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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. jonty felt responsible for margery's

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. jonty felt responsible for margery's troubles so he gave her

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. jonty felt responsible for margery's troubles so he gave her Doms Dog Calender for Christmas.

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. jonty felt responsible for margery's troubles so he gave her Doms Dog Calender for Christmas. Which came in handy as they had ran out of toilet paper

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, his other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jonty's favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig took Jonty by the pincer, and they danced until mid July when the hot hot curry began to wreak revenge on Margery. She instantly regretted the jalfrezi due to the anal stinging. Jonty felt responsible for Margery's troubles so he gave her Dom's Dog Calender for Christmas. Which came in handy as they had ran out of toilet paper due to the massive diarrhea..

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