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A list of guests who could appear on the show:

Dan the demon dwarf (hoover attachment optional)

"Y"vette Fielding (as she seems to always appear on the show)

Wing

The Hoff

Cast:

Jeremy Kyle = Scott

Matt Lucas = Becky

Richard Wilson (of off Victor Meldrew) = Chappers

The Stig = TOTDS

Children's entertainers = Scott & Chappers

And if it happens I will so be there

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I am going to try and go and see this!! I could make a short break out of it, if I can find someone to go with me!! I am currently googling B&B's... the worst of the fact that the Festival is in August is the fact that you need to book really early, because people will arrive from all over the World.

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Have any of you had a smash at being song writers for Scott's musical??

I have - I have blogged about it... it's all ended in disaster. It's funny that when you are tired, you feel sometimes you are creating pure genius. Basically, I was trying on the "record sound" on my phone which I managed to attach to an e-mail, and when I listened back to it this morning, someone is clearly shouting the word "PIG" out in the middle of the recording (there was an argument on Emmerdale farm whilst I was recording sound last night, and my phone has managed to pick it up).

Anyhow, any of you managed to do anything remotely sensible??

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Well, with the whole Only Scotland thing, if it goes down well, Scott could take it on tour.

With the tour, there would be a lower budget for actors/actresses, so:

Scott : himself

Young Scott: Lloyd???

TOWDS: Stig? Matt Fincham? (he doesn't say much, and we all know how good he is at singing!)

Chappers: himself, he's the only one who can say Graham that well without putting it on!

Beccy: Herself/Matt Lucas. (wig of course.)

Also, with the Poster on page 1/2, Scott has a ring... Relationship? He's not mentioned it before!

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Hahah, I said in the email it was Just Dance. And he only read the first 2 lines (well, when I heard it, I don't know if it was mentioned again), and so I had people all day calling me out on the boob touching/signing point, which was a pain as the lyrics went on to that! :P

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Scott Mills (Can't Dance) by Jonathan and Emma

White Wine

Pinio

Grigio

I've had a little bit too much, much

Another boob I have to touch

Have to touch it

A dizzy twisted sign

Can't write my name, oh man

Where is my glass? I lost my phone, phone

What's occuring, on the floor?

I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore

Keep it cool what's the day of the week?

I can remember it's Bley Friday, Friday

Scott Mills

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills, spin that record Millsy

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills

Da-doo-doo-doo

Mills, Mills, Mills, Sc-Scott Mills

Wish I could live with Hasslehoff

How did I end up with his robe? With his robe right.

Could put up cameras like

Scottcam and watch all day

And dancing in a club tonight

oh oh oh oh

What's occuring, on the floor?

I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore

Keep it cool what's the day of the week?

I can remember it's Bley Friday, Friday

Scott Mills

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills

Da-doo-doo-doo

Mills, Mills, Mills, Sc-Scott Mills

When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that filofax

Can't believe my eyes there's Katy Perry without a flaw

And I ain't gonna give it up, steady tryna pick up those love handles

I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do i get through the hole in the wall

Beccy I can see that you got so many classifieds

Chappers you read sports news and then will moan and moan

And There's the one who doesnt speak, he is so petrified

In the meantime though, don't go in to newsbeat late

Mills,

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills, spin that record Millsy

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills,

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills, spin that record Millsy

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills,

Da-doo-doo-doo

Mills, Mills, Mills, Sc-Scott Mills

Woo! Let's go!

It's Chaotic, Super Sonic,

Fake tanning, with gin and tonic

It's Chaotic, Super Sonic,

Fake tanning, with gin and tonic

It's Chaotic, Super Sonic,

Fake tanning, with gin and tonic

It's Chaotic, Super Sonic,

Fake tanning, with gin and tonic

Go, use those CDs play it out, sing it, dancing

I got the show, 4 till 7 every day

Turn up! Listen, Love it, Hear it, Share it

One Thirty K (i got it)

In my pocko (i got it)

Scott Mills,

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills, spin that record Millsy

Da-doo-doo-doo

Scott Mills,

Da-doo-doo-doo

Mills, Mills, Mills, Sc-Scott Mills

Can't Dance!

