...

I'm a  student at university, and former and now new gym member which will take up most of my time. I aspire to host a national radio breakfast show one day, but just getting into the radio industry would suffice right now. I'm opinionated, sarcastic and at times, sardonic. People don't always get my humour - it takes a while to know when I'm joking and when I'm not, and I tend to leave people to work it out for themselves. I hate easy comedy like Michael McIntyre, but I love men running up flights of stairs shouting "WHERE'S MY TRAIN? TAKE ME AWAY, CHOO-CHOO!" so go figure.

 

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Tight jeans, double Ds, make the men go woo woo.

Hello I'm Jono.

In my spare time I fight for supermarkets in my town where there are no supermarkets or shops open after 4pm, I run a website called Unofficial Mills, I make immature jokes at all the girls, I tweet, I go to the UEA in Norwich and I try to find wacky ideas for The Scott Mills Show. That is pretty much life.

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