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I'm slightly worried about myself, I've been thinking about this way too much. Actually, this has been quite easy really, everything slots in to place well for a musical plot. And yes, Scott becomes a R1 DJ half way through Act 1 rather than the end, but it works best for pacing and fitting more afternoon stuff in, so nyah. :P Here's the start of my treatment for Scott Mills: The Musical.

No tagline ideas yet, but maybe Listen Again to the Life of... blah blah.

Song ideas aren't all there, but it's a mix of parodies of pop, musicals and also space for original songs.

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Act 1

Over the top big opening song - about how great it is to be Scott Mills and to be the Radio 1 drivetime host. To be revisited as the finale song possibly.

Young Scott Mills wakes up, listening to Radio 1. He goes through a school day, or possibly the camping trip mentioned recently involving a teacher that ended up writing in to Dear Scott. At a point, he starts day dreaming again about being a great Radio 1 drivetime DJ by the name of Scott Mills (song parody: I Dreamt a Dream, Les Mis) and decides to get a career in radio.

A very posh Scott gets his first job at Power FM, and starts working his way up through various radio stations over the course of a scene. Song in it somewhere.

Scott, still eyeing up a job on Radio 1, realises he needs to start sounding less posh: and attends a lesson in a backwards version of My Fair Lady (song parody: The Rain in Spain, My Fair Lady) and eventually lands a job hosting the Early Breakfast show.

Happy that he's made a big step, things are going well for him, getting extra cash from the numerous cover slots of the Breakfast show (possibly a parody of ABBA: Money Money Money but that would be too far, maybe just another pop song about how things are going well).

However, things start a downhill spiral, as a show starts without him, his producer finds him wearing just a tshirt in a hotel room, and is does the show drunk.

Ashamed, Scott realises he must put more effort in to himself as a whole, goes on a self improvement mission (parody of Greece Lightning - Teeth Whitening) and works his way up through the Radio 1 schedule.

The final scene of Act 1 sees Scott on the verge of getting the drivetime gig: will his effort pay off, and get the dream job of having the second most popular show on Radio 1? Much to his joy, he does, and Act 1 finishes on a big, happy song (in the vein of Bright New Day ending Act 1 of Blood Brothers, but not a parody of that as it's not really well known).

--

Act Two

Still typing this up. Basic structure, to help me get through writing it:

Meets chappers, they get up to all sorts of pranks, meets Laura, there's a Britney megamix with the whole "Masterpieces" prank, and then attention turns to his coworkers as One Night With Laura happens, as she starts to find romance (Laura's Lovely - Scouting For Girls) and at the same time Chappers develops a thing for Scott's mum (parody: Scott Mills' Mum Has Got It Going On - Parody of Stacey's Mom). Split stage rendition of Love Handles (Laura about the runner up of Laura's Diary, Chappers about Mills' mum). Stuff happens, Laura eventually leaves, Beccy joins. With all the focus on the rest of the team, Scott starts to get fame hungry and eyes up a TV career (parody of Miley Cyrus - Fly on the Wall titled "Hole In The Wall"), and a Hoff song. Scott eventually realises Radio really is for him (Millsy isn't Dead - Scouting for Girls) and then it becomes all meta as the idea happens for a musical based on Scott's life. Reprise of opening song to finish.

Still need to work in Wing, and my parody of Just Dance. Possibly Wing singing inspires Scott to greater things (TV).

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hang on a minute !

are UM going to be represented in the musical ?

just on the side of the stage, there could be a bloke sitting by his radio, on his computer & Scott then starts to be heard coming out of the radio & the guy at the computer starts pressing keys like mad, gets up & starts singing how much he likes Scott's show.

not sure if Jono can sing though.

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I think i may have convinced my sister to take me to Scott mills the musical (she can drive.. i cant) It's a 10 hour drive lol but she likes the sound of a round trip and luckily she to is a huge fan of mr mills.. fingers crossed we can get tickets.

hang on a minute !

are UM going to be represented in the musical ?

just on the side of the stage, there could be a bloke sitting by his radio, on his computer & Scott then starts to be heard coming out of the radio & the guy at the computer starts pressing keys like mad, gets up & starts singing how much he likes Scott's show.

not sure if Jono can sing though.

UM'ers have gotta have a lil number in the musical :D

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